I’ll have the pasta while you have a seat 🍝 🤷🏽♂️ #moretrufflesplease #ontodaysepisodeof #doingtoomuch #DoLess #achievemore #allattention #isntgoodattention
Ok so maybe we sprinkled in a few vacation days 🤷🏽♂️ But seriously? #2022 #more #covid_19 #polio #monkeypox #gasprices #inflation #smashandgrab #blueflu #crypto 📉 feel free to add to the list 😞 the wine and pasta were bomb tho👌🏾🍷🍝
VIBEZ #smokesesh #itsPurpl @purpleurkle ⛽️🔥💨 When the mood is right 🤤 #repost @tamjones1 💜 Might as well complete the photo trio @rujohnnation 💙
What in the Disney Channel is going on here? 🤷🏽♂️ Happy Sunday y’all 😎
Imagine you’re at an art and music festival having the time of your life and the ONE guy they refuse access to for whatever reason, decides to retaliate like this ‼️🎶 #howvillainsaremade 🧛🏼♂️ #villainoriginstory #ifpettywasaperson 👑 #checkmate ♟
Remember back in the day before the public school system gave a damn about any one student’s feelings? Out of the blue, on any given day your elementary school teacher would randomly select a handful of kids to go into an empty classroom and take a test, mostly comprised of reading comprehension questions. If you did well on that test, you were labeled an “honors student,” and almost immediately placed into a new classroom with other kids who like yourself, performed well on that test. And the only time you crossed paths with the kids from your previous classroom was in the hallways and during lunch. Nice and neat, all sorted out, right? Welp! Thanks to Instagram and social media Lords everywhere, all of those kids from that first overpopulated classroom have been reintroduced to our lives in the form of — comments 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and their reading skills have not improved much since 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 There’s no need to single out any one commenter, but in light of the mixed reviews I received on my last post, the good folks here @jaleelwhite have politely asked that I clarify that post to help out our old pals who never quite grasped subtext or that boring reading thing📖 2023 is the era of inclusion & we aim to please 👍🏽 Jamaican dancehall is quite well known as a form of dance. It may not be your cup of tea but they have a right to dance however they wish, especially in their own country and Jamaicans are some of the most rhythmically gifted people in the world 🇯🇲🫶🏽 I was not making fun of Jamaican dancehall in anyway. But rather what a show for a father/daughter to be treated to unexpectedly while on vacation 🫣😂 One of the best things I love about my daughter is her natural sense of humor. We didn’t need to snitch to hotel management, or announce what IG pages we would be unfollowing, nope. She and I politely exited, laughing in tears and headed off to find some gelato. If any of you here ever feel offended by something we’ve posted here @jaleelwhite we urge you with love to politely exit without public announcement and treat yourself to a fine waffle bowl of gelato 🍨 #asenseofhumorisaterriblethingtowaste @linsteezz #repost
Everything the light touches belongs to you, Meg 🦁☺️ You are protected by love and family. Your community will make sure you never end up with a man as dumb as this one 🙏🏽 @miriamvarughese
The NBA schedule is out, and it’s the craziest time ever, especially for @3jmccollum Almost like he needs to be in two places at once… 👀
Reunited and it feels so gooooood 🏕 #homesweethome #lettheteenageyearsbegin
Reunited and it feels so gooooood 🏕 #homesweethome #lettheteenageyearsbegin
I am available for 2 year old birthday parties 🥳 and make no mistake, if I don’t like the cake, I will bite yo FACE! 🤷🏽♂️😠 #LilyTheGreat
Not bad my ass 🥵🌡 misery loves company 😫 I needed some MILK 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 Great family day @tenderfest 🍗 My votes for best tenders go to @delilah @go_go_bird @raisingcanes @twaynguyen and of course… @howlinrays bringing the heat per usual 🔥🏆 Until next year…
When you take your early teen daughter to Jamaica for some family time and charitable events, Jamaicans say yea mon, me no care 🇯🇲🤷🏽♂️😭😂 #movealongnow #nothingtoseehere #matingritualswithjerksauce 🤦🏽♂️🐦 🐝
What’s a factory worker to do these days? 🍫 🏭 #ai took this Oompa Loompa’s job 🤷🏽♂️ #repost @totallyawesome80s
One of the best parts of being a Dad is keeping those promises 🤜🏾🤛🏽 All she really wanted for her 13th birthday this year was to see @theweeknd live in concert #yourwishisgranted 🧞♂️ #sofistadium can you make your suite level cupcakes a tad smaller so we Dads don’t have to open our mouths so wide to eat em 😃🧁🤷🏽♂️? #justasuggestion Rest up Abel my friend @theweeknd 🙏🏽 Feeling damn lucky we caught your entire L.A. show on Friday. Incredible vocals and production!! Hold onto those tickets for the rescheduled show I’m tellin ya 😉
Sworn to secrecy 🤫 this day was jokes 🤣😂 You flip me the keys to your Maybach and I’ll show you a few physical comedy tips 🤜🏾🤛🏽 DEAL ! #NBASchdule #2023 #2024
Bruh 😬 LOL #Toothbetold
Greetings from Lake Chocolate Coma 🤤🍫🇨🇭🏔️ #bucketlist
I love it when they Google me in front of me 😏🇮🇹🙏🏽 @pizzeriadimatteo #Naples 🔥 #ottosottountetto #FamilyMattersshowtitleinItalian That pizza tho was #mottobuono 😙👌🏾
Happy Birthday to greatest to ever do it @davechappelle 🎤🐐🎂 And happy belated birthday to his pointy earred almighty Gnome God Curator 👉🏾 @sinasadigh1 🥳 As a duo you both inspire me more than you know 🙏🏽You are the rainmakers of life long memories. Who else out does public 4th of July fireworks to celebrate their birthday?? YOU do 🎇😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
Swiss – Beats 🇨🇭🎶 Asked our Uber driver to turn us up and this is what he put on… 🕺🏽 #ijustwannafeelyoursweat 😅 @brennankarem 🙌
