Every guy knows this moment. Going from strained small talk to falling in love to realizing she’s out of your league in 40 seconds #loveonthespectrum
Niece and Nephew liked Ace Ventura so we were certain Dumb and Dumber would be a comedic jackpot. They think it’s a horror film about the consequences of bad decision making
I thought I was waiting til the 6th cuz I wasn’t on a console but this is happening now! Celebrating before I start since nothing real will live up to my hopes. Skyrim in Space? Fallout 4 Without Preston?! Lower your bar Harmon lower your bar and have fun
Cody made another little scrapper of a show that I have to signal boost to keep her off the streets. Or maybe her show did okay and I just have to brag that these beloved characters were born at MY house during a pandemic (except Ronald who was probably born in a hospital). Every morning for months I’d sip a coffee and make fun of @normalheller and @artduco for having to write…an unscripted series…? It just sounds like the desk you get assigned to if you piss off the Chief of your TV precinct. But they insisted on caring and then they cast all these incredible performers – many also the writers – who cared, and the show is loved by viewers because they feel the care. Very proud of my bean, congratulations and hats off to everyone that put their joy and tears into this gem, including embattled producer @nicholashatton and unflappable national treasure @sunnyg_sd, and yeah he really is that nice and Joanie feels the same way about his dog Meatball
my writing process
Kansas City trip. It might be breaking rules to photograph at a gallery but bro-in-law @danvidetich and I are already breaking hearts when we match shirts. Artist and piece included to make up for any transgression. It’s at the HAW gallery @hawcontemporary. I’ll tag the artist’s IG as well (EDIT: you guys found him! @parametric_pottery) Now more art: best Negroni and burger of my life at @thecampgroundkc I know those words have no meaning on social media but I’m sincere, most delicious burger I’ve eaten in 50 years. No favors exchanged, no free-burger-for-a-mention scandal, the bartender didn’t have a Community tattoo, I’m just a customer that had the best burger of his life, couldn’t believe it and photographed the sign in a dopamine stupor. Double Smash Burger. Final pic of the niece and nephew’s hangman game just so I can share this quote from aunt @normalheller when she saw my confusion: “in this family, we start with a hat.” God damn adorable. And don’t be distracted by the potentially dramatic “I miss you dad” one. Dad was two stools away, some daughters just love their dads that much
Kansas City trip. It might be breaking rules to photograph at a gallery but bro-in-law @danvidetich and I are already breaking hearts when we match shirts. Artist and piece included to make up for any transgression. It’s at the HAW gallery @hawcontemporary. I’ll tag the artist’s IG as well (EDIT: you guys found him! @parametric_pottery) Now more art: best Negroni and burger of my life at @thecampgroundkc I know those words have no meaning on social media but I’m sincere, most delicious burger I’ve eaten in 50 years. No favors exchanged, no free-burger-for-a-mention scandal, the bartender didn’t have a Community tattoo, I’m just a customer that had the best burger of his life, couldn’t believe it and photographed the sign in a dopamine stupor. Double Smash Burger. Final pic of the niece and nephew’s hangman game just so I can share this quote from aunt @normalheller when she saw my confusion: “in this family, we start with a hat.” God damn adorable. And don’t be distracted by the potentially dramatic “I miss you dad” one. Dad was two stools away, some daughters just love their dads that much
Kansas City trip. It might be breaking rules to photograph at a gallery but bro-in-law @danvidetich and I are already breaking hearts when we match shirts. Artist and piece included to make up for any transgression. It’s at the HAW gallery @hawcontemporary. I’ll tag the artist’s IG as well (EDIT: you guys found him! @parametric_pottery) Now more art: best Negroni and burger of my life at @thecampgroundkc I know those words have no meaning on social media but I’m sincere, most delicious burger I’ve eaten in 50 years. No favors exchanged, no free-burger-for-a-mention scandal, the bartender didn’t have a Community tattoo, I’m just a customer that had the best burger of his life, couldn’t believe it and photographed the sign in a dopamine stupor. Double Smash Burger. Final pic of the niece and nephew’s hangman game just so I can share this quote from aunt @normalheller when she saw my confusion: “in this family, we start with a hat.” God damn adorable. And don’t be distracted by the potentially dramatic “I miss you dad” one. Dad was two stools away, some daughters just love their dads that much
