my serving shift at the cunt factory.
@dreamlandpride
@kathysnapped
my serving shift at the cunt factory.
@dreamlandpride
@kathysnapped
Could Trixie take Plane? š«£ #ThePitStop
Thatās why Iām here, Greg! (new YouTube video up now)
Iām celebrating @TheSims 24th birthday this week with a very special YouTube video on Wednesday AND a live Twitch stream on my Twitch channel on Thursday at 4pm PST! Make sure you tune in! #TheSims #sponsored
@crystalmethyd is on @thepitstop today! #rupaulsdragrace
Iām quitting drag and pursuing the medical field! Download The Sims 4 now for free and join me! New video on my YouTube channel AND a live Twitch stream on my Twitch channel tomorrow at 4p PST! @thesims
New DJ set on my YouTube channel, go check it out!
Iām celebrating @thesims 24th birthday this week with a very special YouTube video tomorrow AND a live Twitch stream on my Twitch channel on Thursday at 4pm PST! Make sure you tune in! #TheSims #sponsored
Stock up on pink! Trixie Mattel is this yearās recipient of the Harvard College Humanist Clubās Outstanding Lifetime Achievement in Cultural Humanism Award!!
The award ceremony is April 3rd at 7pm in Harvardās Memorial Church and tickets go on sale on Tuesday 2/13 at 12pm EST! Come see Trixie speak in-person! Link in bio šļøšļø
Petition for @missfamenyc to return to YouTube!
Iām livestreaming with The Sims 4 NOW at twitch.tv/trixiemattel
Atlanta! See you in April! Tickets available now, link in bio.
The Sims 4 livestream TODAY at 4pm PST at twitch.tv/trixiemattel. Download The Sims 4 now for free and play along! @thesims
Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I reach into the freezer. A blast of cold air greets me, turning my nipples so hard I could dial an iPhone. As a shiver pleasantly travels south from my torso to my abdomen to the very tip of my sheathed sword, I saunter to the counter where I insert a blueberry-kissed waffle into the tight, dark, chrome-covered hole of my toaster. A gentle cloud of warmth emanates from the glowing steel rods within, bringing with it an intoxicating aroma of fruit, sugar, and hot, fluffy passion. The shiny appliance transforms into a giver of joy as the Eggo waffle pops up from the darkness, steam rising slowly and beckoning me to grab it and caress it and swallow it whole. I temper my passion for a moment, if only to find the fortitude to instead gently place it on a plate, covering it in slick, wet butter and gooey, sticky-sweet maple syrup. As the cushiony indentations of unadulterated bliss finally touch my lips, I let out a moan from deep within my very soul, announcing to the world that it’s 7am on a Tuesday and yes, Deborah…I am 100% going to f**k this waffle.
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The Official “The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!” with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
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