It’s truly nuts that I’m celebrating a full sixteen years of sobriety today. It all began when @johnnyknoxville organized an intervention which saved my life on March 9, 2008. I cannot even put into words how grateful I am for my recovery… Thank you, Captain!!!
This was last night, inside the Octagon at #UFCVegas73, thanks again, @mikebisping!!! @ufc
About LSD…
The top photo is me being born in London, England, and the bottom photo is me officially announcing my return to the UK! Swipe for my tour dates, and hit the link in my bio to have access to presale tickets before everyone else when they go live Wednesday, April 26th at 9am! Yeah dude!!! United Kingdom
These photos are three months and TWENTY POUNDS apart! My 50th birthday is next month, and I decided to kick Father Time in the nuts as hard as I can by getting as healthy as possible. Ranch life is good, thanks so much to @jbird48 for shooting my sexy “after” shots!
Happy Birthday to The Captain! @johnnyknoxville
Happy Birthday to The Captain! @johnnyknoxville
Happy Birthday to The Captain! @johnnyknoxville
Happy Birthday to The Captain! @johnnyknoxville
Just got my first pair of cowboy boots— how do they look?
Happy Birthday @iamweeman!!! I can’t believe we’re the same age as old people now!!!
I retired from nut-kicking many years ago, but briefly came out of retirement while in Australia to make a video of particularly fun kicks. These were my favorite ones…
I’ve been asked “what stunt hurt the most?” so many times, I’m thrilled to be releasing a video listing “My Ten Most Painful Stunts”. This coconut crab clip represents number ten, so it only gets worse from there, check out the whole video on YouTube!
My first time throwing the first pitch at an @mlb game— I’m pretty sure it’s never been done like this, too! Thanks so much, @padres!!!
The earthworm! This was filmed in year 2000, and this is my 2,000th post! @jackass
I made an utterly ridiculous house tour video to celebrate a full ten years of living in my house in the Hollywood Hills. Side note, the house will be officially listed for sale within the next couple weeks! Check out the whole video, it’s insane— link in bio…
I don’t know what’s crazier: this stuff I did in my house, or the fact that I’m selling it! For serious inquiries, contact @cesar_melendrez
Ranch Update! @luxalot and I are now ready to sleep with WAY more animals every night, because our new bed is 7ft x 7ft! Thanks so much to AlaskanKingBeds.com for getting this to us so quickly, it’s our dream bed come true!!!
This is fucking insane. As a circus nerd, I can say my buddy @a.lavrishchev is as incredible as they come.
My sweet @wendyfromperu has come a long way from the streets of Peru!
One of my goats is very interested in this announcement! Lots to talk about tomorrow, see you on Reddit!
This was so much fun, thank you, @tonyhawk!!!
I got sick and tired of being snubbed by @guinnessworldrecords, so I made a video of ten completely undeniable records they technically owe me. This is an example of one!
NEW Hot Ones Versus episode with @steveo vs. his fiancée @luxalot 🔥 They will either need to tell the truth, or do a battle with some DEATH WINGS. Who will take home the golden chicken wing trophy? 🍗🏆 Find out NOW 👀 Link in bio.