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Cal Wilson Instagram - Vale Cal Wilson. We are devastated to share the news that Cal Wilson, the much-loved stand up comedian, writer and actor died today, surrounded by family and friends in hospital after a short illness.
 
Cal was loved by her family, friends, fans and peers and a huge hole has been torn in the heart of our community.
Cal Wilson Instagram - It’s been a month today since we lost you, my darling Cal.
 
Not a moment passes without Digby and I thinking about you and the amazing, beautiful wife, mother, best friend and human being we have lost. The pain of losing you is something I’ve never experienced, and it’s impossible for me to put into words how Digby and I have been feeling. 
 
Although Digby and I remain in a world that keeps spinning, for us it is world forever changed. You brought light, love, and laughter to us every second of the day. The words, the silly voices, the jokes, and the love. So much love. We miss you so much. 
 
The outpouring of love toward you has floored us. We’d like to thank everyone for their beautiful messages, and for sharing their stories about Cal. These are memories and recollections that we’ll cherish forever, and something Digby can look back on with fondness – and pride - about his incredible Mum in years to come. 
 
We thank everyone for their love and support.
 
Throw those curtains wide.
 
Love,
Chris and Digby
Cal Wilson Instagram - @calbowilson shares her favourite Australian phrases.

Cal hits Perth’s @therechabitehall stage tomorrow night for one show only. Book your tickets now!
#AustraliasFunniest #StandUp
Cal Wilson Instagram - @calbowilson shares her favourite Australian phrases.
 
Cal debuts her brand new hour at @adlfringe next week - all about the little things that annoy her. Incorrect grammar. Overconfident inaccuracy. Crocs. Strap yourself in for a night of laughs!
 
📍 Adelaide, @gclaughsfestival, @canberracomedy, @melbcomedyfestival, @sydneycomedyfestival, @briscomedyfest 
 
🎟️ https://comedy.com.au/cal-wilson
Cal Wilson Instagram - Here’s a proper look at the glorious portrait that @andreahuelinartist created. 
I was chuffed to be asked to sit for it, thrilled when I heard it was a finalist in the Archibald and beside myself (at times quite literally) when I heard the news Andrea had won the Packing Room Prize. 
The whole process has been wonderful - I love Andrea’s art, and sitting for her was so much fun. I feel like she absolutely got me. What. A. Joy. 
Thank you for bringing me on your adventure @andreahuelinartist x

(Image: A painting of Cal in a blue top and black pants sitting in an old leather chair, with a shiny pink jacket flung over the arm. Cal has a slightly mischievous expression, 
and is wearing a gluegun headdress, all Christmas baubles and dolls heads) 

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🎉 Just announced: The 2023 Packing Room Prize has been awarded to Andrea Huelin for her portrait of comedian Cal Wilson!

Now in its 32nd year, the Packing Room Prize is awarded to the best entry in the Archibald Prize as judged by the Art Gallery staff who receive, unpack and hang the entries. Former Head Packer Brett retired in 2022, passing the baton to the ‘Packing Room Pickers’ – three members of the Packing Room team, Timothy, Monica  and  Alexis, who together selected Huelin’s artwork 'Clown jewels' as the winner.

'Clown jewels' is the first entry into the Archibald Prize for Cairns-based @andreahuelinartist. Huelin painted @calbowilson modelling one of the elaborate headpieces the comedian made at home during the Melbourne lockdowns, crafted using plastic toys, shiny ornaments and a hot glue gun to wear in her lighthearted Instagram videos at the time.

Congratulations to Andrea Huelin, and to all of our finalists in the Archibald, Wynne and Sulman Prizes. All finalists have been unveiled on our website today, and the winners will be announced at noon on Friday 5 May.

💚 The Archibald, Wynne and Sulman Prizes 2023 exhibition opens Saturday 6 May, and tickets are on sale now through the link in our bio.

Proudly presented by @anz_au

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🤡💎 #PackingRoomPrize 2023 winner Andrea Huelin 'Clown jewels' © the artist. Sitter: Cal Wilson #ArchibaldPrize #ArtGalleryNSW
Cal Wilson Instagram - Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant - your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. 

(Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. 
Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). 
Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. 

Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. 

Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze.

Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one,  Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant - your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. 

(Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. 
Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). 
Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. 

Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. 

Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze.

Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one,  Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant - your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. 

(Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. 
Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). 
Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. 

Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. 

Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze.

Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one,  Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant - your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. 

(Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. 
Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). 
Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. 

Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. 

Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze.

Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one,  Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Oral history suggest that Maori were visiting Australia long before the British colonised it.

Who The Bloody Hell Are We? | Stream all episodes free on SBS On Demand or Wednesdays on SBS
Cal Wilson Instagram - This amazing portrait by the brilliant @andreahuelinartist just won the @archibaldprize Packing Room Prize! 
I’m completely and utterly chuffed. 

(Video: Cal filming a little video, panning around a crowded gallery, suddenly catching sight of her brightly coloured self immortalised in a painting. AN ACTUAL PAINTING. Its pretty low key, just her dressed up in her finest wearing a glue gun headdress and an expression like a cat that’s about to swat a vase off a shelf)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Yeah, I was a minxy University saucepot, what of it? 

#throwback

(Image: a 21 year old Cal in a university gown and mortarboard. The gown has a pink and grey drapey bit to either denote what her degree is or that she just really loves Galahs. 
She is wearing a white shirt and a big silver locket. Her hair is completely pulled back and the mortarboard is giving her a pronounced widows peak. 
Behind her is a fully fake fancy bookshelf and some plants, that are supposed to make her look learned and erudite.
Her smile is vague and inoffensive, as if she is not fully into having this photo taken. Which she wasn’t. 
Not pictured, how worried she was about getting the gown back to the hire place without getting charged a late fee)(Every now and then, she thinks about taking her glue gun to the frame, but hasn’t yet)
Cal Wilson Instagram - What? How did that happen? 

#Kipper #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram Catstagram #TortoiseshellCat #Tortie #CuteCat #CatProtectionVic #CatProtection #Purr #Loud

(Video: a close up of kitten with very green eyes and black and ginger fur. She is gazing at the camera, purring furiously, and making more noise than a kitten of her size should be able to)(Not pictured, the amazing staff at @catprotection, or the rest of their extremely well looked after cats of all ages and brands)
Cal Wilson Instagram - What did the hosts of Who the Bloody Hell Are We? find most interesting about their experiences?

Who the Bloody Hell Are We? | Premieres Wednesday 19 July at 7.30pm on SBS and SBS On Demand
Cal Wilson Instagram - Throwback to @calbowilson at the 2003 @melbcomedyfestival Gala.
 
Cal is hitting the road with ‘Supposably’, a brand-new hour of stand-up, heading to Adelaide, Gold Coast, Canberra, Sydney and Melbourne this year.
 
🎟️ https://comedy.com.au/cal-wilson
Cal Wilson Instagram - What a start to 2023. 

#CatsOfInstagram #HappyNewYear #Catstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #CatLover #Funny #NewYear 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is peering anxiously through a cardboard box which has clear plastic over the front of it. He is frantically pawing at the plastic, as if he’s trying to get out. The camera moves around beside Barnacle, showing that his entire body is outside the box and he is absolutely free. The camera moves back to the front of the box and Barnacle starts pawing at the plastic again. It’s bound to be a metaphor for something)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Barnacle’s really getting into his cattesthenics. Also, my show opens in Adelaide on Friday. Do come (if you’re elsewhere in Aus, check the link in my bio for tickets and show info). 
#PirateAndBarnacle #comedy #funny #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #SingapuraCats #commentary #gymnastics #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Adelaide 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is lying on his side, slightly curled in, he stretches and yawns, before curling back into his original position, but this time he’s got his face in the sun. I’m not describing this as well as my voiceover did)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Despite rampant speculation, his name is not Mozzarella. 

(Video: Pirate the cat has sat himself neatly down on top of a pizza box on a kitchen bench. There is no sign of him ever leaving. An accusatory finger comes into frame and points at him. He takes it as an invitation to smear his mouth all over Cal’s hand. Charming) 

#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #Funny #CatsOf Instagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #Comedy #CatLife
Cal Wilson Instagram - It finally happened. He listened to me. 

(Video: Pirate the cat is sitting loudly on the coffee machine. When Cal asks everyone ego is not a barista to remove themselves, he gets off the machine and louds off screen. I’m pretty sure this means he’s resigned) 
#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #funny #CuteCat #CatsOfInstagram #catsagram BaristaCats #coffee #CoffeeMachine)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Pillows aren’t supposed to have spikes. 

(Video: a crumpled pillow case lies on the floor, Cal’s hand opens it to reveal a slightly tempestuous Barnacle the cat. As she tries to open the pillowcase for a second time, he unleashes an angry paw. A lightning fast victory, as Cal cedes him sovereignty over the pillowcase.)
Cal Wilson Instagram - You’ll definitely recognise @calbowilson from the telly - Spicks and Specks, Have You Been Paying Attention? and The Great Australian Bake Off. Don’t miss Supposably at The Rechabite, you’re set for a night of cry-laughing! 

For all intensive purposes, it’s the little things that annoy Cal. Incorrect grammar. Overconfident inaccuracy. Crocs. But is it worth getting worked up over bad parking and loud eaters? Is it possible to turn annoyment into enjoyment?

Thursday 10 August | The Rechabite Hall | Tickets via Megatix
Cal Wilson Instagram - Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. 
The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 
8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge 

#GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff
 
(Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. 

Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. 

Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. 

Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the  wedding That Day. 
Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. 
The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 
8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge 

#GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff
 
(Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. 

Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. 

Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. 

Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the  wedding That Day. 
Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. 
The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 
8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge 

#GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff
 
(Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. 

Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. 

Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. 

Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the  wedding That Day. 
Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. 
The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 
8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge 

#GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff
 
(Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. 

Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. 

Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. 

Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the  wedding That Day. 
Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Just to change it up, some cat talk. 
Come see my show “Supposably,” on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival till April 23 
Filmed at @melbcomedyfestival’s Gala 2023 

#StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #MelbourneComedyFestival #melbourne #StandUp #Supposably

(Video: Cal onstage at the Gala, with a lovely colourful backdrop, but also doing some heavy lifting herself in the colour department)
Cal Wilson Instagram - I’ve heard of people whose cats don’t go on the table, but I’ve never met them. 
#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #funny #CatLife #CatLover #PetLife 

(Video: Pirate the cat is sitting on a blue and white gingham tablecloth which is on a table. He is literally and figuratively unmoved by Cal’s low level fury. The only thing that gets him off the table is finding something else he’s not allowed to sit on)
Cal Wilson Instagram - “There’s so much history that I just didn’t know.” Cal Wilson goes beyond the well known Australia and New Zealand stories to find out the true histories between the two countries.

Who The Bloody Hell Are We? | Stream all episodes free on SBS On Demand or Wednesdays on SBS
Cal Wilson Instagram - I just want to fold the laundry, but I have too much help. 
#kipper #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #FunnyCat #CatsOfMelbourne #Funny #CouldEveryone 

(Video: an ottoman with a couple of piles of folded washing on it. In the centre is a pair of bright red pyjama pants which look suspiciously full and writhing. Cal’s hand opens the waistband and Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten emerges, her little face filling the screen. She shakes her head, and emphatic purring ensues)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Well that was very dangerous…. my son and I just had a tour of the @catprotection facility/cat palace in Greensborough. 

They do such an amazing job, looking after and rehoming so many kittens and cats (including some lovely senior ones).
If you’re considering getting a cat of any vintage, you’re absolutely allowed to go and have a browse without an appointment. 

They also run a cat only vet clinic, so you can take yours in for new tyres or a tune up.

We didn’t take this extremely purry kitten home…mainly because she’s waiting to be desexed (but also because another cat requires a unanimous vote, and the household is currently sitting at 2-1. We’re working on it)

(Image: a boy in a red tee shirt holding a tortoiseshell kitten in his arms. They are both staring intently at the camera. Only one eye is visible on the boy, because the kitten is intenting in front of him. They are almost identical in cuteness, only the kitten won’t say “Mum, don’t write that I’m cute”)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Cat Lady since way back. 

Looking through some old publicity pics. I’m going to say this is 2000/1. 
Publicity shot for my show “Hell Kitty.”
Photo by the amazing @emma__bass (you should check out her stunning floral artworks on her Insta). 
I’ve found an absolute treasure trove, I tell ya. 

(Image: a platinum blonde Cal, 20 years younger, and wearing a little black bonnet with cat ears, dangling a plastic rat from her teeth, doing cutesy claw paws with her hands. She is on a vibrant green background. My one regret is not being able to use it in my passport. 
“We’re not sure if it’s you, could you do the cat hands please?” “Meow” “Welcome to Australia”)

#throwback #comedy #StandUpComedy #Australia #NewZealand #MICF
Cal Wilson Instagram - Luring you in on the promise of New Kitten Kipper action….really just plugging my show - you’ve got till midday Wednesday to score $25 Supposably tickets for my run at @melbcomedyfestival. Buy some, and I’ll show you footage of Kipper styling my hair with all of her feet. If that’s not your niche, what about me styling my hair with all of my own feet? Or me styling my own foot hair? I’ve said too much. 
Like I said - $25 tickets till 11.59am Weds, or when allocation is exhausted. (I’m already exhausted from Kipper, and writing this post) 

#micf #comedy #PirateAndBarnacle #AndKipper #comedy #StandUpComedy #Melbourne 

(Video: Cal with Kipper the new kitten winding round her shoulders. The video starts with Kipper pushing off Cal’s face cheek with one hind foot. So graceful. Video ends with Kipper appearing on Cal’s other shoulder, and graciously accepting chin rubs. She is tiny and cute, and so is Kipper)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Pirate or Piranha? It’s a close run thing. 
Also, I’m touring my new show Supposably in the next few months starting with Adelaide in March, and I’d love to see you there. Ticket /info link in bio. It’s not going to be all about cats, but inevitably there will be some cat content (and some cat discontent). 

#comedy #Adelaide #Brisbane #Melbourne #Sydney #Canberra #SingapuraCat #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #StandUpComedy 

(Video: A sunny day, we are inside an enclosed verandah but we can see a sunny day and greenery outside. Pirate the cat is lying on a chair on a big blue and white cushion, indolently biting Cal’s left foot. The camera swings, and we see Barnacle the cat approaching over the back of the chair, apparently to take possession of Cal’s unattended right one)
Cal Wilson Instagram - When I first moved to Australia 20 years ago, I hadn’t got my head around where everything was, so I thought Perth was up the top in a Darwin-esque sort of direction. 

