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Caption : surgery tomorrow. im getting a linguini hernia fixed. i named it Ms. Hernie Sanders. i’ll miss her. she wasn’t that serious but i had to get her fixed so i could weight train for the race war. all patients have to get a covid test done before procedures and i did mine just now. that swab in my nussy was the most human touch i’ve had in months. picture of the hernia in the last slide [GRAPHIC]
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Caption : surgery tomorrow. im getting a linguini hernia fixed. i named it Ms. Hernie Sanders. i’ll miss her. she wasn’t that serious but i had to get her fixed so i could weight train for the race war. all patients have to get a covid test done before procedures and i did mine just now. that swab in my nussy was the most human touch i’ve had in months. picture of the hernia in the last slide [GRAPHIC]
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Caption : surgery tomorrow. im getting a linguini hernia fixed. i named it Ms. Hernie Sanders. i’ll miss her. she wasn’t that serious but i had to get her fixed so i could weight train for the race war. all patients have to get a covid test done before procedures and i did mine just now. that swab in my nussy was the most human touch i’ve had in months. picture of the hernia in the last slide [GRAPHIC]
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Caption : surgery tomorrow. im getting a linguini hernia fixed. i named it Ms. Hernie Sanders. i’ll miss her. she wasn’t that serious but i had to get her fixed so i could weight train for the race war. all patients have to get a covid test done before procedures and i did mine just now. that swab in my nussy was the most human touch i’ve had in months. picture of the hernia in the last slide [GRAPHIC]
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Caption : honoredt to be a @teenvogue young hollywood cover – // – 📸: nacho alegre / @nachoalegre stylist: solange franklin / @solangefranklin hair: dennis gots / @dennisgots makeup: sarah uslan / @sarahuslan manicure: holly falcone / @hollyfalconenails set design: bryn bowen / @bigtimebowen
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Caption : honoredt to be a @teenvogue young hollywood cover – // – 📸: nacho alegre / @nachoalegre stylist: solange franklin / @solangefranklin hair: dennis gots / @dennisgots makeup: sarah uslan / @sarahuslan manicure: holly falcone / @hollyfalconenails set design: bryn bowen / @bigtimebowen
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Caption : DATING & NEW YORK PREMIERES TONIGHT 🎥 🎞 REAL CINEMA HEADS ONLY!!!! #frenchnewwave #ifcfilms
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Caption : DATING & NEW YORK PREMIERES TONIGHT 🎥 🎞 REAL CINEMA HEADS ONLY!!!! #frenchnewwave #ifcfilms
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Caption : DATING & NEW YORK PREMIERES TONIGHT 🎥 🎞 REAL CINEMA HEADS ONLY!!!! #frenchnewwave #ifcfilms
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Caption : DATING & NEW YORK PREMIERES TONIGHT 🎥 🎞 REAL CINEMA HEADS ONLY!!!! #frenchnewwave #ifcfilms
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Caption : DATING & NEW YORK PREMIERES TONIGHT 🎥 🎞 REAL CINEMA HEADS ONLY!!!! #frenchnewwave #ifcfilms
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Caption : DATING & NEW YORK PREMIERES TONIGHT 🎥 🎞 REAL CINEMA HEADS ONLY!!!! #frenchnewwave #ifcfilms
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Caption : DATING & NEW YORK PREMIERES TONIGHT 🎥 🎞 REAL CINEMA HEADS ONLY!!!! #frenchnewwave #ifcfilms
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Caption : DATING & NEW YORK PREMIERES TONIGHT 🎥 🎞 REAL CINEMA HEADS ONLY!!!! #frenchnewwave #ifcfilms
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Caption : DATING & NEW YORK PREMIERES TONIGHT 🎥 🎞 REAL CINEMA HEADS ONLY!!!! #frenchnewwave #ifcfilms
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Caption : DATING & NEW YORK PREMIERES TONIGHT 🎥 🎞 REAL CINEMA HEADS ONLY!!!! #frenchnewwave #ifcfilms
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Caption : i’ve always looked like i just found out a devastating secret about an enemy and i’m waiting to say it out loud
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Caption : i’ve always looked like i just found out a devastating secret about an enemy and i’m waiting to say it out loud
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Caption : *we bought a zoo voice* We Made a Movie @datingandnewyork x @tribeca 📸: @zackdezon
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Caption : apocalypse but make it fashion
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Caption : the haters will be devastated to learn i woke up from my nap
