Chelsea Handler Instagram – To one of my favorite people in the whole wide world on her 49th birthday. This woman has run more miles (and kilometers) than Forrest Gump. She has dug me out of several tree incidents, she has cooked me dinner at my own home and prepared food for me for the week (because I’m incompetent) she hosts, skis, runs, screams at people, and roller skated through her party last night and only sustained a minor concussion. (that won’t put a dent in her) she has taken me on 40 mile bike rides in Spain, (unwillingly) and she has always got my back. Her most recent achievement was climbing up a mountain in her skis, and digging someone out of an avalanche. I’m proud of you and I love you. This woman is so ridiculous, I get to sit back relax and enjoy the show all the time. My first friend in Whistler and then she handed me all of her friends. I love you, baby. You’re an incredible friend and I had to write something nice, because I don’t have a gift.