In my defense, I had grown quite accustomed to wearing skinny jeans. @thecdnacademy @childrenruineverythingtv @blxlnd
One time I did a self tape to play a nerd on a submarine hunting a giant shark. They made me redo the audition because my armpits were too sweaty.
One time I did a self tape to play a nerd on a submarine hunting a giant shark. They made me redo the audition because my armpits were too sweaty.
One time I did a self tape to play a nerd on a submarine hunting a giant shark. They made me redo the audition because my armpits were too sweaty.
One time I did a self tape to play a nerd on a submarine hunting a giant shark. They made me redo the audition because my armpits were too sweaty.
One time I did a self tape to play a nerd on a submarine hunting a giant shark. They made me redo the audition because my armpits were too sweaty.
One time I did a self tape to play a nerd on a submarine hunting a giant shark. They made me redo the audition because my armpits were too sweaty.
One time I did a self tape to play a nerd on a submarine hunting a giant shark. They made me redo the audition because my armpits were too sweaty.
Please join me in taking a moment to wish my darling @blxlnd a happy 3-th birthday. She makes every day more fun and special than it would be otherwise, provides an almost limitless supply of charm romance and mischief, and is equally good at bothering me and being bothered by me. (Too many “ands” there probably.) In all sincerity, her beauty and warmth are such that I am often upset, as nothing in my life can compare to her company. Can you guess which of these videos will annoy her the most? (Reasons she might get annoyed include: Video shows her face in the morning Video shows her face after exercise Video shows her eating Why didn’t I include that video she actually like? Order of videos You can see her underwear Overhead lighting Repeating outfits Too windy Knees too dorky She took the video so why am I posting it)
Please join me in taking a moment to wish my darling @blxlnd a happy 3-th birthday. She makes every day more fun and special than it would be otherwise, provides an almost limitless supply of charm romance and mischief, and is equally good at bothering me and being bothered by me. (Too many “ands” there probably.) In all sincerity, her beauty and warmth are such that I am often upset, as nothing in my life can compare to her company. Can you guess which of these videos will annoy her the most? (Reasons she might get annoyed include: Video shows her face in the morning Video shows her face after exercise Video shows her eating Why didn’t I include that video she actually like? Order of videos You can see her underwear Overhead lighting Repeating outfits Too windy Knees too dorky She took the video so why am I posting it)
Please join me in taking a moment to wish my darling @blxlnd a happy 3-th birthday. She makes every day more fun and special than it would be otherwise, provides an almost limitless supply of charm romance and mischief, and is equally good at bothering me and being bothered by me. (Too many “ands” there probably.) In all sincerity, her beauty and warmth are such that I am often upset, as nothing in my life can compare to her company. Can you guess which of these videos will annoy her the most? (Reasons she might get annoyed include: Video shows her face in the morning Video shows her face after exercise Video shows her eating Why didn’t I include that video she actually like? Order of videos You can see her underwear Overhead lighting Repeating outfits Too windy Knees too dorky She took the video so why am I posting it)
Please join me in taking a moment to wish my darling @blxlnd a happy 3-th birthday. She makes every day more fun and special than it would be otherwise, provides an almost limitless supply of charm romance and mischief, and is equally good at bothering me and being bothered by me. (Too many “ands” there probably.) In all sincerity, her beauty and warmth are such that I am often upset, as nothing in my life can compare to her company. Can you guess which of these videos will annoy her the most? (Reasons she might get annoyed include: Video shows her face in the morning Video shows her face after exercise Video shows her eating Why didn’t I include that video she actually like? Order of videos You can see her underwear Overhead lighting Repeating outfits Too windy Knees too dorky She took the video so why am I posting it)
Please join me in taking a moment to wish my darling @blxlnd a happy 3-th birthday. She makes every day more fun and special than it would be otherwise, provides an almost limitless supply of charm romance and mischief, and is equally good at bothering me and being bothered by me. (Too many “ands” there probably.) In all sincerity, her beauty and warmth are such that I am often upset, as nothing in my life can compare to her company. Can you guess which of these videos will annoy her the most? (Reasons she might get annoyed include: Video shows her face in the morning Video shows her face after exercise Video shows her eating Why didn’t I include that video she actually like? Order of videos You can see her underwear Overhead lighting Repeating outfits Too windy Knees too dorky She took the video so why am I posting it)