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Caption : some of you wont want to hear this. i used to take scorching hot showers. like douse me in old bay throw me in a pot and dump me on a picnic table scorching hot showers. then i took a cold bucket shower in slide 2 and something shifted… unfortunately my skin is glowing and my bacne is cleared bc i stopped crab boiling myself. stop taking scorching hot showers
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Caption : some of you wont want to hear this. i used to take scorching hot showers. like douse me in old bay throw me in a pot and dump me on a picnic table scorching hot showers. then i took a cold bucket shower in slide 2 and something shifted… unfortunately my skin is glowing and my bacne is cleared bc i stopped crab boiling myself. stop taking scorching hot showers
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Caption : some of you wont want to hear this. i used to take scorching hot showers. like douse me in old bay throw me in a pot and dump me on a picnic table scorching hot showers. then i took a cold bucket shower in slide 2 and something shifted… unfortunately my skin is glowing and my bacne is cleared bc i stopped crab boiling myself. stop taking scorching hot showers
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Caption : some of you wont want to hear this. i used to take scorching hot showers. like douse me in old bay throw me in a pot and dump me on a picnic table scorching hot showers. then i took a cold bucket shower in slide 2 and something shifted… unfortunately my skin is glowing and my bacne is cleared bc i stopped crab boiling myself. stop taking scorching hot showers
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Caption : some of you wont want to hear this. i used to take scorching hot showers. like douse me in old bay throw me in a pot and dump me on a picnic table scorching hot showers. then i took a cold bucket shower in slide 2 and something shifted… unfortunately my skin is glowing and my bacne is cleared bc i stopped crab boiling myself. stop taking scorching hot showers
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Caption : some of you wont want to hear this. i used to take scorching hot showers. like douse me in old bay throw me in a pot and dump me on a picnic table scorching hot showers. then i took a cold bucket shower in slide 2 and something shifted… unfortunately my skin is glowing and my bacne is cleared bc i stopped crab boiling myself. stop taking scorching hot showers
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Caption : some of you wont want to hear this. i used to take scorching hot showers. like douse me in old bay throw me in a pot and dump me on a picnic table scorching hot showers. then i took a cold bucket shower in slide 2 and something shifted… unfortunately my skin is glowing and my bacne is cleared bc i stopped crab boiling myself. stop taking scorching hot showers
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Caption : some of you wont want to hear this. i used to take scorching hot showers. like douse me in old bay throw me in a pot and dump me on a picnic table scorching hot showers. then i took a cold bucket shower in slide 2 and something shifted… unfortunately my skin is glowing and my bacne is cleared bc i stopped crab boiling myself. stop taking scorching hot showers
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Caption : some of you wont want to hear this. i used to take scorching hot showers. like douse me in old bay throw me in a pot and dump me on a picnic table scorching hot showers. then i took a cold bucket shower in slide 2 and something shifted… unfortunately my skin is glowing and my bacne is cleared bc i stopped crab boiling myself. stop taking scorching hot showers
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Caption : he call mee iced coffee bcus i made him thee shit.!*
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Caption : in her bag
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Caption : short king winter approaching
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Caption : short king winter approaching
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Caption : short king winter approaching
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Caption : i almost flooded the room taking this photo
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Caption : there are guns in this walmart
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Caption : there are guns in this walmart
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Caption : my song bbc is out tonight at 12am midnight EST 💄: @evydrew
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Caption : serving cuntstruction
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Caption : serving cuntstruction
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Caption : serving cuntstruction
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Caption : fellas… if u ain’t gossiping w ur girl… some other man is… xoxo 📸: @fujioemura
