Robbie Williams Instagram – Integritas Et Cacas. Pleasantries and Hail Keanu The Comment Section Cup – Alien edition. An idea of what the inside of my head was like up until Teddy was born The following is a conversation with Me and Me. ME 1 – Well this is a malaise, isn’t it? ME 2 – Yeah that’s because you’re awful ME 1 – Awful? ME 2 – Yeah fatty, awful ME 1 – Why are you being so mean? ME 2 – *piss-taking voice* Why are you being so mean? ME 1 – Well I could just repeat everything with a whiney voice. ME 2 – Well I could repeat everything ……… ME 1 – *Shouting’ Stop! ME 2 – You’re shit at singing. I’d be aware of that when you’re on stage ME 1- *dejected* I am aware of that when im on stage ME 2- Good ….And fat ME 1- You’ve mentioned that. And im not im a bit chunky but not fat ME 2- Fat! ME 1 – Stop ME 2 No I won’t, It’s embarrassing. ME 1 – What is? ME 2- You, all of it.The words you write the way you look your personality, embarrassing ME 1 – Why are you like this? ME 2 – Cos you deserve it …..You’re just lucky ME 1- Isn’t that at least something? ME 2- No, you’re stealing a place, someone with talent should be here. ME 1- I agree ME 2- See, Good. ME 1- OK, I agree, and im sad now …you happy? ME 2- No, ME 1- Neither am I. Eeek, what a mess. It’s much better now. The thing is im so creative I could figure out a way to take away any joy from the success I was having. None of it meant anything. I made sure it didn’t. I did a good job too. Im having way more fun these days. I embrace the madness. I embrace the whole show business of it all and im very grateful. The Spice Girls Battered the Rembrandts. Today – Bitter Sweet Symphony – The Verve V You Oughta Know – Alanis Morissette In other news. Remember, it’s not necessarily your favourite, Its which song represents the 90s the best? Write your answer in the comment section below. Peace be with you Get Sectioned cos. We taKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator, Delusional Manifesting Champ. Namaste 🙏❤️