I also thought the AFL contained so many teams, no one would notice if I said I barracked for the Caloundra Sea Bats. 

Rest assured Perth, I know where you are now, and I’ll be there this Thursday night with my show Supposably. Ticket link in my bio. 

Carn the Sea Bats!

#comedy #perth #StandUp #WA #supposably 

(Image: a map of Australia, all in black. Where Perth is, to the far left of the pic is a green road sign that says PERTH. Up the top of the map, near Darwin is a shaky red arrow and the words Not Perth. It’s very hard to draw on a screen neatly with your finger it turns out.)
Cal Wilson Instagram - A solo Cattesthenics routine from Kipper today. The work she’s been putting in is really starting to show. #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #FunnyCat #FunnyCats #Funny #Cat #CatLovers #Cattesthenics 

(Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten is lounging about on a couch. She waves her various legs about before ending in a huge stretch that demonstrates how unfeasibly long she is for such a small cat. She unrolls like a tape measure. It’s practically illegal that the commentator didn’t say “Big Stretch” when she did it)
Cal Wilson Instagram - An excellent time had by all. Such a beautiful (and delicious) spot at @josefchromywines, and such a fun @grapesofmirth gig. Thanks for looking after us so well!

(Image: jubilantly smiling comedians gather round a counter, beautiful greenery in the background, some holding glasses of wine, some waving lavosh. Cal, Mel and Merrick are all wearing exuberantly patterned outfits, Rove and Naz are repping for men who like nice pale blue shirts, with Tommy in a stylish but ill advised black tee shirt and jeans. Not pictured, the relentless sun on the stage that made Tommy absolutely regret his attire)

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What a time with these mad geniuses at @grapesofmirth in Tassie. @mrstommylittle @melindabuttle @nazeemhussain @calbowilson @merrickwatts
Cal Wilson Instagram - A teeny jokette from my @melbcomedyfestival Gala set, and weirdly, also my new show Supposably. Ticket link in bio. 
#StandUpComedy #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #Melbourne #MelbourneComedyFestival #Melbourne 

(Video: Cal in her fave new cartoony country and western, somehow old school sailors’ tattooey, dress, onstage at the Gala. The stage backdrop is bright and colourful, and let’s face it, so is Cal)

Filmed at the 2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Watch the full show on ABC iview.
Cal Wilson Instagram - Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! I am so excited for this to be out in the world! 

Join us in the Bake Off Shed from June 13 for beautiful delicious things….and some baking. Part of me wants to put a winking emoji there, but I think we’d both respect me less.
Cal Wilson Instagram - Ma’am, this is a wine rack. I’m going to need to see some I.D.

#PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #Funny #FunnyCat #CouldEveryone #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Comedy #CuteCat 

(Video: a wooden wine rack (@isoking_au) which is empty except for Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten, who is clambering around inside it. It’s an adorable prison, like she’s practicing for the Cell Block Tango scene in Chicago. She eventually pops halfway out, but just as it seems she’s leaving, she stops to have a think. Pop six squish uh uh Cicero Lipschitz)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Competition’s hotting up for Barnacle, but he wants to recommend @theclairehooper and @thenikkibritton’s show at the Adelaide Fringe right now, as well as @geraldinehickey, @kirstywebeck and @lizzyhoo’s shows in the @melbcomedyfestival (Hooper and Britten will also be there too). For some reason he’s not plugging my Adelaide season (opens Friday night!) or my MICF run. Maybe it’s because I’m judging his floor routines too harshly. 

@adlfringe @melbcomedyfestival #comedy #StandUpComedy #Melbourne #Adelaide #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #FunnyCat #FunnyCats #Cattesthenics 

(Video: Barnacle the cat lying on his back on the floor. He twitches his right paw and his tail occasionally. His eyes open and close sporadically. To be honest, I’ve done my best descriptive work in the audio. He’s like a little horizontal driver, in a manual car. Not that he’d be allowed to drive, he’s failed his licence)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Barnacle in a return to form in his solo cupboard routine. 

It’s @melbcomedyfestival time, and what better way to promote my show than make you watch another cattesthenics video? 

Today’s recommendations are @theclairehooper, @prueblakecomedy, Doctor Brown, and @lewgarnham. I’ll probably repeat myself with some of these, because I love them, and I’m prone to forgetfulness. NOT TRUE. What was your name again? 

#StandUpComedy #MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #comedy #Supposably #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfIntstagram #Funny 

(Video: Barnacle the cat on top of the fridge. He reverses to give himself room to open the cupboard above the fridge. He clambers in, the door closes on the top of his tail, which then vanishes. 
We see Cal’s hand knock on the cupboard twice, and then just open it. Barnacle steps out onto the fridge. Cal blames him for the untidiness of the cupboard)
Cal Wilson Instagram - No Cattesthenics today, instead an Exhibition Match of Mixed Genre Catball. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #FunnyCats #Cattesthenics #Funny #Comedy #Sports #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram 

(Video: Barnacle the cat looks fixedly at a pink pompom. It is thrown in the air, he bats at it, then Pirate, his brother, appears, and grabs the ball, skittering about, before knocking it into a cat tunnel, and following. Frenzied tunnel movement ensues before Pirate and the pompom emerge again. Against all odds, Pirate knocks the pompom into an empty glass lying on its side. Kipper emerges to check it out, as Barnacle rolls the glass with his paw. The pompom falls out but Barnacle fails to do anything significant with it, before stalking towards the camera. Kipper dithers in the background. All in all a successful day)
Cal Wilson Instagram - A more lyrical style of Cattesthenics today, devised and choreographed by Barnacle. 

#CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacle PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #cattesthenics #FunnyCats #Funny #Cat #CatLover 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is firmly asleep on a crumpled but colourful doona. The camera glances across to find Kipper the cat sitting sentry. The camera glides back over the snoozing Barnacle, and alights on Pirate who is also sitting guard, but looking more annoyed. There’s a lot going on, for not a lot going on)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Kipper would like you to buy tickets to my show. 

Melbourne, Sydney, Canberra, Brisbane all on sale. Ticket link in bio. 
#melbourne #sydney #adelaide #canberra #brisbane #comedy #StandUpComedy #StandUp #ComedyFestival #TortoiseshellCat #kipper #PirateAndBarnacle 

(Image: Kipper, a tortoiseshell kitten sits inside what looks like a crocheted rainbow hat, but is in fact a cat cosy, created by @kittyflanagan for Pirate and Barnacle when they were small. Kipper fits in it perfectly. She is resting her chin on the edge, and regarding the camera with green eyes. She is looks demure and almost mournful, like a young Princess Diana in kitten form. Not pictured, Kipper’s determination to climb every screen door in the house)
Cal Wilson Instagram - I could keep plugging my new festival show Supposably, (ticket info in bio) but wouldn’t you rather watch Barnacle complete a perfect Floor Zombie, transitioning straight into a Lightning Rotisserie? 

#CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Funny #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #MelbourneComedyFestival #MelbourneInternationalComedyFestival #SingapuraCats #FunnyCats #Cat #CatLover 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is lying on his back, front paws in the air, half under a curtain. He flips right side up and disappears fully into the curtain. Suddenly, Kipper the tortoiseshell flips into view chasing a fluffy blue toy. She disappears, and half of Barnacle is exposed. Just his wonderfully chonky rump and lashing tail. The camera looks for the front of him, assuming it’s still attached, and finds his front paws and little nose just poking out from the curtain. Not shown, Kipper returning to swiftly torment him at the tail end)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Barnacle using one of his favourite apparatus - the full drawer. As always, his routines are full of old favourites, and surprises. 

It’s a big old week. Had a smashing time in the Gold Coast tonight - @hotagc is such a great venue, and the audience was a delight. On to Canberra on Saturday! 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is surging around in an open drawer (previously a closed drawer, which he opened himself). He looks around a bit before vaguely pawing some tee shirts, before dismounting onto the floor, and moving on with his life)
Cal Wilson Instagram - A routine tinged with melancholy today, from the three siblings. 

#cattesthenics #SingapuraCat #FunnyCats #CatsOfInstagram #Catsagram #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper 

(Video: Barnacle the cat sitting on the couch ardently washing his stomach, the camera moves to Pirate the cat on the ottoman. He is tucked up in the position commonly known as Loaf, but in this household known as Hen. We cross back to Barnacle, who has a mournful expression. Kipper the kitten appears in the background before rocketing across the couch. We leave Barnacle bemused)
Cal Wilson Instagram - If you’re celebrating Mardi Gras tonight, have the best time. Blowing a kiss to all my LGBTQI  folks x 
❤️🧡💛💚💙🖤🤎🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
#MardiGras #mardigras2023 #lgbtqi #love #pride #Kipper #PirateAndBarnacle

(Video: Kipper the kitten in a rainbow coloured cat cosy. It looks a bit like a hat your Gran knitted without knowing your head size, and made it a bit bigger, just in case. Kipper sits up in the cosy, then subsides back down into it like she’s the filling in a crocheted burrito. She’s clearly too young and feline to take part in the celebrations, but she’s all for it)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Pirate in a solo work today. Understated, fast paced, pure elegance. 

I saw @garrythestarr’s show last night at @comedyrepublicmelb. I have yet to recover. So gloriously Funny. Proper knee clutchingly hilarious. Go see it. 

#MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #comedy #funny #SingapuraCats #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram 

(Video: Pirate the cat lying on a blanket that absolutely never used to be that hairy, on top of a chest of drawers. He agitatedly rustles round on the blanket, swatting Cal’s hand away, like a defender at the castle battlements. How reflexes are frighteningly lightning. His pupils are enormous, or as it’s commonly known - he has his Hunting Eyes on)
Cal Wilson Instagram - All right, you Cake Hounds and Biscuit Supporters! @bakeoffau starts tomorrow on @foxtel at 8.30pm. 

Can’t wait for you to get to know our 12 fabulous bakers, and fall in love with my delightful cake mates @rachelkhooks, @darrenpurchese and @natalie.tran

(Image: The Bake Off Shed, a glowing magical place with colourful bunting draped about. 
Four extremely happy, and well dressed, people stand together, smiling: @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran. They are aglow with excitement and the promise of exquisite bakes to come. 
Not pictured: the skill and speed with which Cal can liberate a biscuit from a baker’s bench) 

Hair and Make Up @juliecooper_makeup 
Styling @elenimstyling 

#GABO #BakeOffAu #Foxtel
Cal Wilson Instagram - Barnacle with an entirely Face Work based routine here. Subtle, elegant, everything we’ve come to expect of him. 

It’s Easter Weekend! The perfect time for taking in some shows at @melbcomedyfestival. So many absolute diamonds to check out: kirstywebeck, @theclairehooper, @bronwynkuss, @aliterative, @gracejarvisohno, @christineryancomedy, @lauradaviscomic, @gabbiboltofficial, @bronlewisyep

#StandUpComedy #MICF #Comedy #StandUp #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #CatsOfInstagram #funny #Catstagram 

(Video: Barnacle in a cat bed, dozing. He opens his eyes briefly, then turns his head to look down the barrel. He looks very Owl-y today. Maybe why he was so sleepy in the daytime)
Cal Wilson Instagram - @theclairehooper and I are clearly in an alt-country band, that serves up blistering lyrics and toe tappin’ tunes, but we’re also comedians at @melbcomedyfestival, who have shows on, that start this Thursday. We’d love you to come to our shows (stand up and imaginary) Ticket links in our bios. 

#MICF #ComedyFestival #Melbourne #StandUpComedy #StandUp #Comedy #Supposably

(Image: Cal and Claire stand together on a sweeping staircase. Claire is wearing a glowing smile and an incredible pale lavender suit with zebras all over it. It’s proper magical. She is also wearing cute white sneakers that would be covered in scuff marks and dirt, if they were Cal’s. 
Speaking of Cal, she is up a couple of steps, leaning on the bannister, has an enigmatic smile on her face, and is wearing a long frock that simultaneously manages to be country and western, and somehow sailors’ tattoo themed. It is white and red and blue with black line drawings. She is also wearing her favourite blue @fluevog boots. 
There’s a lot of pattern going on, and we are here for it)(dress is from @twitchersemporium)
Cal Wilson Instagram - I’ve got a brand new show for you…Supposably

For all intensive purposes, it’s the small things that annoy me, and I cannot wait to discuss them all, in depth, with every single one of you. Failing that, whatever I can squeeze into an hour. 

Ticket links in bio! Great Christmas presents - especially if you’ve already done a scented candle or fancy soap. My other suggestions would be scented fancy soap made of my tickets. 

(Image: a comedy festival poster with Cal on a delicious blue background. She is wearing her lovely grey button up cape, which is sort of giving retro futuristic space nurse vibes. 
She is gazing to the side, at the title of her show which is SUPPOSABLY. 
A word which does not exist, yet is often said. 

Beneath that are the words 2023 Shows Announced 
Adelaide 
Melbourne 
Gold Coast 
Canberra 
Sydney

Not pictured, Cal’s excitement to be bringing a whole new show to all the different places. She has so much to tell you)

#Comedy #StandUpComedy #melbourne #sydney #canberra #GoldCoast #adelaide
Cal Wilson Instagram - Guest competitors all the way from Ontario. Siblings Bruce and Gina, competing as @my.jerk.cats put on a stunning show. 

One night off in Melbourne tonight, then on to Canberra tomorrow. Can’t believe @melbcomedyfestival begins next week. So many excellent people to see. Here’s a couple - @christineryancomedy, @sashbomb, and @bronwynkuss  Ok that’s three. But all excellent and hilarious. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #Cattesthenics #Comedy #StandUpComedy #MelbourneComedy #ComedyFestival #CanberraComedy #Melbourne #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram 

(Video: Bruce, a long haired noble looking cat perches on a felt-looking donut. His black and white sister Gina is inside the donut, popping out to have a quick slapping fight with Bruce. They both have lightning reflexes. It is brief but impressive. Gina disappears back inside the donut, Bruce subsides, looking majestic)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Kipper is an agent of chaos. 
#PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #TortoiseshellCat #funny #CatsOfInstagram #catstagram #SingapuraCats #comedy #florist 

(Video: a smallish golden palm tree in a blue pot. The foliage is shaking violently. It becomes clear that there is a little gremlin face peering about, and little gremlin paws causing disruption in the leaves. It is Kipper the kitten, attempting to scale the plant like a mini King Kong who’s all out of Empire State Buildings. Finally she leaves the pot, walking past some dead fronds that Cal feels compelled to mention in case you pour scorn on her inadequate plant husbandry)
Cal Wilson Instagram - From Cat Lady to Cat Woman….
@damiancallinan has been finding photos from Skithouse times. Look at the embryonic people from the olden days. 
(I think this is from a sketch where Catwoman has been going through Batman’s bins and using his garden as a litter tray)

#skithouse #comedy #AustralianComedy #CatWoman #BatMan

(Image: Damian, a man, and Cal, a woman, have sided animal qualities to themselves to become Batman and Catwoman. Damo’s Batman costume is rumpled and his mask is wonky. It’s more Original Batman, than gritty reboot Batman.  He has his arms stretched out. 
Cal’s Catwoman suit is shiny black vinyl with  pretend stitching. Under her mask you can see some extremely early 2000’s eyebrows. She has her paws up like a half hearted cat. Hands. She has her hands up)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Pirate’s getting compared to beautiful human women again. 