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Caption : im ngl i was kinda ready for another lockdown lol i missed my boo fagley era
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Caption : *’* *** 📸: @florahanitijo for @tmagazine
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Caption : *’* *** 📸: @florahanitijo for @tmagazine
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Caption : *’* *** 📸: @florahanitijo for @tmagazine
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Caption : *’* *** 📸: @florahanitijo for @tmagazine
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Caption : double tap for eternal salvation
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Caption : double tap for eternal salvation
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Caption : they call me needles cus i’m under these bitches skin
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Caption : got to visit fambly & reup on melanin before nyc winter hits and i go from sandy beige to straight guy pillowcase yellow
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Caption : got to visit fambly & reup on melanin before nyc winter hits and i go from sandy beige to straight guy pillowcase yellow
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Caption : got to visit fambly & reup on melanin before nyc winter hits and i go from sandy beige to straight guy pillowcase yellow
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Caption : got to visit fambly & reup on melanin before nyc winter hits and i go from sandy beige to straight guy pillowcase yellow
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Caption : got to visit fambly & reup on melanin before nyc winter hits and i go from sandy beige to straight guy pillowcase yellow
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Caption : got to visit fambly & reup on melanin before nyc winter hits and i go from sandy beige to straight guy pillowcase yellow
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Caption : got to visit fambly & reup on melanin before nyc winter hits and i go from sandy beige to straight guy pillowcase yellow
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Caption : did an interview with @s_m_nderson for @vmagazine!! . link in bio . 👖: @sho_tatsuishi 📸: @fujioemura
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Caption : did an interview with @s_m_nderson for @vmagazine!! . link in bio . 👖: @sho_tatsuishi 📸: @fujioemura
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Caption : did an interview with @s_m_nderson for @vmagazine!! . link in bio . 👖: @sho_tatsuishi 📸: @fujioemura
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Caption : did an interview with @s_m_nderson for @vmagazine!! . link in bio . 👖: @sho_tatsuishi 📸: @fujioemura
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Caption : slide 1: the plan worked. three years after starting as a dishwasher at Soho House Omaha, I had finally infiltrated the upper echelons of the Omaha, Nebraska ranching community. a fateful poker night lead me to my final target. Bled Johnry was land baron, a God fearing republican, and based on the song last playing when he started his 2024 GMC Sierra 2500 to give me a ride home from poker night, a Lana Del Rey stan. slide 2: It was my fault. I got sloppy. I spent too much energy keeping up a convincing cover. I dedicated an entire weekend to finding a turquoise bolo tie for Rip Himschel Jr.’s first born’s baptism. I spent a week learning to break a mare. Had I not wasted all those nights going backroad mudding, I would’ve known Bled’s son was due home from a three week jail stay for his 10th DUI. I’ll never forget Bled’s son, Bleed, wordlessly backing out of the room, as Bled backed out of me. Bleed knew better than to challenge Bled to his face. Instead he gossiped to anyone who would listen. The coroner ruled Bled’s death a “hunting accident”. Bleed had Rip’s charges dropped. Rip’s wife, Silverado, divorced him anyway. The charges didn’t stick, but the rumors of Rip and Bled’s longstanding friendship did. A month shy of the day Bled planned to sell his shares and unwittingly blow up his company, Bleed Johnry became CEO. Slide 3: Now I live and work in New York City as lawyer, after getting my start settling dish & chore related civil disputes between LGBTQ roommates. I worked my way up to environmental law. I’m preparing for my first big case. We’re going to Bleed them dry. Slide 4: the last photo I took of Bled before the accident @flauntmagazine Photographed by @ok__mccausland Styled by @britt.theodora wearing @guestinresidence @sandroparis @noahclothing @stetsonusa @omega Written by @ericab.xoxo Grooming: @evydrew using @kohgendo_official and @jvnhair Location: @moxywilliamsburg #FlauntMagazine #UnderTheSilverMoon
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