Please join me in taking a moment to wish my darling @blxlnd a happy 3-th birthday. She makes every day more fun and special than it would be otherwise, provides an almost limitless supply of charm romance and mischief, and is equally good at bothering me and being bothered by me. (Too many “ands” there probably.) In all sincerity, her beauty and warmth are such that I am often upset, as nothing in my life can compare to her company. Can you guess which of these videos will annoy her the most? (Reasons she might get annoyed include: Video shows her face in the morning Video shows her face after exercise Video shows her eating Why didn’t I include that video she actually like? Order of videos You can see her underwear Overhead lighting Repeating outfits Too windy Knees too dorky She took the video so why am I posting it)
Please join me in taking a moment to wish my darling @blxlnd a happy 3-th birthday. She makes every day more fun and special than it would be otherwise, provides an almost limitless supply of charm romance and mischief, and is equally good at bothering me and being bothered by me. (Too many “ands” there probably.) In all sincerity, her beauty and warmth are such that I am often upset, as nothing in my life can compare to her company. Can you guess which of these videos will annoy her the most? (Reasons she might get annoyed include: Video shows her face in the morning Video shows her face after exercise Video shows her eating Why didn’t I include that video she actually like? Order of videos You can see her underwear Overhead lighting Repeating outfits Too windy Knees too dorky She took the video so why am I posting it)
Please join me in taking a moment to wish my darling @blxlnd a happy 3-th birthday. She makes every day more fun and special than it would be otherwise, provides an almost limitless supply of charm romance and mischief, and is equally good at bothering me and being bothered by me. (Too many “ands” there probably.) In all sincerity, her beauty and warmth are such that I am often upset, as nothing in my life can compare to her company. Can you guess which of these videos will annoy her the most? (Reasons she might get annoyed include: Video shows her face in the morning Video shows her face after exercise Video shows her eating Why didn’t I include that video she actually like? Order of videos You can see her underwear Overhead lighting Repeating outfits Too windy Knees too dorky She took the video so why am I posting it)
Please join me in taking a moment to wish my darling @blxlnd a happy 3-th birthday. She makes every day more fun and special than it would be otherwise, provides an almost limitless supply of charm romance and mischief, and is equally good at bothering me and being bothered by me. (Too many “ands” there probably.) In all sincerity, her beauty and warmth are such that I am often upset, as nothing in my life can compare to her company. Can you guess which of these videos will annoy her the most? (Reasons she might get annoyed include: Video shows her face in the morning Video shows her face after exercise Video shows her eating Why didn’t I include that video she actually like? Order of videos You can see her underwear Overhead lighting Repeating outfits Too windy Knees too dorky She took the video so why am I posting it)
Please join me in taking a moment to wish my darling @blxlnd a happy 3-th birthday. She makes every day more fun and special than it would be otherwise, provides an almost limitless supply of charm romance and mischief, and is equally good at bothering me and being bothered by me. (Too many “ands” there probably.) In all sincerity, her beauty and warmth are such that I am often upset, as nothing in my life can compare to her company. Can you guess which of these videos will annoy her the most? (Reasons she might get annoyed include: Video shows her face in the morning Video shows her face after exercise Video shows her eating Why didn’t I include that video she actually like? Order of videos You can see her underwear Overhead lighting Repeating outfits Too windy Knees too dorky She took the video so why am I posting it)
Congrats to everyone who got nominated for @childrenruineverythingtv and also everyone else who worked on the show because there’s no show without everyone they should give nominations to everyone and everyone wins
Congrats to everyone who got nominated for @childrenruineverythingtv and also everyone else who worked on the show because there’s no show without everyone they should give nominations to everyone and everyone wins
There should be a coat rack next to the ball rack is all I’m saying. (Director of photography and cackling: @brocolirobbrown)
All karaoke should be seated karaoke. 📸: @blackdragonroll
All karaoke should be seated karaoke. 📸: @blackdragonroll
All karaoke should be seated karaoke. 📸: @blackdragonroll