Natalie Haynes

Natalie Haynes Instagram – Happy father’s day to all the great dads and kids of great dads! For everyone else, this is your annual reminder that Kronos was so threatened by the idea of his children’s future success that he swallowed them whole the moment they were born. Only when Rhea switched her youngest son – Zeus – for a large stone, prompting Kronos to swallow that instead, did the cannibalism cease. Zeus then forced his father to regurgitate his older siblings, which enabled a whole new generation of toxic rivalries to begin. You’re welcome!
Here is Kronos saying he couldn’t manage another baby even if you poured caramel sauce on it. | Posted on 16/Jun/2024 14:34:01