(Video: Pirate the cat sitting (illegally) on a bench in semi loaf position. He is gazing up at the camera with his big round eyes. As Cal says “Anya Taylor-Joy” a cut out photo of her lips, on a stick, appears from the side. It hovers over Pirate’s face. He turns away, unamused)
#PieateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #AnyaTaylorJoy #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #PetLover #CatLife #Funny
Cal Wilson Instagram - Opened my show last night in Adelaide and it was great. Audience was ace, my venue is beautiful and it turns out I’ve written jokes! Kipper’s also started well in her first ever Cattesthenics routine. #PirateAndBarnacle PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #Comedy #StandUpComedy #Supposably #AdelaideFringe #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram 

(Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten is lying stretched out on a bed. She startles, then stretches and extends her paws. She’s terribly cute, and her exposed tummy looks so inviting, but to touch it means death)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Happy Birthday, Digby. 
You are my favourite, you funny, empathetic, energetic, curious, wonderful creature. You constantly amaze and delight us. What better way to start a 14th Birthday, than donuts for breakfast in Osaka? 
(Also, how the hell are you 14 already?)

(Image: Cal’s son Digby stands in front of a Mister Donut shop, laughing, as he looks at his father who is menacing him with a furled umbrella to make him smile. Not pictured, the 100 or so donuts we’d just polished off in the cafe. Of all the beautiful things we ate/experienced/saw, it’s Mister Donut we’ll miss the most)
Cal Wilson Instagram - An inspiring, somewhat risqué Triples routine from the siblings today, everyone giving it their all. 

#CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #PirateAndBarnacle #Funny #FunnyCats #CatLover #Cattesthenics #Cat 

(Video: Barnacle the cat grappling with a doona/duvet cover, really going to town, Pirate drops by to supervise, before leaving. Kipper appears from under the bed, and attempts to ferret her way inside the doona/duvet cover, while Barnacle paws at her tail. We end on Pirate, now safely ensconced on top of a chest of drawers. He looks away, as if the the antics of other cats and humans leave him bored and indifferent)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Pirate demonstrating some Box Work today. His ability to switch forms is just amazing. 

Two more shows in Adelaide for me, then on to Canberra and Gold Coast. Tonight while I ate dinner I had my hoodie zipped up to the neck, and my dressed tucked into the bottom of it, to avoid last night’s noodle sauce based incident. It wasn’t glamorous but it was effective. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Funny #Comedy #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #CanberraComedyFestival #GoldCoast 

(Video: Pirate the cat is inside a box with a square hole cut out of it. He keeps emerging with a lightning left hook, slapping at a tv remote that Cal keeps proffering. It’s a bit like Whack-a-Mole if the Mole’s doing the Whacking. He ends up grabbing the remote and hurling it away. A pointed illustration of how he feels about television)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Just remembering that time I bought a cat blanket that looked like a pizza and Pirate was super disappointed. 

#CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #Pizza #CatBlanket #CatsWhoYell #funny #CatLover #CatLife

(Image: Pirate the cat sits on the couch next to an extremely realistic pizza blanket. Like, it’s really good - absolutely a nice Margarita experience. It’s larger than Pirate (necessarily, otherwise it’d be more of a cat doily than a blanket) and is incredibly soft to the touch. There is an ocean of disappointment in Pirate’s eyes. He stares at the camera with the steady regard of one who has been terribly let down)
Cal Wilson Instagram - The Singapura Brothers in another tense doubles competition. They’re shaping up well for the Pan Pacifics. 

Gold Coast! I’ll be seeing you Thursday night! And you, Canberra, you’ve got me on Saturday. No cats onstage with me, but there may be some discussion. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Funny #Comedy #StandUpComedy #MelbourneInternationalComedyFestival #MelbourneComedyFestival @melbcomedyfestival #GoldCoast #Canberra 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is staring intently, in a low crouch, at his brother Pirate. Pirate is gazing at nothing, then switches his focus to look at different nothing. Barnacle stalks him across the floor, wiggling his butt, before leaping at Pirate, who backs hurriedly away. Once again, the reality is less exciting than the voice over would have you believe)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Doubles competition today.  Fierce competition between the brothers. 
#Comedy #SingapuraCats #PirateAndBarnacle #funny #FunnyCats #CatLife #cattesthenics 

(Video: Barnacle gallops out from behind a cat cosy, as Pirate runs at him before lunging into the cat cosy. Barnacle lies on his back, then flips up onto his side. Pirate in his cat cosy looks like a bored cashier in a booth. Not pictured: people on TikTok’s shock that there are two. Wait till they find out about Kipper)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Another fine Doubles routine from Pirate and Barnacle. 
In other news, if you’re in Adelaide, you should absolutely check out “Relics” at the Museum. The premise for the exhibition is that Earth has been abandoned by humankind, and Lego mini figs have taken over, building cities in the relics left behind. It’s properly enchanting. Also, my show is on till Sunday night. 
#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #adelaideFringe #StandUpComedy #Supposably (video: Pirate the cat walks over to his brother Barnacle who turns around, sniffs Cals foot, then flomps onto the ground, wordlessly demanding love. I’ve really oversold it in the voiceover)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Pastry King and @calbowilson’s colleague on The Great Australian Bake Off, @darrenpurchese joins us on today’s episode with a great story! 

Get it where you get your podcasts and don’t forget to catch up on all 8 episodes! 💜
Cal Wilson Instagram - Big move from Barnacle to start. Controversial in some circles, but he’s known for his bold choices. 

3 shows left in Adelaide, then it’s Gold Coast, Canberra and @melbcomedyfestival. Can’t wait. 
#comedy #StandUpComedy #Funny #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Cattesthenics #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Adelaide #canberracomedyfestival #Canberra #GoldCoast #melbournecomedyfestival #Melbourne 

(Video: Barnacle the cat walking into a woven cane cat cozy, it’s shaped like a sphere with a flat base. He scrabbles around on the cushion before Pirate the Cat tries to muscle his way in too. I’m theory they could both fit if everyone was demure about it, but he’s just too rambunctious about it. He backs out, then tries a second time. Cal’s hand appears, to remove him, with a shocked looking Barnacle peering out of the cosy. Pirate runs past a third time with a fake “I’ll get ya” move. He does, however, not get anybody, and all is right with the world)
Cal Wilson Instagram - If you’re celebrating Christmas today, I hope it’s a happy one, full of loved ones, good food, and laughs. If it’s a difficult day for whatever reason, I’m blowing you a kiss. 

Also, @thesarahmillican makes wonderful Christmas Day company on Twitter with her hashtag #JoinIn - it’s UK Christmas Day, so a bit later for Aus/NZ - but a great thing to be part of, if you need company.

(Video: Barnacle the cat sitting on a bright floral doona cover. Cal’s hand comes into frame holding a tiny Santa hat. She attempts to drop it on Barnacle’s head. He’s having none of it, and rips it from her grasp like the fiend he secretly is. Not pictured, the wine bottle the hat is actually from) 

#MerryChristmas #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #SantaHat #Funny #JoinIn
Cal Wilson Instagram - Ooooh is that the June issue of #FoxtelMagazine,arriving in homes right now? Yes, yes it is! 
And it’s only me and me beautiful bakey mates swanning about on the cover, and inside. 

I had the best time working with these three (and our twelve fabulous bakers) what an absolute treat to go to work and laugh all day. Can’t wait for you all to see it. 

#FoxtelMagazine #BakeOffSu #GABO

(Image 1: Cal in an aggressively patterned, but cheerful pink and orange suit. She is standing, arms crossed, between the letters G, B and O, her stance making her legs and body form the missing A. Also visible, how pleased she was with herself for thinking of it. 
Image 2: Four smiling people, (beautifully dressed by @elenimstyling, and delightfully prettified by @juliecooper_makeup ) @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @natalie.tran and Cal. 
Darren and Rachel are leaning on a ladder, surrounded by celebratory balloons. 
Natalie is seated on a gold coloured chair, with Cal behind her, hands resting on the back of the chair, like she might nick it once the photoshoot’s done. (She didn’t, just to be clear))
Cal Wilson Instagram - Ooooh is that the June issue of #FoxtelMagazine,arriving in homes right now? Yes, yes it is! 
And it’s only me and me beautiful bakey mates swanning about on the cover, and inside. 

I had the best time working with these three (and our twelve fabulous bakers) what an absolute treat to go to work and laugh all day. Can’t wait for you all to see it. 

#FoxtelMagazine #BakeOffSu #GABO

(Image 1: Cal in an aggressively patterned, but cheerful pink and orange suit. She is standing, arms crossed, between the letters G, B and O, her stance making her legs and body form the missing A. Also visible, how pleased she was with herself for thinking of it. 
Image 2: Four smiling people, (beautifully dressed by @elenimstyling, and delightfully prettified by @juliecooper_makeup ) @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @natalie.tran and Cal. 
Darren and Rachel are leaning on a ladder, surrounded by celebratory balloons. 
Natalie is seated on a gold coloured chair, with Cal behind her, hands resting on the back of the chair, like she might nick it once the photoshoot’s done. (She didn’t, just to be clear))
Cal Wilson Instagram - A change of mood today for Kipper in her solo routine. #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #Cattesthenics #Zombie #Funny #FunnyCat #Comedy #CatsOfInstagram #catstagram 

(Video:  a close up of the edge where the ottoman is pushed flush against the couch. A black and orange paw suddenly emerges through the crack, claws out, swiping wildly. A tv remote dices with death, as it touches the paw/lethal weapon. The paw hunts about a bit before returning to the depths below. The couch is a dangerous place)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Having just a terrible time with two strangers who accosted me on the street. 
OR NOT. 
The first of many @superhiromelbourne hangs this festival with these beauts, @kirstywebeck and @theclairehooper (missing: @geraldinehickey). 
We all had lovely opening nights, and Lotus Root chips which is the best combination. 

Also saw @rose.y.bishop’s show Feral, which has bonkers hilarious stories and the best description of a greyhound I’ve ever heard. 

Here is another assortment of people you should absolutely see over the weekend: @chrisparker11, @jamesroque31 and @samishahdotcom 
(I was trying to do dudes with numbers at the end of their Instagram names, but Sami’s really ruined that) 

#MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #StandUp #StandUpComedy #ComedyFestival 

(Image: a Close up of Claire, Cal and Kirsty, clustered closely, cheekily charming the camera. Ughh too much alliteration. The three of us, beaming into the camera outside our favourite haunt Superhiro. Behind Kirsty you can read the first half of the restaurant name - it says SUPER, and everything about it really was)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Another challenging day in the cattesthenics tournament. Doubles, again, and the pressure is on. 
Meanwhile, another sold out show for me in Adelaide, and just a beautiful old Fringe time. Saw Babz world tour with @spankie_jackzon, @kweenkongofficial and @hannahcondaofficial and it gave me LIFE. If you’re in Adelaide, go see it. Glorious. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #BabzWorldTour

(Video: Barnacle the cat is getting info a recyclable shopping bag, his tail hanging out, lashing. Pirate, his brother is hiding down the side of the sofa. As Barnacle fully enters the bag, Pirate lunges as it, attacking the lumpen bag with his paws. Barnacle shoots out, getting a bag handle round his neck which Cal removes. Pirate takes up position by the window, like he doesn’t even care. Barnacle turns around and goes back into his bag. All is right with the world.
Cal Wilson Instagram - An energetic doubles routine from Barnacle and Kipper. 

The @melbcomedyfestival is finished! I had a very lovely time, and lots of fun. If you came to my show, thanks so much! And even bigger thanks to everyone who shared an irrational irritation (#mushrooms) 
Sydney, I’ll see you next Friday night, Brisbane, I’ll see you in a couple of weeks!

#SydneyComedyFestival #BrisbaneComedyFestival #comedy #CatsOfInstagram #FunnyCat #singapuracat #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper 

(Video: Barnacle and Kipper the cats wander around the bedroom floor for a bit. Kipper then attacks Barnacle through the net curtain, which horrifies him. He lies down to clean a haunch, she remains curtain-clad, with her front paws out, in case she needs them)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Barnacle modelling his new bok choy cape courtesy @pohlingyeow. 
It’s what he’s wearing to my opening night at @melbcomedyfestival (THIS THURSDAY!)
He’s got his tickets sorted (insisted on having comps in exchange for all the content he gives me) you can get yours at the link in my bio. 

So far my favourite Irrational Aggravations from the audience have been “people at work who say something’s awesome. It’s a PowerPoint. PowerPoints are never awesome,” and from an elderly man “People who say Aggravations when they mean Annoyances.” Yes, it was aimed at me, and no, I’m not sorry.

#Supposably #StandUpComedy. #melbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #MICF #ComedyFestival #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #CatsOfInstagram 

(Image: Barnacle the 
Cat looking pensively off camera. Draped over him, with the top turned back for a collar, is a blanket that looks like a bok choy leaf. It covers him beautifully, including the tail, and cascades into ripples at the sides. It’s very Freddie Mercury in his Royal cape, if Freddie Mercury was a cat wearing a cape that looked like bok choy. Barnacle will also accept comparisons to Elvis at this time)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Does Cal Wilson’s cat really look like Emma Stone, or does the internet need to take a break?
Cal Wilson Instagram - “I feel like this is earth shattering news that no one is going to cope with.”

Cal Wilson discovers the truth behind the beloved Blinky Bill.

