Benjamin Law Instagram – THE SEVEN STAGES OF MOVING
1. DENIAL it will be easy and fine you think, *this* time it will be different from the eight other traumatic times you moved and lost the will to live, you tell yourself you have perfected the system you beautiful fool
2. SHAME because you genuinely thought you lived lightly, that you didn’t own much shit that, in fact, you’re a minimalist but hahaha turns out you’ve accumulated several metric fucking tonnes of bullshit and guess what the planet is dying and it’s because of YOU you piece of shit
3. ANGER why the FUCK do I own so many books they are so goddamn heavy and I will never read them again so why do I hold onto them goddammit I hate books and reading is bullshit FUCK READING honestly
4. DEPRESSION did you know moving house is just doing housework every hour you are conscious until you sleep screaming???
5. BARGAINING if I indulge in staring into the middle distance for five minutes on the toilet while doing a poo I promise I will unpack for the next three hours straight and we will have access to oven
6. UPWARD TURN I am so lucky to have a new home stop complaining u little bitch but also where are my keys
7. ACCEPTANCE that facebook marketplace is my entire personality now | Posted on 22/Apr/2024 16:04:16
