Happy birthday to the most beautiful boy the world has ever known and hands down, no contest, the best thing that ever happened to me. I chose you every dang day, babe.
I have been obsessed with this boy since the moment I laid eyes on him. Still obsessed. Can’t believe that cool boy in the Birkenstocks who did a Kushner monologue for our drama school callbacks still lets me be aggressively up in his personal space every day! You’re a dream come true, @danedehaan. Happy Valentine’s Day.
My first headshots in YEARS and here’s what they’re serving: 1. MILF realness 2. Healthy skepticism 3. I’ve got a secret & you don’t know what it is. (IYKYK) 4. What’s the age cap for “ingenue”? 5. You’ve gorgeous tits but I’m going to maintain respectful eye contact. Thank you so so much to the über talented @tim_geaney. 📸
My first headshots in YEARS and here’s what they’re serving: 1. MILF realness 2. Healthy skepticism 3. I’ve got a secret & you don’t know what it is. (IYKYK) 4. What’s the age cap for “ingenue”? 5. You’ve gorgeous tits but I’m going to maintain respectful eye contact. Thank you so so much to the über talented @tim_geaney. 📸
My first headshots in YEARS and here’s what they’re serving: 1. MILF realness 2. Healthy skepticism 3. I’ve got a secret & you don’t know what it is. (IYKYK) 4. What’s the age cap for “ingenue”? 5. You’ve gorgeous tits but I’m going to maintain respectful eye contact. Thank you so so much to the über talented @tim_geaney. 📸
My first headshots in YEARS and here’s what they’re serving: 1. MILF realness 2. Healthy skepticism 3. I’ve got a secret & you don’t know what it is. (IYKYK) 4. What’s the age cap for “ingenue”? 5. You’ve gorgeous tits but I’m going to maintain respectful eye contact. Thank you so so much to the über talented @tim_geaney. 📸
My first headshots in YEARS and here’s what they’re serving: 1. MILF realness 2. Healthy skepticism 3. I’ve got a secret & you don’t know what it is. (IYKYK) 4. What’s the age cap for “ingenue”? 5. You’ve gorgeous tits but I’m going to maintain respectful eye contact. Thank you so so much to the über talented @tim_geaney. 📸
Happy Birthday to @phillipasoo who makes my daughter smile so hard she malfunctions. Same. I love you PEEEPA !!!!!
Happy 40th #Sundance! I have no personal pics from you, only paparazzi shots, which I know is kinda douche town, but oh well here we are. We lewk cute.❄️
#sundancefilmfestival
Happy 40th #Sundance! I have no personal pics from you, only paparazzi shots, which I know is kinda douche town, but oh well here we are. We lewk cute.❄️
#sundancefilmfestival
She’s just so kind and smart and talented and pretty and she totally nailed her voice recital and I’m simply obsessed with her 🥲😍🥰
It’s your fourth birthday Bertie! You made our family complete when you were born. Your greatest joy is to create joy in others. You light up every room, building, and field you walk into. You are our in house comedian and the biggest hype man the world has ever known. You’re wild and weird and fiercely creative. You’ve got a strong natural moral compass and you somehow understand the verb LOVE better than anyone else I know. We are all so lucky to be in your love circle, you beautiful big hearted silly billy best boy. So lucky to be you mama. Happy birthday Bert Apollo!
It’s your fourth birthday Bertie! You made our family complete when you were born. Your greatest joy is to create joy in others. You light up every room, building, and field you walk into. You are our in house comedian and the biggest hype man the world has ever known. You’re wild and weird and fiercely creative. You’ve got a strong natural moral compass and you somehow understand the verb LOVE better than anyone else I know. We are all so lucky to be in your love circle, you beautiful big hearted silly billy best boy. So lucky to be you mama. Happy birthday Bert Apollo!
It’s your fourth birthday Bertie! You made our family complete when you were born. Your greatest joy is to create joy in others. You light up every room, building, and field you walk into. You are our in house comedian and the biggest hype man the world has ever known. You’re wild and weird and fiercely creative. You’ve got a strong natural moral compass and you somehow understand the verb LOVE better than anyone else I know. We are all so lucky to be in your love circle, you beautiful big hearted silly billy best boy. So lucky to be you mama. Happy birthday Bert Apollo!
It’s your fourth birthday Bertie! You made our family complete when you were born. Your greatest joy is to create joy in others. You light up every room, building, and field you walk into. You are our in house comedian and the biggest hype man the world has ever known. You’re wild and weird and fiercely creative. You’ve got a strong natural moral compass and you somehow understand the verb LOVE better than anyone else I know. We are all so lucky to be in your love circle, you beautiful big hearted silly billy best boy. So lucky to be you mama. Happy birthday Bert Apollo!
It’s your fourth birthday Bertie! You made our family complete when you were born. Your greatest joy is to create joy in others. You light up every room, building, and field you walk into. You are our in house comedian and the biggest hype man the world has ever known. You’re wild and weird and fiercely creative. You’ve got a strong natural moral compass and you somehow understand the verb LOVE better than anyone else I know. We are all so lucky to be in your love circle, you beautiful big hearted silly billy best boy. So lucky to be you mama. Happy birthday Bert Apollo!
It’s your fourth birthday Bertie! You made our family complete when you were born. Your greatest joy is to create joy in others. You light up every room, building, and field you walk into. You are our in house comedian and the biggest hype man the world has ever known. You’re wild and weird and fiercely creative. You’ve got a strong natural moral compass and you somehow understand the verb LOVE better than anyone else I know. We are all so lucky to be in your love circle, you beautiful big hearted silly billy best boy. So lucky to be you mama. Happy birthday Bert Apollo!
It’s your fourth birthday Bertie! You made our family complete when you were born. Your greatest joy is to create joy in others. You light up every room, building, and field you walk into. You are our in house comedian and the biggest hype man the world has ever known. You’re wild and weird and fiercely creative. You’ve got a strong natural moral compass and you somehow understand the verb LOVE better than anyone else I know. We are all so lucky to be in your love circle, you beautiful big hearted silly billy best boy. So lucky to be you mama. Happy birthday Bert Apollo!
It’s your fourth birthday Bertie! You made our family complete when you were born. Your greatest joy is to create joy in others. You light up every room, building, and field you walk into. You are our in house comedian and the biggest hype man the world has ever known. You’re wild and weird and fiercely creative. You’ve got a strong natural moral compass and you somehow understand the verb LOVE better than anyone else I know. We are all so lucky to be in your love circle, you beautiful big hearted silly billy best boy. So lucky to be you mama. Happy birthday Bert Apollo!
you put the fun in funeral 💕
you put the fun in funeral 💕
you put the fun in funeral 💕
Is there anything more deliciously wholesome than small town Sunday morning soccer?! 🥹
A divine bunch of tulips from angel tulip whisperer @shepherdsmeadowflowers. We love you and you made our WEEK!