Who The Bloody Hell Are We? | Stream all episodes free on SBS On Demand or Wednesdays on SBS
Cal Wilson Instagram - Controversial triples routine from all three of the siblings. And a result none of us were expecting. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #SingapuraCats CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Funny #FunnyCat #Comedy 

(Video: Pirate and Barnacle the cats watch their younger sister Kipper tussle with a cat tunnel. Pirate gets involved with a bit of inter tunnel wrestling. Barnacle watches aghast, and turns away from Pirate when he re-emerges. It’s all very disquieting)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Australia, who the bloody hell are we? John Safran, Cal Wilson and Adam Liaw are here to find out.

Who the Bloody Hell Are We? | Premieres Wednesday 19 July on SBS and SBS On Demand
Cal Wilson Instagram - A chaotic triples routine from Kipper and the Singapura Brothers this morning. Points off for a controversial move. 

We’re halfway through the @melbcomedyfestival! Only 11 more chances to come and share your irrational aggravations with a validating audience, and/or just do some laughing. 

#MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #Funny #FunnyCat #FunnyCats #CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper

(Video: Kipper the kitten leaping into a big grey t-shaped tunnel, Pirate and Barnacle, also cats, in the background. Pirate lunges at Kipper a couple of times, the tunnel ends up standing on end, like an inverted T, looking vaguely suggestive, before Barnacle tips it over again, and it subsides)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Another Cattesthenics triumph from Kipper and Pirate. 

#CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #FunnyCats #Funny #Singapura #Comedy #Catstagram #Cattesthenics 

(Video: Pirate the cat chases Kipper the kitten behind a cushion, then they both re-emerge to menace each other. Pirate leaves, and Kipper hurls herself about the sofa before burrowing under the couch cover. She remains a suspicious lump until Cal’s hand pulls the cover back, and she does a bit of wallowing (Kipper, not Cal))
Cal Wilson Instagram - Pretty sure I got the @bakeoffau gig because of my natural elegance and grace. 
Tonight it’s CITRUS WEEK. Don’t be a sour puss, join us at 8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge.

#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #Bake #Baking #citrus #lifestyle #foxtel 

(Image one: the Bake Off shed. A brightly coloured Cal looks like she’s about to leap over also brightly coloured @natalie.tran. Cal has a leg flung out, and her two arms stretched ahead of her, like she’s auditioning to be a hood ornament.  Natalie is stylishly perched below, attempting to assist Cal’s flight. 
Image Two: Natalie and Cal stand at a bench, sampling marshmallows on a stick, Natalie looking cool and suave, Cal like she’s only just heard about this thing called eating, and she’s unconvinced)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Pretty sure I got the @bakeoffau gig because of my natural elegance and grace. 
Tonight it’s CITRUS WEEK. Don’t be a sour puss, join us at 8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge.

#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #Bake #Baking #citrus #lifestyle #foxtel 

(Image one: the Bake Off shed. A brightly coloured Cal looks like she’s about to leap over also brightly coloured @natalie.tran. Cal has a leg flung out, and her two arms stretched ahead of her, like she’s auditioning to be a hood ornament.  Natalie is stylishly perched below, attempting to assist Cal’s flight. 
Image Two: Natalie and Cal stand at a bench, sampling marshmallows on a stick, Natalie looking cool and suave, Cal like she’s only just heard about this thing called eating, and she’s unconvinced)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Kipper takes the lead in an entrancing doubles routine with Barnacle. Fewer moves from him but a very grounding presence for the Cattesthenics Ingénue. 

If you’re reading this far, so many excellent shows to see at @melbcomedyfestival. I bloody love this lot: @geraldinequinnofficial, @kirstywebeck, @thenikkibritton.  Queens, all of them ❤️

#StandUpComedy #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #StandUp #Cabaret #MICF #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsofInstagram #Catstagram

(Video: Barnacle the cat sits sadly by his empty bowl. Kipper the kitten is up the enormous cat tree, paws dangling over the edge. We switch back to look at Barnacle, who offerers a look of sad reproach.  Back to Kipper who attempts to take camera, then bats at a ball on a string, before descending from the cat tree. Not pictured, the claw-based trouble she causes next)
Cal Wilson Instagram - ** Updated - @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow.

TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with!

@calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. 

Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other 'management account' or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.
Cal Wilson Instagram - ** Updated - @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow.

TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with!

@calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. 

Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other 'management account' or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.
Cal Wilson Instagram - ** Updated - @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow.

TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with!

@calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. 

Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other 'management account' or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.
Cal Wilson Instagram - ** Updated - @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow.

TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with!

@calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. 

Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other 'management account' or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.
Cal Wilson Instagram - Another thrilling routine from Barnacle, including a controversial Judge’s Assist. Pirate appearing for the maximum allotted time in a singles routine. 

Saw @jamesroque31’s show Badong last night, so funny and charming. He’s here till Sunday, catch him while you can. 
#StandUp #StandUpComedy #MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #Mebourne #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram 

(Video: a lounge room. Barnacle the cat strolls out from behind a couch. He attacks some blankets on a second couch, wearing his big hunting eyes and needle claws. Pirate makes a brief but compelling appearance as a worried onlooker)
Cal Wilson Instagram - A classic doubles routine here from Pirate and Barnacle, in their favourite arena. 

It’s a night off from @melbcomedyfestival for me, but you can catch me on @wiltyau at 9pm on 10 and 10Play. 

#Comedy #StandUpComedy #MelbourneComedyFestival #WILTY #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Cattesthenics #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Funny #FunnyCat 

(Video: Barnacle the cat lying stretched out in the sun. His brother Pirate appears from behind a curtain, they tussle perfunctorily, then Barnacle returns to his repose, and Pirate wanders off to bother someone else)
Cal Wilson Instagram - So excited to introduce you to the twelve fabulous bakers you’ll meet properly when Bake Off kicks off on June 13th.
Every single one of them blew me away with their baking ability, and had me immediately revising my self proclaimed “good baker” status down to “adequate.” 
I reckon you’re going to fall in love with them all, just like the hosts and judges did, as they compete for the title of Australia’s Best Amateur Baker. 

Couldn’t have had a better time working with these delights, and the absolute gems that are @natalie.tran, @rachelkhooks, and  @darrenpurchese 
 
In no particular order, except alphabetical, our bakers are:
ADAM MILLER: AGE: 37, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Communications Manager
FELICITY DOBSON: AGE: 38, STATE: WA, OCCUPATION: Learning and Development Manager
GAVIN TURNER: AGE: 58, STATE: QLD, OCCUPATION: Team Leader
GALYA DISSANAYAKE: AGE: 34, STATE: NSW, OCCUPATION: Channel Marketer
GUILLERMO URRA: AGE: 41, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Flight Attendant
ILONA NICOLA: AGE: 42, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Health Policy Advisor
LAURA FOO: AGE: 26, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Management Consultant
LAURENT LA: AGE: 37, STATE: QLD,OCCUPATION: Sales Assistant
NATALIE LEVY: AGE: 41, STATE: NSW, OCCUPATION: Self-Employed
NEIL HIGGINS: AGE: 42, STATE: WA, OCCUPATION: Scale Technician
REEM EL DAOUK: AGE: 20, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Student
SANDRA WALTER: AGE: 59, STATE: QLD, OCCUPATION: Manager
#BakeOffAU
(Image: an assortment  of beaming men and women in interesting aprons are arrayed in a line in the Bake Off shed, behind a very happy looking Cal, Rachel Khoo, Darren Purchese, and Natalie Tran. Not pictured: the incredible scent of baking the fills the shed, and all the spare bits of cake Natalie and I snaffled)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Barnacle really pulling out some great moves in this challenging Triples routine. 

Last week of the Comedy Festival! Wednesday night, my show will be Auslan Interpreted ❤️ 

#MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #Funny #StandUpComedy #SingapuraCats #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper 

(Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten sits demurely by a fabric cat tunnel, we then see Barnacle inching his way along the carpet on his side. He stops, to spend some quality time looking vacant. Kipper dashes past him, he wriggles a bit, then we see Pirate lurking about on the ottoman. Somehow they make 3 cats seem like a lot more)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Kipper pulling out some classics today, really showing off her raw talent. 

It’s the last Tightarse Tuesday of the Festival! Cheap tickets tonight for lots of shows. Tomorrow is the last Normal Price Wednesday, I Told You We Should Have Gone Last Night. 
Also the final weekend is fast filling up - book now!

#PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #StandUp #Gunny #CatsOfInstagram #FunnyCats #FunnyCat 

(Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten sits quizzically on a tall cat tree. A string with a ball on it dangles in front of her. She gives into temptation and bats it about. We pan down to see Pirate and Barnacle the Singapura cat brothers milling about listlessly. Back up Kipper and she gives the string a chew before trying ro catch the ball more wholeheartedly. She fails, and leaves the cat tree)
Cal Wilson Instagram - It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. 

Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos 
#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO 

(Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 

2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 

3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 

4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 

5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)
Cal Wilson Instagram - It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. 

Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos 
#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO 

(Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 

2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 

3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 

4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 

5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)
Cal Wilson Instagram - It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. 

Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos 
#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO 

(Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 

2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 

3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 

4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 

5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)
Cal Wilson Instagram - It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. 

Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos 
#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO 

(Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 

2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 

3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 

4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 

5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)
Cal Wilson Instagram - It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. 

Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos 
#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO 

(Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 

2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 

3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 

4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 

5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)
Cal Wilson Instagram - Me looking exactly the cat when he’s locked out of the kitchen. 

Dessert week on @bakeoffau tonight and it’s another corker! 
And it’s literally on in half an hour because I forgot to press post about 5 hours ago..
Catch it 8.30 on @foxtelaustralia and @binge 

#GABO #BakeOff #DessertWeek 

(Image. The beautiful Bake Off shed. @natalie.tran is laughing like she doesn’t have a care in the world, while Cal is trapped behind a set of shelves, looking plaintively at something just off camera, odds on it’s a delicious desserty thing she doesn’t deserve)
Cal Wilson Instagram - One from the archives today. A very young Barnacle and Pirate in their first synchronised competition. 

And now, your weekly reminder of all the good things to see at the @melbcomedyfestival! 
Like @wardyaknow @brettyblake @lewgarnham @jbarr_666 @h_arbuthnott and @scoutboxall 

How many people read this far? Comment to receive an “Oooh lovely.”

#MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #StandUp #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #Funny 

(Video: a very young Barnacle and Pirate, they’re still teenage kittens at this point, sitting on an ironing board. They are looking off camera and their heads swing in unison at something unseen. Eventually they both get all weirdy and alert and leave the ironing board. Not pictured, the iron blowing up, like it did last week. Rust in peace, iron. Rust in peace)
Cal Wilson - 37.8K Likes - Vale Cal Wilson. We are devastated to share the news that Cal Wilson, the much-loved stand up comedian, writer and actor died today, surrounded by family and friends in hospital after a short illness.
 
Cal was loved by her family, friends, fans and peers and a huge hole has been torn in the heart of our community.

37.8K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Vale Cal Wilson. We are devastated to share the news that Cal Wilson, the much-loved stand up comedian, writer and actor died today, surrounded by family and friends in hospital after a short illness.   Cal was loved by her family, friends, fans and peers and a huge hole has been torn in the heart of our community.
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Cal Wilson - 18.6K Likes - It’s been a month today since we lost you, my darling Cal.
 
Not a moment passes without Digby and I thinking about you and the amazing, beautiful wife, mother, best friend and human being we have lost. The pain of losing you is something I’ve never experienced, and it’s impossible for me to put into words how Digby and I have been feeling. 
 
Although Digby and I remain in a world that keeps spinning, for us it is world forever changed. You brought light, love, and laughter to us every second of the day. The words, the silly voices, the jokes, and the love. So much love. We miss you so much. 
 
The outpouring of love toward you has floored us. We’d like to thank everyone for their beautiful messages, and for sharing their stories about Cal. These are memories and recollections that we’ll cherish forever, and something Digby can look back on with fondness – and pride - about his incredible Mum in years to come. 
 
We thank everyone for their love and support.
 
Throw those curtains wide.
 
Love,
Chris and Digby

18.6K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : It’s been a month today since we lost you, my darling Cal. Not a moment passes without Digby and I thinking about you and the amazing, beautiful wife, mother, best friend and human being we have lost. The pain of losing you is something I’ve never experienced, and it’s impossible for me to put into words how Digby and I have been feeling. Although Digby and I remain in a world that keeps spinning, for us it is world forever changed. You brought light, love, and laughter to us every second of the day. The words, the silly voices, the jokes, and the love. So much love. We miss you so much. The outpouring of love toward you has floored us. We’d like to thank everyone for their beautiful messages, and for sharing their stories about Cal. These are memories and recollections that we’ll cherish forever, and something Digby can look back on with fondness – and pride – about his incredible Mum in years to come. We thank everyone for their love and support. Throw those curtains wide. Love, Chris and Digby
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Cal Wilson - 3.9K Likes - @calbowilson shares her favourite Australian phrases.

Cal hits Perth’s @therechabitehall stage tomorrow night for one show only. Book your tickets now!
#AustraliasFunniest #StandUp

3.9K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : @calbowilson shares her favourite Australian phrases. Cal hits Perth’s @therechabitehall stage tomorrow night for one show only. Book your tickets now! #AustraliasFunniest #StandUp
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Cal Wilson - 2.9K Likes - @calbowilson shares her favourite Australian phrases.
 
Cal debuts her brand new hour at @adlfringe next week - all about the little things that annoy her. Incorrect grammar. Overconfident inaccuracy. Crocs. Strap yourself in for a night of laughs!
 
📍 Adelaide, @gclaughsfestival, @canberracomedy, @melbcomedyfestival, @sydneycomedyfestival, @briscomedyfest 
 
🎟️ https://comedy.com.au/cal-wilson

2.9K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : @calbowilson shares her favourite Australian phrases.   Cal debuts her brand new hour at @adlfringe next week – all about the little things that annoy her. Incorrect grammar. Overconfident inaccuracy. Crocs. Strap yourself in for a night of laughs!   📍 Adelaide, @gclaughsfestival, @canberracomedy, @melbcomedyfestival, @sydneycomedyfestival, @briscomedyfest   🎟️ https://comedy.com.au/cal-wilson
Likes : 2854
Cal Wilson - 2.1K Likes - Here’s a proper look at the glorious portrait that @andreahuelinartist created. 
I was chuffed to be asked to sit for it, thrilled when I heard it was a finalist in the Archibald and beside myself (at times quite literally) when I heard the news Andrea had won the Packing Room Prize. 
The whole process has been wonderful - I love Andrea’s art, and sitting for her was so much fun. I feel like she absolutely got me. What. A. Joy. 
Thank you for bringing me on your adventure @andreahuelinartist x

(Image: A painting of Cal in a blue top and black pants sitting in an old leather chair, with a shiny pink jacket flung over the arm. Cal has a slightly mischievous expression, 
and is wearing a gluegun headdress, all Christmas baubles and dolls heads) 

Repost @artgalleryofnsw with @use.repost
・・・
🎉 Just announced: The 2023 Packing Room Prize has been awarded to Andrea Huelin for her portrait of comedian Cal Wilson!

