Celebrating forty wonderful years of age, Katya, lensed by @trixiemattel for BOKAY! magazine, was recently re-elected chancellor woman of the Theocratic Republic of Milfistan. Congratulations to she, and to all of her faithful subjects and horny citizens.
I came to @grindr to do two things: spread cheeks and see the receeps. Join me and some iconic guests, as our 3rd, in Grindr’s newest podcast: Who’s The Asshole?. We’ll yap about all things sex and dating, and give hot takes on real Grindr stories submitted by users via the Grindr hotline, 510-ASS-HOLE. 📱The first episode features country trade, Orville Peck, and can be streamed wherever you listen to your podcasts (and YouTube) starting February 15. #grindrpartner
Sound on for the Real ☕️
Is Orville Peck the asshole? Find out at the link below 👀 #grindrpartner
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Merry Christmas
(Lambada 1989 @assploitation_ )
Mister Telephone Man, there’s something wrong with my line … I hear a click every time.
Merry fucking Christmas bitch
Sublime erotic theater with some of the most viciously talented sex pot dynamite entertainers! BRAVA!!! @vossevents thank you!
With #DragRace Season 16 around the corner, it’s up to us to save the North Pole’s last queer bar! 😱 Watch #ATrixieAndKatyaChristmas now on the @rupaulsdragrace YouTube channel 🎄 (🎨: @Cartuna + Combo)
With #DragRace Season 16 around the corner, it’s up to us to save the North Pole’s last queer bar! 😱 Watch #ATrixieAndKatyaChristmas now on the @rupaulsdragrace YouTube channel 🎄 (🎨: @Cartuna + Combo)
With #DragRace Season 16 around the corner, it’s up to us to save the North Pole’s last queer bar! 😱 Watch #ATrixieAndKatyaChristmas now on the @rupaulsdragrace YouTube channel 🎄 (🎨: @Cartuna + Combo)
With #DragRace Season 16 around the corner, it’s up to us to save the North Pole’s last queer bar! 😱 Watch #ATrixieAndKatyaChristmas now on the @rupaulsdragrace YouTube channel 🎄 (🎨: @Cartuna + Combo)
Energetic Flow with music and energy prophetess @erykah
Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I reach into the freezer. A blast of cold air greets me, turning my nipples so hard I could dial an iPhone. As a shiver pleasantly travels south from my torso to my abdomen to the very tip of my sheathed sword, I saunter to the counter where I insert a blueberry-kissed waffle into the tight, dark, chrome-covered hole of my toaster. A gentle cloud of warmth emanates from the glowing steel rods within, bringing with it an intoxicating aroma of fruit, sugar, and hot, fluffy passion. The shiny appliance transforms into a giver of joy as the Eggo waffle pops up from the darkness, steam rising slowly and beckoning me to grab it and caress it and swallow it whole. I temper my passion for a moment, if only to find the fortitude to instead gently place it on a plate, covering it in slick, wet butter and gooey, sticky-sweet maple syrup. As the cushiony indentations of unadulterated bliss finally touch my lips, I let out a moan from deep within my very soul, announcing to the world that it’s 7am on a Tuesday and yes, Deborah…I am 100% going to f**k this waffle.
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The Official “The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!” with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
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