Am I missing anything? #dating #men #datingsigns #redflags #commitment #reels #funny
This is my plan to become president of Egypt. I always find it so insane that more than half of Americans don’t even have their American passports. They would rather stew in their mediocrity, stay in their hometown and judge the rest of the world from afar when everyone else DREAMS of having an American passport to traverse the very same world that America is racist to. OOP I’ve said too much 🤗#america #americanpassport #passportprivilege #greencard #travel #egypt #canada #funny
Eid Mubarak to all my desperate (flattered) girlies and guys. I hope all of your crushes text you EXTRA hard today 🤲🏽📿 #boycrazy #boyproblems #funny #relatable #dating #reels
Casting: seeking Husband for hire Series regular role Series length: till death #beard #marriage #daddyissues #dating #codependence #spiritualcodependence #religious #spiritual #funny #familydrama
New kink: unlocked. SERIOUS REQUESTS ONLY!!!! Don’t play with me #daddyissues #unwell #men #dating #relatable #funny
Is it offensive or is it once again…FLATTERING???😍😍 What’s the craziest excuse you’ve ever gotten? Tell me everything #dating #romance #men #viral
I got a 64% in 9th grade geography and yet, I am fit to be president of this country. #americans #geography #arab #cultures #languages #standupcomedy #comedy #funny
The joke that got me kicked out of New York (haven’t premiered it in LA yet). OKAY but truly if you put your judgement aside, it is good practice being present and keeping your expectations in check when dating younger men. Not to mention they respect you and are more earnest. They are hungry for life and so am I😌 any cougars in my followers?? I need to hear from you stat 🐈⬛ Show: @bitchesbrewcomedy ✨ #dating #cougar #agedifference #reels #funny #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
a bucket list moment for me 🥹🧡🌟 thank you @iamtehran for having me ❤️🔥 and thank you @menachemsilverstein & @pejthemaniac for the photos🥰. First thing these guys said to me upon arrival was “I’ll take a picture of you on stage” ummmmmm that needs to be yalls opening lines on dating apps from now on because the way that made me SWOON.
a bucket list moment for me 🥹🧡🌟 thank you @iamtehran for having me ❤️🔥 and thank you @menachemsilverstein & @pejthemaniac for the photos🥰. First thing these guys said to me upon arrival was “I’ll take a picture of you on stage” ummmmmm that needs to be yalls opening lines on dating apps from now on because the way that made me SWOON.
a bucket list moment for me 🥹🧡🌟 thank you @iamtehran for having me ❤️🔥 and thank you @menachemsilverstein & @pejthemaniac for the photos🥰. First thing these guys said to me upon arrival was “I’ll take a picture of you on stage” ummmmmm that needs to be yalls opening lines on dating apps from now on because the way that made me SWOON.
a bucket list moment for me 🥹🧡🌟 thank you @iamtehran for having me ❤️🔥 and thank you @menachemsilverstein & @pejthemaniac for the photos🥰. First thing these guys said to me upon arrival was “I’ll take a picture of you on stage” ummmmmm that needs to be yalls opening lines on dating apps from now on because the way that made me SWOON.
a bucket list moment for me 🥹🧡🌟 thank you @iamtehran for having me ❤️🔥 and thank you @menachemsilverstein & @pejthemaniac for the photos🥰. First thing these guys said to me upon arrival was “I’ll take a picture of you on stage” ummmmmm that needs to be yalls opening lines on dating apps from now on because the way that made me SWOON.
a bucket list moment for me 🥹🧡🌟 thank you @iamtehran for having me ❤️🔥 and thank you @menachemsilverstein & @pejthemaniac for the photos🥰. First thing these guys said to me upon arrival was “I’ll take a picture of you on stage” ummmmmm that needs to be yalls opening lines on dating apps from now on because the way that made me SWOON.
me & my controversial hair @hilarioushabibis @kinrosecreamery Photos by: @remcreate 🤝
me & my controversial hair @hilarioushabibis @kinrosecreamery Photos by: @remcreate 🤝
me & my controversial hair @hilarioushabibis @kinrosecreamery Photos by: @remcreate 🤝
me & my controversial hair @hilarioushabibis @kinrosecreamery Photos by: @remcreate 🤝
me & my controversial hair @hilarioushabibis @kinrosecreamery Photos by: @remcreate 🤝
me & my controversial hair @hilarioushabibis @kinrosecreamery Photos by: @remcreate 🤝
me & my controversial hair @hilarioushabibis @kinrosecreamery Photos by: @remcreate 🤝
me & my controversial hair @hilarioushabibis @kinrosecreamery Photos by: @remcreate 🤝
Six months ago, I performed a full 5 min standup set in Arabic in Egypt. This was such a special moment for me: performing in my mother tongue in my mother land 🥹🇪🇬 Thank you to @ozma183 for having me & @khalidelshoky for connecting me. Thank you to @kmthouse for hosting us and all my wonderful friends for coming out (I literally had a mental breakdown in the bathroom right after my set cuz the guy I liked didn’t show up lmaoo). This performance was something I did for me and no one else. It’s not something that’s gonna get me a credit or Hollywood prestige or easier access to be on TV or something that would even attract my target audience per se. But it’s a moment where I got to connect with my people in a different way, and that will forever be priceless 🥹💞 #comedy #egypt #bucketlist #مصر #معادي #كوميدي #ريلز_explor
Introducing a brand new comedy show in LA Where comedians spill their daddy (& mommy!) issues. Saturday, June 1st @theyardtheater @ 7pm Come watch me and my favorite comedians @andreajin @ahamedweinberg @taqweet @itsmaddykelly talk about our core wounds and our origin stories of why we are all so sexy and funny now. Doors open 6:45 sharp, show at 7 (STRICTLY white people time) Ticket link in bio ✨ Poster by @whyenne.shouldward 🩵 #comedyshow #comedy #lacomedy #laevents #livecomedy