Now in its 32nd year, the Packing Room Prize is awarded to the best entry in the Archibald Prize as judged by the Art Gallery staff who receive, unpack and hang the entries. Former Head Packer Brett retired in 2022, passing the baton to the ‘Packing Room Pickers’ – three members of the Packing Room team, Timothy, Monica  and  Alexis, who together selected Huelin’s artwork 'Clown jewels' as the winner.

'Clown jewels' is the first entry into the Archibald Prize for Cairns-based @andreahuelinartist. Huelin painted @calbowilson modelling one of the elaborate headpieces the comedian made at home during the Melbourne lockdowns, crafted using plastic toys, shiny ornaments and a hot glue gun to wear in her lighthearted Instagram videos at the time.

Congratulations to Andrea Huelin, and to all of our finalists in the Archibald, Wynne and Sulman Prizes. All finalists have been unveiled on our website today, and the winners will be announced at noon on Friday 5 May.

💚 The Archibald, Wynne and Sulman Prizes 2023 exhibition opens Saturday 6 May, and tickets are on sale now through the link in our bio.

Proudly presented by @anz_au

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🤡💎 #PackingRoomPrize 2023 winner Andrea Huelin 'Clown jewels' © the artist. Sitter: Cal Wilson #ArchibaldPrize #ArtGalleryNSW

2.1K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Here’s a proper look at the glorious portrait that @andreahuelinartist created. I was chuffed to be asked to sit for it, thrilled when I heard it was a finalist in the Archibald and beside myself (at times quite literally) when I heard the news Andrea had won the Packing Room Prize. The whole process has been wonderful – I love Andrea’s art, and sitting for her was so much fun. I feel like she absolutely got me. What. A. Joy. Thank you for bringing me on your adventure @andreahuelinartist x (Image: A painting of Cal in a blue top and black pants sitting in an old leather chair, with a shiny pink jacket flung over the arm. Cal has a slightly mischievous expression, and is wearing a gluegun headdress, all Christmas baubles and dolls heads) Repost @artgalleryofnsw with @use.repost ・・・ 🎉 Just announced: The 2023 Packing Room Prize has been awarded to Andrea Huelin for her portrait of comedian Cal Wilson! Now in its 32nd year, the Packing Room Prize is awarded to the best entry in the Archibald Prize as judged by the Art Gallery staff who receive, unpack and hang the entries. Former Head Packer Brett retired in 2022, passing the baton to the ‘Packing Room Pickers’ – three members of the Packing Room team, Timothy, Monica and Alexis, who together selected Huelin’s artwork ‘Clown jewels’ as the winner. ‘Clown jewels’ is the first entry into the Archibald Prize for Cairns-based @andreahuelinartist. Huelin painted @calbowilson modelling one of the elaborate headpieces the comedian made at home during the Melbourne lockdowns, crafted using plastic toys, shiny ornaments and a hot glue gun to wear in her lighthearted Instagram videos at the time. Congratulations to Andrea Huelin, and to all of our finalists in the Archibald, Wynne and Sulman Prizes. All finalists have been unveiled on our website today, and the winners will be announced at noon on Friday 5 May. 💚 The Archibald, Wynne and Sulman Prizes 2023 exhibition opens Saturday 6 May, and tickets are on sale now through the link in our bio. Proudly presented by @anz_au __ 🤡💎 #PackingRoomPrize 2023 winner Andrea Huelin ‘Clown jewels’ © the artist. Sitter: Cal Wilson #ArchibaldPrize #ArtGalleryNSW
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Cal Wilson - 1.6K Likes - Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant - your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. 

(Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. 
Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). 
Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. 

Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. 

Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze.

Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one,  Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)

1.6K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant – your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. (Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze. Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one, Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)
Likes : 1599
Cal Wilson - 1.6K Likes - Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant - your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. 

(Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. 
Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). 
Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. 

Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. 

Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze.

Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one,  Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)

1.6K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant – your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. (Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze. Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one, Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)
Likes : 1599
Cal Wilson - 1.6K Likes - Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant - your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. 

(Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. 
Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). 
Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. 

Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. 

Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze.

Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one,  Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)

1.6K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant – your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. (Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze. Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one, Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)
Likes : 1599
Cal Wilson - 1.6K Likes - Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant - your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. 

(Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. 
Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). 
Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. 

Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. 

Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze.

Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one,  Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)

1.6K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Congratulations @geraldinehickey and @cath_southgippslandcelebrant – your wedding was so filled with love and joy and wonderful people, and so absolutely you. So happy I got to be there to share it with you. (Image 1: 3 women standing together beaming. Cath, Bride 1, dressed in a gorgeous white beaded gown she made HERSELF, Geraldine Bride 2 in an incredible pink custom @reignerclothing suit adorned with embroidery and pearls, and a sassy veil. Cal is wearing a pink pinstriped @show_e_official shirt, and black @etalaustralia waistcoat and pants. This wasn’t meant to be a clothing crediting thing, I’ll stop now (except my nifty neck bow thing is courtesy @elenimstyling). Cal is holding a colourfully decorated Wedding album she made and foisted on the Brides. Image 2: 3 beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around beloved mates @thegemmola and @theclairehooper. There’s a lot of great hair going on. Image 3: 3 Beaming women. Cal is in the middle with her arms around darling friends, Ranger Elle and @kirstywebeck. They’re standing next to a mirrored welcome to the wedding sign. Webeck’s boots are similarly mirror glaze. Image 4: 2 women, one beaming, (the lovely @nic_minstergram) other one, Cal, almost growling with the fury of how happy she is to be seeing Nicolette. They are hugging. Cal is winning)
Likes : 1599
Cal Wilson - 1.4K Likes - Oral history suggest that Maori were visiting Australia long before the British colonised it.

Who The Bloody Hell Are We? | Stream all episodes free on SBS On Demand or Wednesdays on SBS

1.4K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Oral history suggest that Maori were visiting Australia long before the British colonised it. Who The Bloody Hell Are We? | Stream all episodes free on SBS On Demand or Wednesdays on SBS
Likes : 1364
Cal Wilson - 1.3K Likes - This amazing portrait by the brilliant @andreahuelinartist just won the @archibaldprize Packing Room Prize! 
I’m completely and utterly chuffed. 

(Video: Cal filming a little video, panning around a crowded gallery, suddenly catching sight of her brightly coloured self immortalised in a painting. AN ACTUAL PAINTING. Its pretty low key, just her dressed up in her finest wearing a glue gun headdress and an expression like a cat that’s about to swat a vase off a shelf)

1.3K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : This amazing portrait by the brilliant @andreahuelinartist just won the @archibaldprize Packing Room Prize! I’m completely and utterly chuffed. (Video: Cal filming a little video, panning around a crowded gallery, suddenly catching sight of her brightly coloured self immortalised in a painting. AN ACTUAL PAINTING. Its pretty low key, just her dressed up in her finest wearing a glue gun headdress and an expression like a cat that’s about to swat a vase off a shelf)
Likes : 1261
Cal Wilson - 1K Likes - Yeah, I was a minxy University saucepot, what of it? 

#throwback

(Image: a 21 year old Cal in a university gown and mortarboard. The gown has a pink and grey drapey bit to either denote what her degree is or that she just really loves Galahs. 
She is wearing a white shirt and a big silver locket. Her hair is completely pulled back and the mortarboard is giving her a pronounced widows peak. 
Behind her is a fully fake fancy bookshelf and some plants, that are supposed to make her look learned and erudite.
Her smile is vague and inoffensive, as if she is not fully into having this photo taken. Which she wasn’t. 
Not pictured, how worried she was about getting the gown back to the hire place without getting charged a late fee)(Every now and then, she thinks about taking her glue gun to the frame, but hasn’t yet)

1K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Yeah, I was a minxy University saucepot, what of it? #throwback (Image: a 21 year old Cal in a university gown and mortarboard. The gown has a pink and grey drapey bit to either denote what her degree is or that she just really loves Galahs. She is wearing a white shirt and a big silver locket. Her hair is completely pulled back and the mortarboard is giving her a pronounced widows peak. Behind her is a fully fake fancy bookshelf and some plants, that are supposed to make her look learned and erudite. Her smile is vague and inoffensive, as if she is not fully into having this photo taken. Which she wasn’t. Not pictured, how worried she was about getting the gown back to the hire place without getting charged a late fee)(Every now and then, she thinks about taking her glue gun to the frame, but hasn’t yet)
Likes : 965
Cal Wilson - 0.9K Likes - What? How did that happen? 

#Kipper #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram Catstagram #TortoiseshellCat #Tortie #CuteCat #CatProtectionVic #CatProtection #Purr #Loud

(Video: a close up of kitten with very green eyes and black and ginger fur. She is gazing at the camera, purring furiously, and making more noise than a kitten of her size should be able to)(Not pictured, the amazing staff at @catprotection, or the rest of their extremely well looked after cats of all ages and brands)

0.9K Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : What? How did that happen? #Kipper #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram Catstagram #TortoiseshellCat #Tortie #CuteCat #CatProtectionVic #CatProtection #Purr #Loud (Video: a close up of kitten with very green eyes and black and ginger fur. She is gazing at the camera, purring furiously, and making more noise than a kitten of her size should be able to)(Not pictured, the amazing staff at @catprotection, or the rest of their extremely well looked after cats of all ages and brands)
Likes : 922
Cal Wilson - 840 Likes - What did the hosts of Who the Bloody Hell Are We? find most interesting about their experiences?

Who the Bloody Hell Are We? | Premieres Wednesday 19 July at 7.30pm on SBS and SBS On Demand

840 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : What did the hosts of Who the Bloody Hell Are We? find most interesting about their experiences? Who the Bloody Hell Are We? | Premieres Wednesday 19 July at 7.30pm on SBS and SBS On Demand
Likes : 840
Cal Wilson - 807 Likes - Throwback to @calbowilson at the 2003 @melbcomedyfestival Gala.
 
Cal is hitting the road with ‘Supposably’, a brand-new hour of stand-up, heading to Adelaide, Gold Coast, Canberra, Sydney and Melbourne this year.
 
🎟️ https://comedy.com.au/cal-wilson

807 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Throwback to @calbowilson at the 2003 @melbcomedyfestival Gala.   Cal is hitting the road with ‘Supposably’, a brand-new hour of stand-up, heading to Adelaide, Gold Coast, Canberra, Sydney and Melbourne this year.   🎟️ https://comedy.com.au/cal-wilson
Likes : 807
Cal Wilson - 756 Likes - What a start to 2023. 

#CatsOfInstagram #HappyNewYear #Catstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #CatLover #Funny #NewYear 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is peering anxiously through a cardboard box which has clear plastic over the front of it. He is frantically pawing at the plastic, as if he’s trying to get out. The camera moves around beside Barnacle, showing that his entire body is outside the box and he is absolutely free. The camera moves back to the front of the box and Barnacle starts pawing at the plastic again. It’s bound to be a metaphor for something)

756 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : What a start to 2023. #CatsOfInstagram #HappyNewYear #Catstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #CatLover #Funny #NewYear (Video: Barnacle the cat is peering anxiously through a cardboard box which has clear plastic over the front of it. He is frantically pawing at the plastic, as if he’s trying to get out. The camera moves around beside Barnacle, showing that his entire body is outside the box and he is absolutely free. The camera moves back to the front of the box and Barnacle starts pawing at the plastic again. It’s bound to be a metaphor for something)
Likes : 756
Cal Wilson - 682 Likes - Barnacle’s really getting into his cattesthenics. Also, my show opens in Adelaide on Friday. Do come (if you’re elsewhere in Aus, check the link in my bio for tickets and show info). 
#PirateAndBarnacle #comedy #funny #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #SingapuraCats #commentary #gymnastics #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Adelaide 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is lying on his side, slightly curled in, he stretches and yawns, before curling back into his original position, but this time he’s got his face in the sun. I’m not describing this as well as my voiceover did)

682 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Barnacle’s really getting into his cattesthenics. Also, my show opens in Adelaide on Friday. Do come (if you’re elsewhere in Aus, check the link in my bio for tickets and show info). #PirateAndBarnacle #comedy #funny #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #SingapuraCats #commentary #gymnastics #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Adelaide (Video: Barnacle the cat is lying on his side, slightly curled in, he stretches and yawns, before curling back into his original position, but this time he’s got his face in the sun. I’m not describing this as well as my voiceover did)
Likes : 682
Cal Wilson - 641 Likes - Despite rampant speculation, his name is not Mozzarella. 

(Video: Pirate the cat has sat himself neatly down on top of a pizza box on a kitchen bench. There is no sign of him ever leaving. An accusatory finger comes into frame and points at him. He takes it as an invitation to smear his mouth all over Cal’s hand. Charming) 

#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #Funny #CatsOf Instagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #Comedy #CatLife

641 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Despite rampant speculation, his name is not Mozzarella. (Video: Pirate the cat has sat himself neatly down on top of a pizza box on a kitchen bench. There is no sign of him ever leaving. An accusatory finger comes into frame and points at him. He takes it as an invitation to smear his mouth all over Cal’s hand. Charming) #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #Funny #CatsOf Instagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #Comedy #CatLife
Likes : 641
Cal Wilson - 639 Likes - It finally happened. He listened to me. 

(Video: Pirate the cat is sitting loudly on the coffee machine. When Cal asks everyone ego is not a barista to remove themselves, he gets off the machine and louds off screen. I’m pretty sure this means he’s resigned) 
#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #funny #CuteCat #CatsOfInstagram #catsagram BaristaCats #coffee #CoffeeMachine)

639 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : It finally happened. He listened to me. (Video: Pirate the cat is sitting loudly on the coffee machine. When Cal asks everyone ego is not a barista to remove themselves, he gets off the machine and louds off screen. I’m pretty sure this means he’s resigned) #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #funny #CuteCat #CatsOfInstagram #catsagram BaristaCats #coffee #CoffeeMachine)
Likes : 639
Cal Wilson - 637 Likes - Pillows aren’t supposed to have spikes. 

