Trying a new joke on my wife. #comedy #standup #stutter #wife
A girl I went to high school with came to one of my shows. After I did some silly wife jokes (“man her adhd is crazy, she’s a loud chewer, she’s so much taller than me”) that girl shouted out DURING THE SHOW “I hope she leaves you”. Bold way to start a high school reunion, I’d say… #comedy #standup #wife #high #school #reunion
This post might be sappier than usual, so I apologize. I flew home to surprise my parents for the 4th this year. I hope this video shows how much it means to my family that we got to be together in light of my dad’s situation. I’m grateful for any holiday that gives me an excuse to spend time with them. Here’s a very special PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE below… 1) The moment my parents came home to find us all together. 2) My brother holding a flame torch while I held incense that I thought was a sparkler. 3) Let’s blow sh*t up. 4) I grew up on hose water 5)‘Merica 6) Sister and dad ❤️ 7) American independence with a little French 8) Spike ball 9) Couple-o-Indiana boys 10) Mom and Dad watching the fireworks together 🫶🏼
This post might be sappier than usual, so I apologize. I flew home to surprise my parents for the 4th this year. I hope this video shows how much it means to my family that we got to be together in light of my dad’s situation. I’m grateful for any holiday that gives me an excuse to spend time with them. Here’s a very special PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE below… 1) The moment my parents came home to find us all together. 2) My brother holding a flame torch while I held incense that I thought was a sparkler. 3) Let’s blow sh*t up. 4) I grew up on hose water 5)‘Merica 6) Sister and dad ❤️ 7) American independence with a little French 8) Spike ball 9) Couple-o-Indiana boys 10) Mom and Dad watching the fireworks together 🫶🏼
This post might be sappier than usual, so I apologize. I flew home to surprise my parents for the 4th this year. I hope this video shows how much it means to my family that we got to be together in light of my dad’s situation. I’m grateful for any holiday that gives me an excuse to spend time with them. Here’s a very special PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE below… 1) The moment my parents came home to find us all together. 2) My brother holding a flame torch while I held incense that I thought was a sparkler. 3) Let’s blow sh*t up. 4) I grew up on hose water 5)‘Merica 6) Sister and dad ❤️ 7) American independence with a little French 8) Spike ball 9) Couple-o-Indiana boys 10) Mom and Dad watching the fireworks together 🫶🏼
This post might be sappier than usual, so I apologize. I flew home to surprise my parents for the 4th this year. I hope this video shows how much it means to my family that we got to be together in light of my dad’s situation. I’m grateful for any holiday that gives me an excuse to spend time with them. Here’s a very special PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE below… 1) The moment my parents came home to find us all together. 2) My brother holding a flame torch while I held incense that I thought was a sparkler. 3) Let’s blow sh*t up. 4) I grew up on hose water 5)‘Merica 6) Sister and dad ❤️ 7) American independence with a little French 8) Spike ball 9) Couple-o-Indiana boys 10) Mom and Dad watching the fireworks together 🫶🏼
This was a cheap joke. #comedy #standup #jokes
Pretty good, all things considered. #comedy #standup #miss #america
Trump with a teardrop would go hard. #trump #prison #debate #election #comedy
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Thank you to everyone who came to see us on the EUROPEAN TOUR 🎉 A few epic shots from the trip… 1) Got to celebrate wifey’s birthday on a tea bus 2) Visited my Swedish heritage with my siblings (found out why it feels so unnatural to smile) 3) Couple of Iron Maidens 4) My sister’s party packet 5) Couple of creamy f*cking pints 🍻 6) Found a dire wolf nbd 7) Grabbed a huge knocker 8) Don’t remember much from this night 9) R&B brunch…. Cupid Shuffle > anything else 10) My wife has a problem #tour #drewlynch #europe #standup
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Thank you to everyone who came to see us on the EUROPEAN TOUR 🎉 A few epic shots from the trip… 1) Got to celebrate wifey’s birthday on a tea bus 2) Visited my Swedish heritage with my siblings (found out why it feels so unnatural to smile) 3) Couple of Iron Maidens 4) My sister’s party packet 5) Couple of creamy f*cking pints 🍻 6) Found a dire wolf nbd 7) Grabbed a huge knocker 8) Don’t remember much from this night 9) R&B brunch…. Cupid Shuffle > anything else 10) My wife has a problem #tour #drewlynch #europe #standup
