7 years married to Cheddar today. Not an itch in sight. Obsessed is an understatement. Wildly delighted I get to do everything with him this lifetime- and looking forward to HUNTING HIM DOWN AND MAKING HIM LOVE ME in the next.♥️❤️♥️ Ps. Cute that he’s loved me through at least 9 different hair colors.😍
7 years married to Cheddar today. Not an itch in sight. Obsessed is an understatement. Wildly delighted I get to do everything with him this lifetime- and looking forward to HUNTING HIM DOWN AND MAKING HIM LOVE ME in the next.♥️❤️♥️ Ps. Cute that he’s loved me through at least 9 different hair colors.😍
Self-timer fail, but Delman liked it.💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
This past week I learned that Delman- AND SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE thought the movie Avatar was too Horny… thoughts?!
Just me?!?!
13 things I’m grateful for on April 13th- which also happens to be my BIRTHDAY! Started this a few years back and I HIGHLY suggest it! ☀️💕💛💖 (thought I posted this days ago- twas wrong, go with it…) 1. Delman, duh- his patience, devotion, support, love- all of it. He’s magic, and so, so special. 2. My dogs. Too high on the list? Never. Dogs are bliss. The amount of pure raw delight, and joy just from them simply existing, Unparalleled. 3. My health. I’m alive. I am breathing. My heart is beating. 4. My friends- my lovely, warm, compassionate friends. 5. My family- so supportive, so good, so kind. Oof. 6. Myself – for never fully giving into the deep. 7. The rain- the rain knows I love her- and she showed up today!! Cleansing, healing, giving us all a new slate. What a babe. 8. I have everything I need to live, to exist, comfortably. What an incredible gift. 9. The people/viewers/listeners community who continue to watch support, send love and believe in me, I’m flabbergasted by the love every. Single. Day. 10. – 13. (Etc..) In no particular order. Coffee, fantasy books, fairy smut, tall trees, great tv, touching butts, fits of laughter, bits that drag on so long they breakdown burnout and then get great again, The muppets, Jeremy Renner, backgammon, beads, dreams, and the little joys I find throughout the day that sit and settle in me humbling me into knowing I am alive. I am blessed. And I am grateful. I’m also 38 😬
I know it’s January but we’re already adding camping dates to the calendar hunnyyyy!!! Who’s with me!!🌲🏕️🏞️
💖Do we still say VIBES?!?💖
Fact: Only very attractive, and wonderful people still have their trees up..
Dear diary, I’m embarking on the 500th day of rain here in Los Angeles… it’s a misery few have known. I have yet to leave my blanket fortress – and if I play my cards right the weird blonde lady will hand feed me in my fuzzy cave. Still withholding my poops, and refuse to release anything on the small weird concrete area the tall boy has provided for me. I don’t know how much more of this I can endure. Remember me fondly. Always my best, Weasel
On this #nationalsiblingday I’m reminding @jakenewton we look RIDICULOUSLY alike. 💕
2023 on the horizon, and I’m here for it!! ✨ 📸: @localoneway Ps. It’s the Year of the Aries, my fyp told me so… SO GET READY!! ♥️👹
Get you a man who can do both… #succession #teamtom #mrsdarcy
Should Delman get into Falconry!? Watch episode 20 now! Link in bio!
For those always asking for the next bead drop it’s happening now in my stories!! Biggest one I’ve done so far and they’re ALLLL sewww cute! They go quick so head to my stories and snag one!🐛🤠🍑💖👹🦋💚
Anyone else feel like it’s been both the longest and shortest January ever?!? Happy humpday from Frankenstein ♥️
☀️ Smooches and paws ☀️
Look- I need to know what you using for your horneee emoji.👹 or 👨🏻?!?
Look at this cutie!
Let’s gather and burn those old Christmas trees!!! New episode is out! Link to listen in bio! #favoritecheese
It’s only Tuesday?? How. #imissireland #cliffsofmoher
Do you live in the LA AREA? Do you want to host my dream “tree burn festival”?!? Do you have a wealthy invested friend that doesn’t mind bank-rolling the whole thing?!? Have you listened to episode 7 of Favorite Cheese?!?
I’m so glad so many of you LOVED Del’s insane injury stories in the latest episode- sadly he has SOOOOO many more!! Fancy a Part 2 soon? 🙃
On this weeks episode of Favorite Cheese- Del has a revelation…