(Video: a crumpled pillow case lies on the floor, Cal’s hand opens it to reveal a slightly tempestuous Barnacle the cat. As she tries to open the pillowcase for a second time, he unleashes an angry paw. A lightning fast victory, as Cal cedes him sovereignty over the pillowcase.)

637 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Pillows aren’t supposed to have spikes. (Video: a crumpled pillow case lies on the floor, Cal’s hand opens it to reveal a slightly tempestuous Barnacle the cat. As she tries to open the pillowcase for a second time, he unleashes an angry paw. A lightning fast victory, as Cal cedes him sovereignty over the pillowcase.)
Likes : 637
Cal Wilson - 615 Likes - You’ll definitely recognise @calbowilson from the telly - Spicks and Specks, Have You Been Paying Attention? and The Great Australian Bake Off. Don’t miss Supposably at The Rechabite, you’re set for a night of cry-laughing! 

For all intensive purposes, it’s the little things that annoy Cal. Incorrect grammar. Overconfident inaccuracy. Crocs. But is it worth getting worked up over bad parking and loud eaters? Is it possible to turn annoyment into enjoyment?

Thursday 10 August | The Rechabite Hall | Tickets via Megatix

615 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : You’ll definitely recognise @calbowilson from the telly – Spicks and Specks, Have You Been Paying Attention? and The Great Australian Bake Off. Don’t miss Supposably at The Rechabite, you’re set for a night of cry-laughing! For all intensive purposes, it’s the little things that annoy Cal. Incorrect grammar. Overconfident inaccuracy. Crocs. But is it worth getting worked up over bad parking and loud eaters? Is it possible to turn annoyment into enjoyment? Thursday 10 August | The Rechabite Hall | Tickets via Megatix
Likes : 615
Cal Wilson - 611 Likes - Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. 
The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 
8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge 

#GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff
 
(Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. 

Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. 

Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. 

Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the  wedding That Day. 
Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)

611 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge #GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff (Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the wedding That Day. Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)
Likes : 611
Cal Wilson - 611 Likes - Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. 
The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 
8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge 

#GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff
 
(Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. 

Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. 

Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. 

Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the  wedding That Day. 
Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)

611 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge #GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff (Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the wedding That Day. Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)
Likes : 611
Cal Wilson - 611 Likes - Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. 
The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 
8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge 

#GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff
 
(Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. 

Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. 

Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. 

Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the  wedding That Day. 
Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)

611 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge #GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff (Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the wedding That Day. Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)
Likes : 611
Cal Wilson - 611 Likes - Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. 
The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 
8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge 

#GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff
 
(Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. 

Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. 

Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. 

Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the  wedding That Day. 
Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)

611 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Can’t believe it’s the Finale of @bakeoffau tonight! Truly my favourite ever gig. The glorious @maggie_beer returns for a delightful bit of judgery, and our amazing final 3 bake their socks off. 8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge #GABO #BakeOff #Finale #Baking #GreatAustralianBakeOff (Images: 1: five smiling people, dashingly attired, stand at the front of the Bake Off Shed. @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @maggie_beer, Cal, and @natalie.tran. Cal can’t speak for the others, but she is just a little star struck by Maggie, and quite covetous of her amazing orange earrings. Image 2: Natalie and Cal stand smiling with their arms around each other, next to some utterly incredible foliage, in the shed. Cal is wearing a great suit, Natalie, a particularly stunning dress. They look like a fascinating power couple. Image 3: the reverse of the first image: the backs of our intrepid hosts and judges. It’s a sort of poignant goodbye, reflecting that this is the last episode of this season, oh god I’m not ready. Image 4: our mighty final 3 bakers, @ilonabakes, @lozfozbakes, and @whatsadambaking. They have their arms around each other and are standing beneath the foliage festooned arch decorating the shed. It looks so good in there, I wanted to get married again, and have the top 3 cater the wedding That Day. Couldn’t be prouder of these creative, talented, generous, lovely people)
Likes : 611
Cal Wilson - 598 Likes - Just to change it up, some cat talk. 
Come see my show “Supposably,” on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival till April 23 
Filmed at @melbcomedyfestival’s Gala 2023 

#StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #MelbourneComedyFestival #melbourne #StandUp #Supposably

(Video: Cal onstage at the Gala, with a lovely colourful backdrop, but also doing some heavy lifting herself in the colour department)

598 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Just to change it up, some cat talk. Come see my show “Supposably,” on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival till April 23 Filmed at @melbcomedyfestival’s Gala 2023 #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #MelbourneComedyFestival #melbourne #StandUp #Supposably (Video: Cal onstage at the Gala, with a lovely colourful backdrop, but also doing some heavy lifting herself in the colour department)
Likes : 598
Cal Wilson - 596 Likes - I’ve heard of people whose cats don’t go on the table, but I’ve never met them. 
#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #funny #CatLife #CatLover #PetLife 

(Video: Pirate the cat is sitting on a blue and white gingham tablecloth which is on a table. He is literally and figuratively unmoved by Cal’s low level fury. The only thing that gets him off the table is finding something else he’s not allowed to sit on)

596 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : I’ve heard of people whose cats don’t go on the table, but I’ve never met them. #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #funny #CatLife #CatLover #PetLife (Video: Pirate the cat is sitting on a blue and white gingham tablecloth which is on a table. He is literally and figuratively unmoved by Cal’s low level fury. The only thing that gets him off the table is finding something else he’s not allowed to sit on)
Likes : 596
Cal Wilson - 589 Likes - “There’s so much history that I just didn’t know.” Cal Wilson goes beyond the well known Australia and New Zealand stories to find out the true histories between the two countries.

Who The Bloody Hell Are We? | Stream all episodes free on SBS On Demand or Wednesdays on SBS

589 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : “There’s so much history that I just didn’t know.” Cal Wilson goes beyond the well known Australia and New Zealand stories to find out the true histories between the two countries. Who The Bloody Hell Are We? | Stream all episodes free on SBS On Demand or Wednesdays on SBS
Likes : 589
Cal Wilson - 581 Likes - I just want to fold the laundry, but I have too much help. 
#kipper #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #FunnyCat #CatsOfMelbourne #Funny #CouldEveryone 

(Video: an ottoman with a couple of piles of folded washing on it. In the centre is a pair of bright red pyjama pants which look suspiciously full and writhing. Cal’s hand opens the waistband and Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten emerges, her little face filling the screen. She shakes her head, and emphatic purring ensues)

581 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : I just want to fold the laundry, but I have too much help. #kipper #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #FunnyCat #CatsOfMelbourne #Funny #CouldEveryone (Video: an ottoman with a couple of piles of folded washing on it. In the centre is a pair of bright red pyjama pants which look suspiciously full and writhing. Cal’s hand opens the waistband and Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten emerges, her little face filling the screen. She shakes her head, and emphatic purring ensues)
Likes : 581
Cal Wilson - 581 Likes - Well that was very dangerous…. my son and I just had a tour of the @catprotection facility/cat palace in Greensborough. 

They do such an amazing job, looking after and rehoming so many kittens and cats (including some lovely senior ones).
If you’re considering getting a cat of any vintage, you’re absolutely allowed to go and have a browse without an appointment. 

They also run a cat only vet clinic, so you can take yours in for new tyres or a tune up.

We didn’t take this extremely purry kitten home…mainly because she’s waiting to be desexed (but also because another cat requires a unanimous vote, and the household is currently sitting at 2-1. We’re working on it)

(Image: a boy in a red tee shirt holding a tortoiseshell kitten in his arms. They are both staring intently at the camera. Only one eye is visible on the boy, because the kitten is intenting in front of him. They are almost identical in cuteness, only the kitten won’t say “Mum, don’t write that I’m cute”)

581 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Well that was very dangerous…. my son and I just had a tour of the @catprotection facility/cat palace in Greensborough. They do such an amazing job, looking after and rehoming so many kittens and cats (including some lovely senior ones). If you’re considering getting a cat of any vintage, you’re absolutely allowed to go and have a browse without an appointment. They also run a cat only vet clinic, so you can take yours in for new tyres or a tune up. We didn’t take this extremely purry kitten home…mainly because she’s waiting to be desexed (but also because another cat requires a unanimous vote, and the household is currently sitting at 2-1. We’re working on it) (Image: a boy in a red tee shirt holding a tortoiseshell kitten in his arms. They are both staring intently at the camera. Only one eye is visible on the boy, because the kitten is intenting in front of him. They are almost identical in cuteness, only the kitten won’t say “Mum, don’t write that I’m cute”)
Likes : 581
Cal Wilson - 577 Likes - Cat Lady since way back. 

Looking through some old publicity pics. I’m going to say this is 2000/1. 
Publicity shot for my show “Hell Kitty.”
Photo by the amazing @emma__bass (you should check out her stunning floral artworks on her Insta). 
I’ve found an absolute treasure trove, I tell ya. 

(Image: a platinum blonde Cal, 20 years younger, and wearing a little black bonnet with cat ears, dangling a plastic rat from her teeth, doing cutesy claw paws with her hands. She is on a vibrant green background. My one regret is not being able to use it in my passport. 
“We’re not sure if it’s you, could you do the cat hands please?” “Meow” “Welcome to Australia”)

#throwback #comedy #StandUpComedy #Australia #NewZealand #MICF

577 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Cat Lady since way back. Looking through some old publicity pics. I’m going to say this is 2000/1. Publicity shot for my show “Hell Kitty.” Photo by the amazing @emma__bass (you should check out her stunning floral artworks on her Insta). I’ve found an absolute treasure trove, I tell ya. (Image: a platinum blonde Cal, 20 years younger, and wearing a little black bonnet with cat ears, dangling a plastic rat from her teeth, doing cutesy claw paws with her hands. She is on a vibrant green background. My one regret is not being able to use it in my passport. “We’re not sure if it’s you, could you do the cat hands please?” “Meow” “Welcome to Australia”) #throwback #comedy #StandUpComedy #Australia #NewZealand #MICF
Likes : 577
Cal Wilson - 564 Likes - Luring you in on the promise of New Kitten Kipper action….really just plugging my show - you’ve got till midday Wednesday to score $25 Supposably tickets for my run at @melbcomedyfestival. Buy some, and I’ll show you footage of Kipper styling my hair with all of her feet. If that’s not your niche, what about me styling my hair with all of my own feet? Or me styling my own foot hair? I’ve said too much. 
Like I said - $25 tickets till 11.59am Weds, or when allocation is exhausted. (I’m already exhausted from Kipper, and writing this post) 

#micf #comedy #PirateAndBarnacle #AndKipper #comedy #StandUpComedy #Melbourne 

(Video: Cal with Kipper the new kitten winding round her shoulders. The video starts with Kipper pushing off Cal’s face cheek with one hind foot. So graceful. Video ends with Kipper appearing on Cal’s other shoulder, and graciously accepting chin rubs. She is tiny and cute, and so is Kipper)

564 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Luring you in on the promise of New Kitten Kipper action….really just plugging my show – you’ve got till midday Wednesday to score $25 Supposably tickets for my run at @melbcomedyfestival. Buy some, and I’ll show you footage of Kipper styling my hair with all of her feet. If that’s not your niche, what about me styling my hair with all of my own feet? Or me styling my own foot hair? I’ve said too much. Like I said – $25 tickets till 11.59am Weds, or when allocation is exhausted. (I’m already exhausted from Kipper, and writing this post) #micf #comedy #PirateAndBarnacle #AndKipper #comedy #StandUpComedy #Melbourne (Video: Cal with Kipper the new kitten winding round her shoulders. The video starts with Kipper pushing off Cal’s face cheek with one hind foot. So graceful. Video ends with Kipper appearing on Cal’s other shoulder, and graciously accepting chin rubs. She is tiny and cute, and so is Kipper)
Likes : 564
Cal Wilson - 554 Likes - Pirate or Piranha? It’s a close run thing. 
Also, I’m touring my new show Supposably in the next few months starting with Adelaide in March, and I’d love to see you there. Ticket /info link in bio. It’s not going to be all about cats, but inevitably there will be some cat content (and some cat discontent). 

#comedy #Adelaide #Brisbane #Melbourne #Sydney #Canberra #SingapuraCat #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #StandUpComedy 

(Video: A sunny day, we are inside an enclosed verandah but we can see a sunny day and greenery outside. Pirate the cat is lying on a chair on a big blue and white cushion, indolently biting Cal’s left foot. The camera swings, and we see Barnacle the cat approaching over the back of the chair, apparently to take possession of Cal’s unattended right one)

554 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Pirate or Piranha? It’s a close run thing. Also, I’m touring my new show Supposably in the next few months starting with Adelaide in March, and I’d love to see you there. Ticket /info link in bio. It’s not going to be all about cats, but inevitably there will be some cat content (and some cat discontent). #comedy #Adelaide #Brisbane #Melbourne #Sydney #Canberra #SingapuraCat #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #StandUpComedy (Video: A sunny day, we are inside an enclosed verandah but we can see a sunny day and greenery outside. Pirate the cat is lying on a chair on a big blue and white cushion, indolently biting Cal’s left foot. The camera swings, and we see Barnacle the cat approaching over the back of the chair, apparently to take possession of Cal’s unattended right one)
Likes : 554
Cal Wilson - 526 Likes - When I first moved to Australia 20 years ago, I hadn’t got my head around where everything was, so I thought Perth was up the top in a Darwin-esque sort of direction. 

I also thought the AFL contained so many teams, no one would notice if I said I barracked for the Caloundra Sea Bats. 

Rest assured Perth, I know where you are now, and I’ll be there this Thursday night with my show Supposably. Ticket link in my bio. 

Carn the Sea Bats!

#comedy #perth #StandUp #WA #supposably 

(Image: a map of Australia, all in black. Where Perth is, to the far left of the pic is a green road sign that says PERTH. Up the top of the map, near Darwin is a shaky red arrow and the words Not Perth. It’s very hard to draw on a screen neatly with your finger it turns out.)

