Can someone please inform the masses of happy People at Disneyland that according to Trump we are “in Hell” and a “declining nation” that is “going down the tubes”? Im just hoping it’ll shorten the lines a little
Hi everyone. No shows today. My Dad’s dog Pete collapsed on his morning walk and I had to carry him inside the house. He’s 14 and has been having seizures. My folks made the decision it’s time. He’s being put down today. 🥺
R2 says Boop..
Happy Nerd Year!! @nerdhalen
*cough* Karate is Japanese *cough*
Nerdiest Seats at the Kings Game… Hal Sparks on ice!
RIP Mikael Maglieri – Thanks for all the dreams you made come true
Backstage: Sexy Liberal Tour Subject: Male Comedian with no access to a hairdryer# Medium: digital
NERDHALEN Coming in for a landing at the aptly named Virgin Casino TOMORROW NIGHT! 🤘🤓🤘
Some people just get the needles… I get the super thick needles and then they hook them up to a tesla coil. Because Bbzzzzztttt!!
@NERDHALEN AT #LAKingsFest2024! -Pre-soundcheck sun and fun
This is Moose. He’s my cousin’s dog. We love Moose. Moooooooose
Congrats to Brother Chad on his installation as an officer! 😎
THIS SATURDAY!! LOS ANGELES! THE MIGHTY @NERDHALEN COMES TO THE WHISKEY ON SUNSET!! #PASSITON #LIVEMUSIC #SUNSETSTRIP @laweekly @latimes_entertainment @ktla_entertainment
Oh Yeah! It’s a @wingertheband Christmas 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻
Behind the Seems with @nerdhalen ! 🤓
HAL SPARKS LIVE: FLAPPERS 2/23/24 10PM
Sexyliberal.com/tour – April 13 -Minneapolis April 27 – Philadelphia
California Desert Moon
Gotta say… thanks to my buddy Richard Hunter.. we snagged a great spot to watch Billy Gibbons at the Troubador. Happy Birthday, Billy! I was the guy who yelled “play Rough Boy!” 🕶️
If you’re in @vegas – get yourself to the @vhlvtheater at the Virgin hotel and casino and see @aladylikeshow 🤘🏻♥️🤘🏻
Ultimate Jam Night presents the music of SUPER GROUPS! Whisky A Go-Go Tuesday 4.16.24 Doors 8pm Opening Band at 9pm Joyous Wolf Hosted by Hal Sparks (VH1 Talk Soup) Presented by Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum For All Ages • FREE for 21
*searches for jar jar binks costume that stretches enough to do the splits*
