Boone Joseph Russell. Born Feb 13, a week before his due date. 8 pounds 3 oz of heaven. Hearts overflowing.❤️
#nightswim film was SO. GOOD . SO. SCARY! Amazing performances. Endlessly proud of my guy who’s so talented and humble and being his plus one is so fun. Also so endlessly proud of the glam teams ability to whip this highly pregnant ass together. True hero’s. @barbdoeshair @mollygreenwald @ecduzit @chaviv_hair
#nightswim film was SO. GOOD . SO. SCARY! Amazing performances. Endlessly proud of my guy who’s so talented and humble and being his plus one is so fun. Also so endlessly proud of the glam teams ability to whip this highly pregnant ass together. True hero’s. @barbdoeshair @mollygreenwald @ecduzit @chaviv_hair
❤️snippets from the merriest night ❤️ @alexjay 📷@chefmelissaeastman 🍗🥗
❤️snippets from the merriest night ❤️ @alexjay 📷@chefmelissaeastman 🍗🥗
❤️snippets from the merriest night ❤️ @alexjay 📷@chefmelissaeastman 🍗🥗
❤️snippets from the merriest night ❤️ @alexjay 📷@chefmelissaeastman 🍗🥗
❤️snippets from the merriest night ❤️ @alexjay 📷@chefmelissaeastman 🍗🥗
❤️snippets from the merriest night ❤️ @alexjay 📷@chefmelissaeastman 🍗🥗
❤️snippets from the merriest night ❤️ @alexjay 📷@chefmelissaeastman 🍗🥗
❤️snippets from the merriest night ❤️ @alexjay 📷@chefmelissaeastman 🍗🥗
❤️snippets from the merriest night ❤️ @alexjay 📷@chefmelissaeastman 🍗🥗
❤️snippets from the merriest night ❤️ @alexjay 📷@chefmelissaeastman 🍗🥗
Full disclosure, I was not expecting @drinklakehour to be good. My husband has been working painfully hard on developing this drink and I was bracing myself for it to be “meh” simply because I think most hard seltzers are “meh”. Also, when your endlessly curious partner tries their hand at a new business or hobby it really can go either way. A few years ago he tried to learn violin and I would have sawed my own arm off from the other room to escape it. Don’t even get my started on the business he wanted to start that combines deodorant and a container that has a wipe attached to the deodorant?Anyways, he did a blind taste test about a year ago for me and I was like “oh great, I’ve been cornered. There’s no lying now”. He blind tested @drinklakehour for me against all the other top hard seltzers and some obscure ones too, and it won every time. I’m completely obsessed. It’s now my favorite drink and I absolutely am not lying or even being supportive about it. I am unbelievably proud of how tirelessly he’s worked. I have a beverage coming out of my tits at 2 hour intervals, it’s called #breastmilk. I will argue it’s harder to make and more complex in its flavor profile,but I’ve learned in marriage it’s not a competition (i just always win) . #drinklakehour but like really @drinklakehour !! Also drink my #breastmilk!! It’s called #HAGGYHOUR!!!! But for real this LakeHour stuff IS ACTUALLY GOOD and IM NOT BEING NICE!!!!
Late last night when my stamina was tested along with my patience and along with the effectiveness of my “natural deodorant” (which-news flash: SUCKS)you put your little hand on my cheek and asked me in bed “will you be old one day” i said “yes honey, everyone gets old” .you started to cry and said “if you’re old one day I’ll be sad because you won’t be my mommy anymore”. I held your face back and assured you I’ll always be your mommy. And for that i feel so painfully lucky. i make sense to myself since becoming mommy.whatever winds blew me into the arms of this reality, this family, these kids-for those winds I’m the deepest, mushiest well of gratitude.I have so much love and respect for my own mother and my mother in law and my sister in laws and all the moms out there. It becomes so clear when becoming a mom how hard mostly everyone tries and how everyone is just doing the best they know how. So cheer each other on, dammit!This is an incredible time to be a parent because we are all healing our shit, but it’s also insane because everyone on Instagram is a parenting expert and turns out there’s a constant barrage of “the right way” to do everything. As someone who is constantly resorting to the hell of “being perfect” in every aspect of my life this can really take the fun out of the whole thing. So I’ve just doubled down on leading with love.For them, for me, for those around me. The one thing I know is we need to support mothers. be a person who offers a hand to a mother with a screaming child on an airplane .don’t be the dick who rolls their eyes. Be a kind employer and be humane. I think about the amazing women painfully trying to be a mother, and those who aren’t sure if they want to be. I feel for you. Happy Mother’s Day to all the nurturers out there.I love you
Leaving the salon versus my experience with the oppressive day to day reality of what haircut enthusiasts/ sadists call a “BOB”
Leaving the salon versus my experience with the oppressive day to day reality of what haircut enthusiasts/ sadists call a “BOB”
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I would have sex with this car
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I would have sex with this car
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I would have sex with this car
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I would have sex with this car
Was a fever dream playing the heavenly @reesewitherspoon sister in #yourecordiallyinvited ! Every second of making this was bliss! starring the up in comer #willferrell❤️and Reese. A match WE ALL NEED. @primevideo
IM SO EXCITED. It’s finally (almost!) here! #badmonkey. grateful to @vdoozer for this dream part. August 14 on @appletv 💥💥💥💥
IM SO EXCITED. It’s finally (almost!) here! #badmonkey. grateful to @vdoozer for this dream part. August 14 on @appletv 💥💥💥💥