Kansas City trip. It might be breaking rules to photograph at a gallery but bro-in-law @danvidetich and I are already breaking hearts when we match shirts. Artist and piece included to make up for any transgression. It’s at the HAW gallery @hawcontemporary. I’ll tag the artist’s IG as well (EDIT: you guys found him! @parametric_pottery) Now more art: best Negroni and burger of my life at @thecampgroundkc I know those words have no meaning on social media but I’m sincere, most delicious burger I’ve eaten in 50 years. No favors exchanged, no free-burger-for-a-mention scandal, the bartender didn’t have a Community tattoo, I’m just a customer that had the best burger of his life, couldn’t believe it and photographed the sign in a dopamine stupor. Double Smash Burger. Final pic of the niece and nephew’s hangman game just so I can share this quote from aunt @normalheller when she saw my confusion: “in this family, we start with a hat.” God damn adorable. And don’t be distracted by the potentially dramatic “I miss you dad” one. Dad was two stools away, some daughters just love their dads that much
Kansas City trip. It might be breaking rules to photograph at a gallery but bro-in-law @danvidetich and I are already breaking hearts when we match shirts. Artist and piece included to make up for any transgression. It’s at the HAW gallery @hawcontemporary. I’ll tag the artist’s IG as well (EDIT: you guys found him! @parametric_pottery) Now more art: best Negroni and burger of my life at @thecampgroundkc I know those words have no meaning on social media but I’m sincere, most delicious burger I’ve eaten in 50 years. No favors exchanged, no free-burger-for-a-mention scandal, the bartender didn’t have a Community tattoo, I’m just a customer that had the best burger of his life, couldn’t believe it and photographed the sign in a dopamine stupor. Double Smash Burger. Final pic of the niece and nephew’s hangman game just so I can share this quote from aunt @normalheller when she saw my confusion: “in this family, we start with a hat.” God damn adorable. And don’t be distracted by the potentially dramatic “I miss you dad” one. Dad was two stools away, some daughters just love their dads that much
Kansas City trip. It might be breaking rules to photograph at a gallery but bro-in-law @danvidetich and I are already breaking hearts when we match shirts. Artist and piece included to make up for any transgression. It’s at the HAW gallery @hawcontemporary. I’ll tag the artist’s IG as well (EDIT: you guys found him! @parametric_pottery) Now more art: best Negroni and burger of my life at @thecampgroundkc I know those words have no meaning on social media but I’m sincere, most delicious burger I’ve eaten in 50 years. No favors exchanged, no free-burger-for-a-mention scandal, the bartender didn’t have a Community tattoo, I’m just a customer that had the best burger of his life, couldn’t believe it and photographed the sign in a dopamine stupor. Double Smash Burger. Final pic of the niece and nephew’s hangman game just so I can share this quote from aunt @normalheller when she saw my confusion: “in this family, we start with a hat.” God damn adorable. And don’t be distracted by the potentially dramatic “I miss you dad” one. Dad was two stools away, some daughters just love their dads that much
Bye KC, we’ll be back. Zillowing “cozy bedroom workshop garage view of Mahomes yard” as we speak
I like that “The Ferryman” has coins over his eyes. He’s that much of a purist, he even demands that he pay a toll to himself
It’s Rain Week in Los Angeles but this video goes out to @clarrita for looking ahead getting me these bay000000ts thank you Clara, I walked home twice just to shoot coverage
I’m worried I might accidentally stop doing whatever I’ve done to get this advertised at me
I don’t know if striking means you can’t brag about your fiancé’s show. I won’t wait for a ruling on it. This is the fruit of my showrunning bean’s labor. Its success makes my chest swell and our household warm. Next post will be dog photo
Among climate change’s more deceptively adorable faces is that of Cavia Frigidus, the Giant Arctic Guinea Pig. Often misclassified as a miniature polar bear, this colossal rodent has been driven south by shrinking ice caps and Russian poachers, bringing its omnivorous, tundra-hardened appetite to unprepared North American biomes. String cheese and blueberry farmers are reporting record losses and by 2030, forty percent of California’s popcorn may vanish
1. I never told her we’re apes so that’s on me 2. I really don’t think she’s being pejorative, I think this is her culture’s version of a “pat on the head.”
MY FIRST WELD. I am TECHNICALLY A WELDER. I bought this machine during the pandemic but would have put this off for another five years if it weren’t for electrician and mentor @rwelectric. Next step: sewing and eventually growing a plant
How do you avoid organizing? I “mount cameras so I can record myself organizing.” Just a few more cameras and then I can get organized. What’s to organize? Well I have a LOT of cameras that keep piling up. I salvaged a lot of them from this house I found where I guess some guy hooked up a bunch of cameras so he could film himself getting organized but he never got organized or filmed anything he just went nuts oh well his loss my gain! Here’s a good camera. That’s a good shot. That shot is going to look great in the big organizing montage
Of course back in the 1940s, a certain amount of closeup magic was expected from a starlet, but Veronica Lake took it to a whole new level. She could take your watch, put it in a bag, show you both sides and step on it before leaving it on the floor. Also she could teleport short distances
