People think I say offensive things purely for the joy of upsetting people. This is not the case. I do it for the money.
I had no money growing up. My dad was a labourer and my mum did everything to make ends meet. Men worked hard. Women worked miracles. I still felt grateful though. I was taught that ability was a poor person’s wealth. I’m glad I had to work for every penny I have. It feels good.
Thanks for your lovely messages about this, particularly from the charities involved telling me about all the great things they are able to do with the money ❤️ Can’t wait to do it all again.
What 40 years of drinking does 😂
I see a lot of people on here saying that they always put on weight over the Christmas period because they eat and drink too much. Luckily, I am a fat cunt, and I do that all year round, so I haven’t put on a single ounce👍
Blessed.
Merry Christmas! #Armageddon is now streaming on Netflix.
Watch the Record-Breaking, Golden Globe-Winning, Number 1 Stand Up Special #Armageddon Streaming Now on Netflix around the world 👊
What a wonderful world ❤️
Do your family Christmases lack drama? @rickygervais has an idea…
Ricky Gervais: Armageddon comes to Netflix on Christmas Day! 🎅
Advert with a dog in it #DutchBarn
Beer Vs. Vodka
Worst Advert Ever 😂
#DutchBarn OUTTAKES 😂
Health warning.
A code enforced by the Advertising Standards Authority stipulates that alcohol ads must not be directed at people under 18 or contain anything likely to appeal to them by reflecting youth culture. Anyone that features in an alcohol ad must be 25 years of age or over, and look it.
I’m all arty again 😂
This Valentine’s Day, please remember, no one wants fucking flowers.
It’s arrived! #Armageddon @goldenglobes
#DutchBarn
Yo! Dutch Barn Vodka is now available in all @Costco depots across the UK. Another huge milestone in our journey as the fastest-growing Vodka brand in the UK. Cheers!