526 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : When I first moved to Australia 20 years ago, I hadn’t got my head around where everything was, so I thought Perth was up the top in a Darwin-esque sort of direction. I also thought the AFL contained so many teams, no one would notice if I said I barracked for the Caloundra Sea Bats. Rest assured Perth, I know where you are now, and I’ll be there this Thursday night with my show Supposably. Ticket link in my bio. Carn the Sea Bats! #comedy #perth #StandUp #WA #supposably (Image: a map of Australia, all in black. Where Perth is, to the far left of the pic is a green road sign that says PERTH. Up the top of the map, near Darwin is a shaky red arrow and the words Not Perth. It’s very hard to draw on a screen neatly with your finger it turns out.)
Likes : 526
Cal Wilson - 514 Likes - A solo Cattesthenics routine from Kipper today. The work she’s been putting in is really starting to show. #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #FunnyCat #FunnyCats #Funny #Cat #CatLovers #Cattesthenics 

(Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten is lounging about on a couch. She waves her various legs about before ending in a huge stretch that demonstrates how unfeasibly long she is for such a small cat. She unrolls like a tape measure. It’s practically illegal that the commentator didn’t say “Big Stretch” when she did it)

514 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : A solo Cattesthenics routine from Kipper today. The work she’s been putting in is really starting to show. #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #FunnyCat #FunnyCats #Funny #Cat #CatLovers #Cattesthenics (Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten is lounging about on a couch. She waves her various legs about before ending in a huge stretch that demonstrates how unfeasibly long she is for such a small cat. She unrolls like a tape measure. It’s practically illegal that the commentator didn’t say “Big Stretch” when she did it)
Likes : 514
Cal Wilson - 486 Likes - An excellent time had by all. Such a beautiful (and delicious) spot at @josefchromywines, and such a fun @grapesofmirth gig. Thanks for looking after us so well!

(Image: jubilantly smiling comedians gather round a counter, beautiful greenery in the background, some holding glasses of wine, some waving lavosh. Cal, Mel and Merrick are all wearing exuberantly patterned outfits, Rove and Naz are repping for men who like nice pale blue shirts, with Tommy in a stylish but ill advised black tee shirt and jeans. Not pictured, the relentless sun on the stage that made Tommy absolutely regret his attire)

#Repost @rovemcmanus with @use.repost
・・・
What a time with these mad geniuses at @grapesofmirth in Tassie. @mrstommylittle @melindabuttle @nazeemhussain @calbowilson @merrickwatts

486 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : An excellent time had by all. Such a beautiful (and delicious) spot at @josefchromywines, and such a fun @grapesofmirth gig. Thanks for looking after us so well! (Image: jubilantly smiling comedians gather round a counter, beautiful greenery in the background, some holding glasses of wine, some waving lavosh. Cal, Mel and Merrick are all wearing exuberantly patterned outfits, Rove and Naz are repping for men who like nice pale blue shirts, with Tommy in a stylish but ill advised black tee shirt and jeans. Not pictured, the relentless sun on the stage that made Tommy absolutely regret his attire) #Repost @rovemcmanus with @use.repost ・・・ What a time with these mad geniuses at @grapesofmirth in Tassie. @mrstommylittle @melindabuttle @nazeemhussain @calbowilson @merrickwatts
Likes : 486
Cal Wilson - 485 Likes - A teeny jokette from my @melbcomedyfestival Gala set, and weirdly, also my new show Supposably. Ticket link in bio. 
#StandUpComedy #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #Melbourne #MelbourneComedyFestival #Melbourne 

(Video: Cal in her fave new cartoony country and western, somehow old school sailors’ tattooey, dress, onstage at the Gala. The stage backdrop is bright and colourful, and let’s face it, so is Cal)

Filmed at the 2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Watch the full show on ABC iview.

485 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : A teeny jokette from my @melbcomedyfestival Gala set, and weirdly, also my new show Supposably. Ticket link in bio. #StandUpComedy #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #Melbourne #MelbourneComedyFestival #Melbourne (Video: Cal in her fave new cartoony country and western, somehow old school sailors’ tattooey, dress, onstage at the Gala. The stage backdrop is bright and colourful, and let’s face it, so is Cal) Filmed at the 2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Watch the full show on ABC iview.
Likes : 485
Cal Wilson - 474 Likes - Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! I am so excited for this to be out in the world! 

Join us in the Bake Off Shed from June 13 for beautiful delicious things….and some baking. Part of me wants to put a winking emoji there, but I think we’d both respect me less.

474 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! I am so excited for this to be out in the world! Join us in the Bake Off Shed from June 13 for beautiful delicious things….and some baking. Part of me wants to put a winking emoji there, but I think we’d both respect me less.
Likes : 474
Cal Wilson - 472 Likes - Ma’am, this is a wine rack. I’m going to need to see some I.D.

#PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #Funny #FunnyCat #CouldEveryone #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Comedy #CuteCat 

(Video: a wooden wine rack (@isoking_au) which is empty except for Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten, who is clambering around inside it. It’s an adorable prison, like she’s practicing for the Cell Block Tango scene in Chicago. She eventually pops halfway out, but just as it seems she’s leaving, she stops to have a think. Pop six squish uh uh Cicero Lipschitz)

472 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Ma’am, this is a wine rack. I’m going to need to see some I.D. #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #Funny #FunnyCat #CouldEveryone #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Comedy #CuteCat (Video: a wooden wine rack (@isoking_au) which is empty except for Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten, who is clambering around inside it. It’s an adorable prison, like she’s practicing for the Cell Block Tango scene in Chicago. She eventually pops halfway out, but just as it seems she’s leaving, she stops to have a think. Pop six squish uh uh Cicero Lipschitz)
Likes : 472
Cal Wilson - 469 Likes - Competition’s hotting up for Barnacle, but he wants to recommend @theclairehooper and @thenikkibritton’s show at the Adelaide Fringe right now, as well as @geraldinehickey, @kirstywebeck and @lizzyhoo’s shows in the @melbcomedyfestival (Hooper and Britten will also be there too). For some reason he’s not plugging my Adelaide season (opens Friday night!) or my MICF run. Maybe it’s because I’m judging his floor routines too harshly. 

@adlfringe @melbcomedyfestival #comedy #StandUpComedy #Melbourne #Adelaide #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #FunnyCat #FunnyCats #Cattesthenics 

(Video: Barnacle the cat lying on his back on the floor. He twitches his right paw and his tail occasionally. His eyes open and close sporadically. To be honest, I’ve done my best descriptive work in the audio. He’s like a little horizontal driver, in a manual car. Not that he’d be allowed to drive, he’s failed his licence)

469 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Competition’s hotting up for Barnacle, but he wants to recommend @theclairehooper and @thenikkibritton’s show at the Adelaide Fringe right now, as well as @geraldinehickey, @kirstywebeck and @lizzyhoo’s shows in the @melbcomedyfestival (Hooper and Britten will also be there too). For some reason he’s not plugging my Adelaide season (opens Friday night!) or my MICF run. Maybe it’s because I’m judging his floor routines too harshly. @adlfringe @melbcomedyfestival #comedy #StandUpComedy #Melbourne #Adelaide #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #FunnyCat #FunnyCats #Cattesthenics (Video: Barnacle the cat lying on his back on the floor. He twitches his right paw and his tail occasionally. His eyes open and close sporadically. To be honest, I’ve done my best descriptive work in the audio. He’s like a little horizontal driver, in a manual car. Not that he’d be allowed to drive, he’s failed his licence)
Likes : 469
Cal Wilson - 459 Likes - Barnacle in a return to form in his solo cupboard routine. 

It’s @melbcomedyfestival time, and what better way to promote my show than make you watch another cattesthenics video? 

Today’s recommendations are @theclairehooper, @prueblakecomedy, Doctor Brown, and @lewgarnham. I’ll probably repeat myself with some of these, because I love them, and I’m prone to forgetfulness. NOT TRUE. What was your name again? 

#StandUpComedy #MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #comedy #Supposably #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfIntstagram #Funny 

(Video: Barnacle the cat on top of the fridge. He reverses to give himself room to open the cupboard above the fridge. He clambers in, the door closes on the top of his tail, which then vanishes. 
We see Cal’s hand knock on the cupboard twice, and then just open it. Barnacle steps out onto the fridge. Cal blames him for the untidiness of the cupboard)

459 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Barnacle in a return to form in his solo cupboard routine. It’s @melbcomedyfestival time, and what better way to promote my show than make you watch another cattesthenics video? Today’s recommendations are @theclairehooper, @prueblakecomedy, Doctor Brown, and @lewgarnham. I’ll probably repeat myself with some of these, because I love them, and I’m prone to forgetfulness. NOT TRUE. What was your name again? #StandUpComedy #MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #comedy #Supposably #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfIntstagram #Funny (Video: Barnacle the cat on top of the fridge. He reverses to give himself room to open the cupboard above the fridge. He clambers in, the door closes on the top of his tail, which then vanishes. We see Cal’s hand knock on the cupboard twice, and then just open it. Barnacle steps out onto the fridge. Cal blames him for the untidiness of the cupboard)
Likes : 459
Cal Wilson - 440 Likes - No Cattesthenics today, instead an Exhibition Match of Mixed Genre Catball. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #FunnyCats #Cattesthenics #Funny #Comedy #Sports #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram 

(Video: Barnacle the cat looks fixedly at a pink pompom. It is thrown in the air, he bats at it, then Pirate, his brother, appears, and grabs the ball, skittering about, before knocking it into a cat tunnel, and following. Frenzied tunnel movement ensues before Pirate and the pompom emerge again. Against all odds, Pirate knocks the pompom into an empty glass lying on its side. Kipper emerges to check it out, as Barnacle rolls the glass with his paw. The pompom falls out but Barnacle fails to do anything significant with it, before stalking towards the camera. Kipper dithers in the background. All in all a successful day)

440 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : No Cattesthenics today, instead an Exhibition Match of Mixed Genre Catball. #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #FunnyCats #Cattesthenics #Funny #Comedy #Sports #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram (Video: Barnacle the cat looks fixedly at a pink pompom. It is thrown in the air, he bats at it, then Pirate, his brother, appears, and grabs the ball, skittering about, before knocking it into a cat tunnel, and following. Frenzied tunnel movement ensues before Pirate and the pompom emerge again. Against all odds, Pirate knocks the pompom into an empty glass lying on its side. Kipper emerges to check it out, as Barnacle rolls the glass with his paw. The pompom falls out but Barnacle fails to do anything significant with it, before stalking towards the camera. Kipper dithers in the background. All in all a successful day)
Likes : 440
Cal Wilson - 433 Likes - A more lyrical style of Cattesthenics today, devised and choreographed by Barnacle. 

#CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacle PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #cattesthenics #FunnyCats #Funny #Cat #CatLover 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is firmly asleep on a crumpled but colourful doona. The camera glances across to find Kipper the cat sitting sentry. The camera glides back over the snoozing Barnacle, and alights on Pirate who is also sitting guard, but looking more annoyed. There’s a lot going on, for not a lot going on)

433 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : A more lyrical style of Cattesthenics today, devised and choreographed by Barnacle. #CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacle PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #cattesthenics #FunnyCats #Funny #Cat #CatLover (Video: Barnacle the cat is firmly asleep on a crumpled but colourful doona. The camera glances across to find Kipper the cat sitting sentry. The camera glides back over the snoozing Barnacle, and alights on Pirate who is also sitting guard, but looking more annoyed. There’s a lot going on, for not a lot going on)
Likes : 433
Cal Wilson - 414 Likes - Kipper would like you to buy tickets to my show. 

Melbourne, Sydney, Canberra, Brisbane all on sale. Ticket link in bio. 
#melbourne #sydney #adelaide #canberra #brisbane #comedy #StandUpComedy #StandUp #ComedyFestival #TortoiseshellCat #kipper #PirateAndBarnacle 

(Image: Kipper, a tortoiseshell kitten sits inside what looks like a crocheted rainbow hat, but is in fact a cat cosy, created by @kittyflanagan for Pirate and Barnacle when they were small. Kipper fits in it perfectly. She is resting her chin on the edge, and regarding the camera with green eyes. She is looks demure and almost mournful, like a young Princess Diana in kitten form. Not pictured, Kipper’s determination to climb every screen door in the house)

414 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Kipper would like you to buy tickets to my show. Melbourne, Sydney, Canberra, Brisbane all on sale. Ticket link in bio. #melbourne #sydney #adelaide #canberra #brisbane #comedy #StandUpComedy #StandUp #ComedyFestival #TortoiseshellCat #kipper #PirateAndBarnacle (Image: Kipper, a tortoiseshell kitten sits inside what looks like a crocheted rainbow hat, but is in fact a cat cosy, created by @kittyflanagan for Pirate and Barnacle when they were small. Kipper fits in it perfectly. She is resting her chin on the edge, and regarding the camera with green eyes. She is looks demure and almost mournful, like a young Princess Diana in kitten form. Not pictured, Kipper’s determination to climb every screen door in the house)
Likes : 414
Cal Wilson - 408 Likes - I could keep plugging my new festival show Supposably, (ticket info in bio) but wouldn’t you rather watch Barnacle complete a perfect Floor Zombie, transitioning straight into a Lightning Rotisserie? 

#CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Funny #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #MelbourneComedyFestival #MelbourneInternationalComedyFestival #SingapuraCats #FunnyCats #Cat #CatLover 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is lying on his back, front paws in the air, half under a curtain. He flips right side up and disappears fully into the curtain. Suddenly, Kipper the tortoiseshell flips into view chasing a fluffy blue toy. She disappears, and half of Barnacle is exposed. Just his wonderfully chonky rump and lashing tail. The camera looks for the front of him, assuming it’s still attached, and finds his front paws and little nose just poking out from the curtain. Not shown, Kipper returning to swiftly torment him at the tail end)

408 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : I could keep plugging my new festival show Supposably, (ticket info in bio) but wouldn’t you rather watch Barnacle complete a perfect Floor Zombie, transitioning straight into a Lightning Rotisserie? #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Funny #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #MelbourneComedyFestival #MelbourneInternationalComedyFestival #SingapuraCats #FunnyCats #Cat #CatLover (Video: Barnacle the cat is lying on his back, front paws in the air, half under a curtain. He flips right side up and disappears fully into the curtain. Suddenly, Kipper the tortoiseshell flips into view chasing a fluffy blue toy. She disappears, and half of Barnacle is exposed. Just his wonderfully chonky rump and lashing tail. The camera looks for the front of him, assuming it’s still attached, and finds his front paws and little nose just poking out from the curtain. Not shown, Kipper returning to swiftly torment him at the tail end)
Likes : 408
Cal Wilson - 407 Likes - Barnacle using one of his favourite apparatus - the full drawer. As always, his routines are full of old favourites, and surprises. 