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Thank you to everyone who came to see us on the EUROPEAN TOUR 🎉 A few epic shots from the trip… 1) Got to celebrate wifey’s birthday on a tea bus 2) Visited my Swedish heritage with my siblings (found out why it feels so unnatural to smile) 3) Couple of Iron Maidens 4) My sister’s party packet 5) Couple of creamy f*cking pints 🍻 6) Found a dire wolf nbd 7) Grabbed a huge knocker 8) Don’t remember much from this night 9) R&B brunch…. Cupid Shuffle > anything else 10) My wife has a problem #tour #drewlynch #europe #standup
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Thank you to everyone who came to see us on the EUROPEAN TOUR 🎉 A few epic shots from the trip… 1) Got to celebrate wifey’s birthday on a tea bus 2) Visited my Swedish heritage with my siblings (found out why it feels so unnatural to smile) 3) Couple of Iron Maidens 4) My sister’s party packet 5) Couple of creamy f*cking pints 🍻 6) Found a dire wolf nbd 7) Grabbed a huge knocker 8) Don’t remember much from this night 9) R&B brunch…. Cupid Shuffle > anything else 10) My wife has a problem #tour #drewlynch #europe #standup
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Thank you to everyone who came to see us on the EUROPEAN TOUR 🎉 A few epic shots from the trip… 1) Got to celebrate wifey’s birthday on a tea bus 2) Visited my Swedish heritage with my siblings (found out why it feels so unnatural to smile) 3) Couple of Iron Maidens 4) My sister’s party packet 5) Couple of creamy f*cking pints 🍻 6) Found a dire wolf nbd 7) Grabbed a huge knocker 8) Don’t remember much from this night 9) R&B brunch…. Cupid Shuffle > anything else 10) My wife has a problem #tour #drewlynch #europe #standup
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Thank you to everyone who came to see us on the EUROPEAN TOUR 🎉 A few epic shots from the trip… 1) Got to celebrate wifey’s birthday on a tea bus 2) Visited my Swedish heritage with my siblings (found out why it feels so unnatural to smile) 3) Couple of Iron Maidens 4) My sister’s party packet 5) Couple of creamy f*cking pints 🍻 6) Found a dire wolf nbd 7) Grabbed a huge knocker 8) Don’t remember much from this night 9) R&B brunch…. Cupid Shuffle > anything else 10) My wife has a problem #tour #drewlynch #europe #standup
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Thank you to everyone who came to see us on the EUROPEAN TOUR 🎉 A few epic shots from the trip… 1) Got to celebrate wifey’s birthday on a tea bus 2) Visited my Swedish heritage with my siblings (found out why it feels so unnatural to smile) 3) Couple of Iron Maidens 4) My sister’s party packet 5) Couple of creamy f*cking pints 🍻 6) Found a dire wolf nbd 7) Grabbed a huge knocker 8) Don’t remember much from this night 9) R&B brunch…. Cupid Shuffle > anything else 10) My wife has a problem #tour #drewlynch #europe #standup
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Thank you to everyone who came to see us on the EUROPEAN TOUR 🎉 A few epic shots from the trip… 1) Got to celebrate wifey’s birthday on a tea bus 2) Visited my Swedish heritage with my siblings (found out why it feels so unnatural to smile) 3) Couple of Iron Maidens 4) My sister’s party packet 5) Couple of creamy f*cking pints 🍻 6) Found a dire wolf nbd 7) Grabbed a huge knocker 8) Don’t remember much from this night 9) R&B brunch…. Cupid Shuffle > anything else 10) My wife has a problem #tour #drewlynch #europe #standup
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Thank you to everyone who came to see us on the EUROPEAN TOUR 🎉 A few epic shots from the trip… 1) Got to celebrate wifey’s birthday on a tea bus 2) Visited my Swedish heritage with my siblings (found out why it feels so unnatural to smile) 3) Couple of Iron Maidens 4) My sister’s party packet 5) Couple of creamy f*cking pints 🍻 6) Found a dire wolf nbd 7) Grabbed a huge knocker 8) Don’t remember much from this night 9) R&B brunch…. Cupid Shuffle > anything else 10) My wife has a problem #tour #drewlynch #europe #standup
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Thank you to everyone who came to see us on the EUROPEAN TOUR 🎉 A few epic shots from the trip… 1) Got to celebrate wifey’s birthday on a tea bus 2) Visited my Swedish heritage with my siblings (found out why it feels so unnatural to smile) 3) Couple of Iron Maidens 4) My sister’s party packet 5) Couple of creamy f*cking pints 🍻 6) Found a dire wolf nbd 7) Grabbed a huge knocker 8) Don’t remember much from this night 9) R&B brunch…. Cupid Shuffle > anything else 10) My wife has a problem #tour #drewlynch #europe #standup
I like how subtle she is about it. #comedy #wife #souvenirs #tourist TOUR 9/5 – 9/7 Fort Wayne, IN 9/12 – 9/14 Cleveland, OH 9/19 – 9/21 Louisville, KY 10/5 Rolling Hills Estates, CA 10/10 – 10/12 Oklahoma City, OK 11/1 – 11/2 Rochester, NY 11/21 – 11/24 Raleigh, NC
I called her bluff and she folded. #comedy #podcast #relationship #ick #foldingchair
My wife put me on the spot. #comedy #rant #losangeles #driving
Oh yeah my wife and I have a weekly podcast by the way where we say offensive things like this. #comedy #girlboss #work #podcast #stutter
I’ll get the next one #comedy #podcast #firstdate #relationships