Robbie Williams Instagram – Integritas Et Cacas. The Comment Section Cup – Alien edition. Did Wonderwall win? ‘’I said, Maybeeee’ Mr Joey McIntyre was in the comments section yesterday. If Mr Joey McIntyre wants Smells like Teen Spirit then that’s what he shall get. To be honest, if he’d asked for two Gibbons fighting over a tyre. Even though it doesn’t fit the premise at all. I would have still put it in. Hail Keanu and while we’re at it, hail Joey. Smells like teen spirit – Nirvana  V  I will always love you – Whitney Houston  I didn’t say I’d make it easy though. Back in the day when I used to do a load of coke. Sometimes you’d be in a room with a bunch  of new ‘’best friends’’ who are total strangers. Still with a bunch of coke left but no cigarettes and a shortage of booze *at 9.30 am. This would be a problem. Because you would all be ‘’tweaking’’ and full of psychosis. And to keep the party going booze and cigs are a must. So there would need to be some sort of expedition to the shops. I don’t know who and I don’t know when but I know there have been several occasions where me and my new friends would spend easily an hour saying things like ‘’We can do this, No, you look fine, no, no one will even look at us’’ *hands-on person shoulders looking directly into someone’s bloodshot crazed eyes* ‘’Weve got this’’.Like some Seal team about to extract a hostage. Anyway, the reason I say this is because to a certain degree that’s now how I feel every time I leave the house. I know on the flatness of the screen that story seems sad. But when I thought it up today it made me laugh out loud. I have a theory that in seeking fame you are seeking to contract a mental illness. I always have to qualify this with saying im not moaning. I FUCKING LOVE MY LIFE… i wouldn’t change anything. I just wanted to share my thoughts. I’ve re-read this and thought about deleting it because my intention WAS to share the humour in it. When I told Ayda my thoughts today as we walked through town. She laughed too. So blame her. Peace be with you  Get Sectioned cos We taKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY  R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ. Namaste 🙏❤️