Kanan Gill Instagram – My Debut Novel releases today!
Sharing with you one of the many (rejected) blurbs I wrote for it, below:
WHAT IF YOU PEERED CLOSE ENOUGH TO REALITY TO SEE THE BRUSH STROKES? WHAT IF YOU COULD CURE THE HUMAN CONDITION? DO YOU WISH TO BE MORE ATTRACTIVE TO YOUR FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES?
TRY KANAN GILL’S WILD AND UNHINGED NEW NOVEL ACTS OF GOD! MADE FROM THE FINEST lNDULGENT SENTENCES EXTRACTED FROM NATURAL INGREDIENTS, ACTS OF GOD IS SUFFUSED WITH LYRICAL BEAUTY, PHILOSOPHICAL PROVOCATION AND HUMOUR USING A PATENTED PROCESS THAT INCREASES BIOAVAILABILITY OF FREEDOM IN DILIGENT READERS. IN A UNIQUE PRESERVATIVE-FREE PLOT, A VACUOUS PRIVATE DETECTIVE FINDS HIMSELF IN A COSMIC BATTLE WITH A SCIENTIST WHO CREATES UNIVERSES AND IN THEIR CLASH RESULT ENLIGHTENMENT, SILLINESS, DESTRUCTION AND WORLDWIDE CHAOS.
NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS, BUT INSECTS LOVE IT. PRESERVATIVE FREE. TRUST ONLY GENUINE HOLOGRAMS. THESE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN TESTED BY LIBRARIANS.
Potential side effects: Frustration, Giggling, Bruxism, Increased procrastination, reduced weight of world.
3.5 % Plot (Skimmed)
Suggested Use: Dab 32 chapters upon skin in an unbroken fugue state. | Posted on 18/Jan/2024 11:39:01
