Daniella Pineda Instagram – My grandpa, Albino, just turned 99 two days ago. He wrote a book about his life called “Among The Repatriated.” Check it out, he spells my name wrong in it. His youth strangely reads to me like a PT Anderson movie (if he made a movie in the 20’s). I asked him if being insanely ridiculously good looking has kept him alive, to which he agreed. However, he also said the following… 1. Tiny ass portions. Keep it light. Don’t overeat. Since I can remember, his plate looks like a tasting platter. 2. He does not eat meat everyday. Rather, every 1-2 days. 3. SLEEP. 4. He has always looked forward to the next day, and always had his hand in multiple things. Artistic projects, public service, or being hot. 5. His mother water birthed him in the fountain of youth. #nofilter #vintagehuman #crustaceans #jurassic #antiquefeatures #hot #antiqueroadshow #oldaafuck #cavewall #archeology #BC