Striking a pose advice #362: When in doubt…stare at your own boobies (aka mamaloos, titties, fun bags, milk factory, flippy floppers, mammaries, bra fillers…) Please include any other names I may have missed in the comments below.
Dear @takisusa Not sure what kind of addictive ingredient you’re using but my NEED for your takis grows fortnightly. GIVE ME A LIFETIME SUPPLY ALREADY! *this is not an ad…I truly have an addiction…send help
Dear @takisusa Not sure what kind of addictive ingredient you’re using but my NEED for your takis grows fortnightly. GIVE ME A LIFETIME SUPPLY ALREADY! *this is not an ad…I truly have an addiction…send help
Back in the gym…I also realize I would fail miserably as an influencer as my camera shots are off, I only remember to record on my last sets when there’s no gas in the tank…oh and the whole time I’m so embarrassed that I’m recording myself that I’m in a full body blush. Soooo, you know….there’s that. I’ll show you the result when it’s all said and done. Maybe.
Back in the gym…I also realize I would fail miserably as an influencer as my camera shots are off, I only remember to record on my last sets when there’s no gas in the tank…oh and the whole time I’m so embarrassed that I’m recording myself that I’m in a full body blush. Soooo, you know….there’s that. I’ll show you the result when it’s all said and done. Maybe.
Peace
Back in the gym…I also realize I would fail miserably as an influencer as my camera shots are off, I only remember to record on my last sets when there’s no gas in the tank…oh and the whole time I’m so embarrassed that I’m recording myself that I’m in a full body blush. Soooo, you know….there’s that. I’ll show you the result when it’s all said and done. Maybe.
Can someone tell the unemployed actress that’s she’s NOT A LANDSCAPER!!! #neardeathexperience #sagaftrastrong #mamaneedsahobby
Can someone tell the unemployed actress that’s she’s NOT A LANDSCAPER!!! #neardeathexperience #sagaftrastrong #mamaneedsahobby
Can someone tell the unemployed actress that’s she’s NOT A LANDSCAPER!!! #neardeathexperience #sagaftrastrong #mamaneedsahobby
My “look at my butt” pose.
Got a new phone. (Against my will). Now I’m going through the arduous task of erasing some of the 28,367 photos that got transferred. Expect a photo dump to come. I’m not proud of myself. This is a photo of me drunk. I’m a happy drunk. Now you know. The End.
Happy Father’s Day to the only man who could get me to go camping…I suspect your kink is watching me panic as I contemplate where I’ll sleep amongst the ants and how I’ll manage holding in my pee/poop so that I don’t give an eyeful to bears jerking off in the woods? But I ain’t no kink shamer so go on wit yo bad self! PS: All that working out has made you hard as nails boy…you better watch out or I’ll put a baby in you! (Thank you @paolomascitti for whipping him into shape! 😍)
Happy Father’s Day to the only man who could get me to go camping…I suspect your kink is watching me panic as I contemplate where I’ll sleep amongst the ants and how I’ll manage holding in my pee/poop so that I don’t give an eyeful to bears jerking off in the woods? But I ain’t no kink shamer so go on wit yo bad self! PS: All that working out has made you hard as nails boy…you better watch out or I’ll put a baby in you! (Thank you @paolomascitti for whipping him into shape! 😍)
Where the fudgesickle did these pants go??? I’ve been robbed! Bamboozled! Thieved of my pantaloons!
The world is a dumpster fire and all I can hope is that justice and humanity will prevail. #justloveoneanotherforfuckssake #nooneisfreeuntilweareallfree #ivebeenshadowbannednonstop
Baby @david_denman and I traveling in Cambodia…..little did we know that I would get food poisoning and almost die two days later…this trip solidified my feeling for David. I only have one feeling for him. Don’t judge.
Caius is for hire. For free. We do these “makeovers” far more often than I’d like to admit. But what can I say…my kiddo has fun. That’s good enough for me. #makeupartist
Caius is for hire. For free. We do these “makeovers” far more often than I’d like to admit. But what can I say…my kiddo has fun. That’s good enough for me. #makeupartist
Sometimes you need to put on your Sunday best and hang out with your gays.
