Scabs and I can find no reason whatsoever to leave the safety of the bed. Good day to you. (Photo by @elizabethingramstudio who is also still in bed)
I’m not a movie star but I’ve finally found some sunglasses that make me feel like one. Thanks @tavateyewear @vanbruntopticalhaus #notpaidtosayso
Our original bloody mary mix completely depended on the quality (and availability) of ripe tomatoes. Since it seems to me that really good tomatoes are increasingly difficult to find (unless you grow your own), it makes more sense to turn to the pantry. The only non-pantry ingredients are lemons and limes, which are, as of this writing, plentiful. #linkinbio #bloodymaryreloaded #itsfiveoclocksomewhere #tomatooverload #keepitsnappy #bloodymaryenthusiast
Did you know that George Washington, John Adams, Dolly Madison, and Elvis Presley were all major pickle heads? So, pickles are in our nation’s blood. #linkinbio #breadandbutterpickles #picklehead #summerrecipes #instapickle
Tonight at 6pm, at the @barnesandnoble at 82nd and Broadway in #nyc, I’ll be in conversation with the author of The Accidental Joe, @thetomstraw who will be signing books afterwards. If you happen to be in New York City, drop by!
An easy and refreshing no-waste summer snack, watermelon rind pickles are the finest thing you can do with a watermelon besides greasing it up and chasing it around the pool. #linkinbio #watermelonrindpickles #summersnacks #nowasterecipe
Barbecue purists call this cheating. I call it freakin’ awesome. #linkinbio #BESTBBQ #Freakinawesomebbq #instagood #instabbq
It’s time to grill. I think you know what I mean. #linkinbio #backyardbbq #cheeseburger #manthegrill #bestburgerever #4thofjulybbq
Is it nice and clear like Southern sweet tea? Nope. But since I always put a little half and half in mine, I care not. #linkinbio #thaiicedtea #teaperfection #summerbeverages
If life hands you peaches… #linkinbio #spicedpeachpocketpie #individualpies #peachpie #freshpeaches
This handy watermelon hack will shave time off your bbq prep…”shave” get it? See what I did there… #howtocutwatermelon #watermelondisection #linkinbio #watermelonhack #4thofjulybbq https://youtu.be/Xpc2l5iD7fk?si=QgMsQnrHBjnYATMQ
Feel free to also add peanut butter or chocolate chips. Or both. I don’t judge. #linkinbio #bananaicecream #idontjudge #fiveingredienticecream #altongoesbananas
A new twist on a classic BBQ side #linkinbio #BBQside #southerncuisine #coolside #summerside
People you don’t even know will invite you to their picnic. #linkinbio #Artichokepastasalad #freshflavors #bbqsides #summersides
This application riffs on pork-and-beans and classic Boston baked beans. The molasses helps to keep the cooked beans whole and distinct, while jalapenos and cayenne give them just enough kick. #linkinbio #summersides #backyardbbqrecipes #onceandfuturebeans #molassesbakedbeans #4thofjulybbq
Twisting up a classic summer side. #carrotslaw #4thofjulybbq #summersides #backyardbbqrecipes #altonlikesitfresh #linkinbio
Our Rhubarb Peach Cobbler can only be improved by ice cream. That’s it. #linkinbio #alamode #RhubarbPeachCobbler #justaddicecream
Inspired by my favorite takeout, this Pad Thai gets a flavor boost from preserved radish, easily procured via the webs. #linkinbio #padthaireloaded #padthaionlybetter #theupgradedversion