Phoebe Robinson Instagram – WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT A CEASEFIRE AND GENOCIDE WHILE EATING ICE CREAM? Is the ice cream that good? That important? This is the stupidest shit I’ve seen in a minute. Sorry we interrupted you before you could throw some chocolate sprinks on. Even if they caught you off guard, you fucking throw that shit across the room. That would be like Richard Nixon frying up some spanakopita on nash television while awaiting the Roe V. Wade decision. Or MLK eating a sloppy joe while breaking down plans for the Selma to Montgomery plans during a radio interview so we’d all hear the ASMR of loose meat and sauce hitting his plate. Or Gloria Steinem polishing off a baker’s dozen of powdered doughnuts outside the South African embassy while protesting against the South African apartheid system. Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., I’m so sick of your goofy fucking bullshit. Get a gahtdamn grip for fuck’s sake.