Dan Harmon

Dan Harmon Instagram – “Honey, wake up, get the dogs in the car.”
“What happened?”
“Trump has Biden surrounded.”
“Give me your phone. Sweetie, no, he means his opponent is WILLINGLY surrounded by his OWN fascists.”
“Biden’s own fascists have him surrounded?”
“You’re misinterpreting the word surrounded”
“Ooooh..”
“This is a political insult, an accusation.”
“Oh. Ooooooh, so it’s not, like, we got ‘im, boys -“
“No, honey, we talked about this, it’s campaign rhetoric, THEN election denial, THEN coup rhetoric, THEN coup attempt denial, we have months before the process gets physical, go back to sleep.”
“I can’t. Too much adrenaline, I’m going to go next door and help Roger drink his champagne before it goes flat.”
“Why did Roger open -? Is Roger Republican?”
“Well he was calling himself undecided at holiday parties but he saw the headline and got a little…decidey.”
“You’re going to drink with a man that prematurely celebrated the doomsday you’re prepping for -“
“I’m going to drink with a man whose CHILDREN play Xbox with ours, DIANE. The champagne doesn’t know why it’s open. We all had a false alarm because of bad media and now the community is healing let’s not get dramatic.” | Posted on 12/May/2024 23:17:48