Things you can learn at one of my stand up shows. Tour schedule at ornyadams.com. #Lithuiana #stanupcomedy #crowdwork
In light of new information I now find my Lithuania joke offensive too! #lithuania #lithuanian #comedy #standupcomedy #crowdwork
Don’t be late for an Orny Adams show! #standupcomedy #comedy #crowdwork #florida #late #comedy
Smoking Florida woman attacks my work ethic! #sarasota #florida #smoking #cigarette #crowdwork #comedyclub #comedian
At my shows the customer is always right. And I will defend them to the very end. #burger #sarasota #waitress #comedyclub #standup #crowdwork #comedy
The Third Amendment @OrnyAdams returns to the @IrvineImprov this weekend, December 8-10! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvsixty #ornyadam #constitution #thridamendment #irvineca
I bet this guy is a great teacher! #physics #statisticalphysics #standup #crowdwork
Someone caught faking they were from Boston at my show. Tour schedule up at ornyadams.com. #boston #massachusetts #standupcomedy #comedy #crowdwork
Who pledges to come to my shows in Chicago this weekend? @ImprovChicago
Hate when I say GONNA
Gluten. VERY limited tickets are still available for @OrnyAdams at the @ImprovChicago this weekend, January 25-27! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #ornyadams #gluten #chicago
Everything is wrong with flying. #podcast #whatswrongwithornyadams #waterfountain #airport #flying #zipper
My 99 year old fan comes to a show and then I’m embarrassed when I’m told to get off stage at 70 minutes.
Finally I get some answers about why there is boney ash after cremation. #standup #comedy
I cant beleive they did this to Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney too! I get why they’d do this to me. Sucks but I get it. Podcast WHAT’S WRONG WITH ORNY ADAMS #brucespringsteen #paulmccartney #standup #standupcomedy #kickedoffstage
When a 99 year old asks you to help do his taxes. #comedy #standupcomedy #99yearold #taxes
Chicago-here we go! Jan 25-27 @improvchicago We do this every year. I’m looking forward to seeing you all soon. Get tickets: OrnyAdams.com
Come see me live in Irvine California @irvineimprov this weekend Decmber 8-10. Tickets on sale now. Ornyadams.com.
When you go last🤣 Don’t miss the hilarious @ornyadams LIVE Dec 8-10 at the #IrvineImprov! Get your tickets now! 🎟️improv.com/Irvine #ornyadams #teenwolf #irvine #irvinespectrum #anaheim #whittier #longbeach #huntingtonbeach #costamesa #fullerton #orange #orangecounty #newportbeach #lagunabeach #losangeles
Big storm coming to Chicago this weekend…ME! @improvchicago
Woman tries to spread ashes at Wrigley Field and it’s a disaster! #chicago #wrigleyfield
Traverse City Michigan travel advisory from someone who had to land in the snow @CityOperaHouse #TraverseCity #Michigan #StandupComedy #WhatsWrongwithOrnyAdams podcast episode 102 is out!
THE COMEDY & MAGIC CLUB PRESENTS: ORNY ADAMS ONE NIGHT ONLY!!! Join us for some serious laughter with the hilarious Orny Adams on Thursday March 7th at 8pm!!! Caution: You may find yourself unable to stop laughing! Orny Adams delivers a powerful, incisive stand up routine that vacillates between the relevant and the absurd. Orny attacks what’s wrong with the world and sometimes even what’s wrong with Orny. He’s brutally honest, satirical and his performance is ceaselessly energetic. Orny has had one hour stand up specials on Netflix, Comedy Central and his third special “More Than Loud” debuted on Showtime. Orny has appeared all over television, most notably on The Tonight Show, Late Night with David Letterman and The Conan O’Brien Show. And you might also recognize him as Coach from the TV show Teen Wolf which ran for six seasons. Get your tickets at: www.comedyandmagicclub.com Doors: @ 6:30pm Show: @ 8pm Ages: 18 $30.00 including fees #standupcomedy #comedyandmagicclub #hermosabeach #comedians #funny #comedy #standupreels #hahaha #ornyadams