It’s a big old week. Had a smashing time in the Gold Coast tonight - @hotagc is such a great venue, and the audience was a delight. On to Canberra on Saturday! 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is surging around in an open drawer (previously a closed drawer, which he opened himself). He looks around a bit before vaguely pawing some tee shirts, before dismounting onto the floor, and moving on with his life)

407 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Barnacle using one of his favourite apparatus – the full drawer. As always, his routines are full of old favourites, and surprises. It’s a big old week. Had a smashing time in the Gold Coast tonight – @hotagc is such a great venue, and the audience was a delight. On to Canberra on Saturday! (Video: Barnacle the cat is surging around in an open drawer (previously a closed drawer, which he opened himself). He looks around a bit before vaguely pawing some tee shirts, before dismounting onto the floor, and moving on with his life)
Likes : 407
Cal Wilson - 406 Likes - A routine tinged with melancholy today, from the three siblings. 

#cattesthenics #SingapuraCat #FunnyCats #CatsOfInstagram #Catsagram #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper 

(Video: Barnacle the cat sitting on the couch ardently washing his stomach, the camera moves to Pirate the cat on the ottoman. He is tucked up in the position commonly known as Loaf, but in this household known as Hen. We cross back to Barnacle, who has a mournful expression. Kipper the kitten appears in the background before rocketing across the couch. We leave Barnacle bemused)

406 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : A routine tinged with melancholy today, from the three siblings. #cattesthenics #SingapuraCat #FunnyCats #CatsOfInstagram #Catsagram #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper (Video: Barnacle the cat sitting on the couch ardently washing his stomach, the camera moves to Pirate the cat on the ottoman. He is tucked up in the position commonly known as Loaf, but in this household known as Hen. We cross back to Barnacle, who has a mournful expression. Kipper the kitten appears in the background before rocketing across the couch. We leave Barnacle bemused)
Likes : 406
Cal Wilson - 401 Likes - If you’re celebrating Mardi Gras tonight, have the best time. Blowing a kiss to all my LGBTQI  folks x 
❤️🧡💛💚💙🖤🤎🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
#MardiGras #mardigras2023 #lgbtqi #love #pride #Kipper #PirateAndBarnacle

(Video: Kipper the kitten in a rainbow coloured cat cosy. It looks a bit like a hat your Gran knitted without knowing your head size, and made it a bit bigger, just in case. Kipper sits up in the cosy, then subsides back down into it like she’s the filling in a crocheted burrito. She’s clearly too young and feline to take part in the celebrations, but she’s all for it)

401 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : If you’re celebrating Mardi Gras tonight, have the best time. Blowing a kiss to all my LGBTQI folks x ❤️🧡💛💚💙🖤🤎🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #MardiGras #mardigras2023 #lgbtqi #love #pride #Kipper #PirateAndBarnacle (Video: Kipper the kitten in a rainbow coloured cat cosy. It looks a bit like a hat your Gran knitted without knowing your head size, and made it a bit bigger, just in case. Kipper sits up in the cosy, then subsides back down into it like she’s the filling in a crocheted burrito. She’s clearly too young and feline to take part in the celebrations, but she’s all for it)
Likes : 401
Cal Wilson - 398 Likes - Pirate in a solo work today. Understated, fast paced, pure elegance. 

I saw @garrythestarr’s show last night at @comedyrepublicmelb. I have yet to recover. So gloriously Funny. Proper knee clutchingly hilarious. Go see it. 

#MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #comedy #funny #SingapuraCats #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram 

(Video: Pirate the cat lying on a blanket that absolutely never used to be that hairy, on top of a chest of drawers. He agitatedly rustles round on the blanket, swatting Cal’s hand away, like a defender at the castle battlements. How reflexes are frighteningly lightning. His pupils are enormous, or as it’s commonly known - he has his Hunting Eyes on)

398 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Pirate in a solo work today. Understated, fast paced, pure elegance. I saw @garrythestarr’s show last night at @comedyrepublicmelb. I have yet to recover. So gloriously Funny. Proper knee clutchingly hilarious. Go see it. #MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #comedy #funny #SingapuraCats #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram (Video: Pirate the cat lying on a blanket that absolutely never used to be that hairy, on top of a chest of drawers. He agitatedly rustles round on the blanket, swatting Cal’s hand away, like a defender at the castle battlements. How reflexes are frighteningly lightning. His pupils are enormous, or as it’s commonly known – he has his Hunting Eyes on)
Likes : 398
Cal Wilson - 397 Likes - All right, you Cake Hounds and Biscuit Supporters! @bakeoffau starts tomorrow on @foxtel at 8.30pm. 

Can’t wait for you to get to know our 12 fabulous bakers, and fall in love with my delightful cake mates @rachelkhooks, @darrenpurchese and @natalie.tran

(Image: The Bake Off Shed, a glowing magical place with colourful bunting draped about. 
Four extremely happy, and well dressed, people stand together, smiling: @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran. They are aglow with excitement and the promise of exquisite bakes to come. 
Not pictured: the skill and speed with which Cal can liberate a biscuit from a baker’s bench) 

Hair and Make Up @juliecooper_makeup 
Styling @elenimstyling 

#GABO #BakeOffAu #Foxtel

397 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : All right, you Cake Hounds and Biscuit Supporters! @bakeoffau starts tomorrow on @foxtel at 8.30pm. Can’t wait for you to get to know our 12 fabulous bakers, and fall in love with my delightful cake mates @rachelkhooks, @darrenpurchese and @natalie.tran (Image: The Bake Off Shed, a glowing magical place with colourful bunting draped about. Four extremely happy, and well dressed, people stand together, smiling: @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran. They are aglow with excitement and the promise of exquisite bakes to come. Not pictured: the skill and speed with which Cal can liberate a biscuit from a baker’s bench) Hair and Make Up @juliecooper_makeup Styling @elenimstyling #GABO #BakeOffAu #Foxtel
Likes : 397
Cal Wilson - 394 Likes - Barnacle with an entirely Face Work based routine here. Subtle, elegant, everything we’ve come to expect of him. 

It’s Easter Weekend! The perfect time for taking in some shows at @melbcomedyfestival. So many absolute diamonds to check out: kirstywebeck, @theclairehooper, @bronwynkuss, @aliterative, @gracejarvisohno, @christineryancomedy, @lauradaviscomic, @gabbiboltofficial, @bronlewisyep

#StandUpComedy #MICF #Comedy #StandUp #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #CatsOfInstagram #funny #Catstagram 

(Video: Barnacle in a cat bed, dozing. He opens his eyes briefly, then turns his head to look down the barrel. He looks very Owl-y today. Maybe why he was so sleepy in the daytime)

394 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Barnacle with an entirely Face Work based routine here. Subtle, elegant, everything we’ve come to expect of him. It’s Easter Weekend! The perfect time for taking in some shows at @melbcomedyfestival. So many absolute diamonds to check out: kirstywebeck, @theclairehooper, @bronwynkuss, @aliterative, @gracejarvisohno, @christineryancomedy, @lauradaviscomic, @gabbiboltofficial, @bronlewisyep #StandUpComedy #MICF #Comedy #StandUp #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #CatsOfInstagram #funny #Catstagram (Video: Barnacle in a cat bed, dozing. He opens his eyes briefly, then turns his head to look down the barrel. He looks very Owl-y today. Maybe why he was so sleepy in the daytime)
Likes : 394
Cal Wilson - 394 Likes - @theclairehooper and I are clearly in an alt-country band, that serves up blistering lyrics and toe tappin’ tunes, but we’re also comedians at @melbcomedyfestival, who have shows on, that start this Thursday. We’d love you to come to our shows (stand up and imaginary) Ticket links in our bios. 

#MICF #ComedyFestival #Melbourne #StandUpComedy #StandUp #Comedy #Supposably

(Image: Cal and Claire stand together on a sweeping staircase. Claire is wearing a glowing smile and an incredible pale lavender suit with zebras all over it. It’s proper magical. She is also wearing cute white sneakers that would be covered in scuff marks and dirt, if they were Cal’s. 
Speaking of Cal, she is up a couple of steps, leaning on the bannister, has an enigmatic smile on her face, and is wearing a long frock that simultaneously manages to be country and western, and somehow sailors’ tattoo themed. It is white and red and blue with black line drawings. She is also wearing her favourite blue @fluevog boots. 
There’s a lot of pattern going on, and we are here for it)(dress is from @twitchersemporium)

394 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : @theclairehooper and I are clearly in an alt-country band, that serves up blistering lyrics and toe tappin’ tunes, but we’re also comedians at @melbcomedyfestival, who have shows on, that start this Thursday. We’d love you to come to our shows (stand up and imaginary) Ticket links in our bios. #MICF #ComedyFestival #Melbourne #StandUpComedy #StandUp #Comedy #Supposably (Image: Cal and Claire stand together on a sweeping staircase. Claire is wearing a glowing smile and an incredible pale lavender suit with zebras all over it. It’s proper magical. She is also wearing cute white sneakers that would be covered in scuff marks and dirt, if they were Cal’s. Speaking of Cal, she is up a couple of steps, leaning on the bannister, has an enigmatic smile on her face, and is wearing a long frock that simultaneously manages to be country and western, and somehow sailors’ tattoo themed. It is white and red and blue with black line drawings. She is also wearing her favourite blue @fluevog boots. There’s a lot of pattern going on, and we are here for it)(dress is from @twitchersemporium)
Likes : 394
Cal Wilson - 391 Likes - I’ve got a brand new show for you…Supposably

For all intensive purposes, it’s the small things that annoy me, and I cannot wait to discuss them all, in depth, with every single one of you. Failing that, whatever I can squeeze into an hour. 

Ticket links in bio! Great Christmas presents - especially if you’ve already done a scented candle or fancy soap. My other suggestions would be scented fancy soap made of my tickets. 

(Image: a comedy festival poster with Cal on a delicious blue background. She is wearing her lovely grey button up cape, which is sort of giving retro futuristic space nurse vibes. 
She is gazing to the side, at the title of her show which is SUPPOSABLY. 
A word which does not exist, yet is often said. 

Beneath that are the words 2023 Shows Announced 
Adelaide 
Melbourne 
Gold Coast 
Canberra 
Sydney

Not pictured, Cal’s excitement to be bringing a whole new show to all the different places. She has so much to tell you)

#Comedy #StandUpComedy #melbourne #sydney #canberra #GoldCoast #adelaide

391 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : I’ve got a brand new show for you…Supposably For all intensive purposes, it’s the small things that annoy me, and I cannot wait to discuss them all, in depth, with every single one of you. Failing that, whatever I can squeeze into an hour. Ticket links in bio! Great Christmas presents – especially if you’ve already done a scented candle or fancy soap. My other suggestions would be scented fancy soap made of my tickets. (Image: a comedy festival poster with Cal on a delicious blue background. She is wearing her lovely grey button up cape, which is sort of giving retro futuristic space nurse vibes. She is gazing to the side, at the title of her show which is SUPPOSABLY. A word which does not exist, yet is often said. Beneath that are the words 2023 Shows Announced Adelaide Melbourne Gold Coast Canberra Sydney Not pictured, Cal’s excitement to be bringing a whole new show to all the different places. She has so much to tell you) #Comedy #StandUpComedy #melbourne #sydney #canberra #GoldCoast #adelaide
Likes : 391
Cal Wilson - 385 Likes - Guest competitors all the way from Ontario. Siblings Bruce and Gina, competing as @my.jerk.cats put on a stunning show. 

One night off in Melbourne tonight, then on to Canberra tomorrow. Can’t believe @melbcomedyfestival begins next week. So many excellent people to see. Here’s a couple - @christineryancomedy, @sashbomb, and @bronwynkuss  Ok that’s three. But all excellent and hilarious. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #Cattesthenics #Comedy #StandUpComedy #MelbourneComedy #ComedyFestival #CanberraComedy #Melbourne #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram 

(Video: Bruce, a long haired noble looking cat perches on a felt-looking donut. His black and white sister Gina is inside the donut, popping out to have a quick slapping fight with Bruce. They both have lightning reflexes. It is brief but impressive. Gina disappears back inside the donut, Bruce subsides, looking majestic)

385 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Guest competitors all the way from Ontario. Siblings Bruce and Gina, competing as @my.jerk.cats put on a stunning show. One night off in Melbourne tonight, then on to Canberra tomorrow. Can’t believe @melbcomedyfestival begins next week. So many excellent people to see. Here’s a couple – @christineryancomedy, @sashbomb, and @bronwynkuss Ok that’s three. But all excellent and hilarious. #PirateAndBarnacle #Cattesthenics #Comedy #StandUpComedy #MelbourneComedy #ComedyFestival #CanberraComedy #Melbourne #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram (Video: Bruce, a long haired noble looking cat perches on a felt-looking donut. His black and white sister Gina is inside the donut, popping out to have a quick slapping fight with Bruce. They both have lightning reflexes. It is brief but impressive. Gina disappears back inside the donut, Bruce subsides, looking majestic)
Likes : 385
Cal Wilson - 382 Likes - Kipper is an agent of chaos. 
#PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #TortoiseshellCat #funny #CatsOfInstagram #catstagram #SingapuraCats #comedy #florist 

(Video: a smallish golden palm tree in a blue pot. The foliage is shaking violently. It becomes clear that there is a little gremlin face peering about, and little gremlin paws causing disruption in the leaves. It is Kipper the kitten, attempting to scale the plant like a mini King Kong who’s all out of Empire State Buildings. Finally she leaves the pot, walking past some dead fronds that Cal feels compelled to mention in case you pour scorn on her inadequate plant husbandry)

382 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Kipper is an agent of chaos. #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #TortoiseshellCat #funny #CatsOfInstagram #catstagram #SingapuraCats #comedy #florist (Video: a smallish golden palm tree in a blue pot. The foliage is shaking violently. It becomes clear that there is a little gremlin face peering about, and little gremlin paws causing disruption in the leaves. It is Kipper the kitten, attempting to scale the plant like a mini King Kong who’s all out of Empire State Buildings. Finally she leaves the pot, walking past some dead fronds that Cal feels compelled to mention in case you pour scorn on her inadequate plant husbandry)
Likes : 382
Cal Wilson - 379 Likes - From Cat Lady to Cat Woman….
@damiancallinan has been finding photos from Skithouse times. Look at the embryonic people from the olden days. 
(I think this is from a sketch where Catwoman has been going through Batman’s bins and using his garden as a litter tray)

#skithouse #comedy #AustralianComedy #CatWoman #BatMan

(Image: Damian, a man, and Cal, a woman, have sided animal qualities to themselves to become Batman and Catwoman. Damo’s Batman costume is rumpled and his mask is wonky. It’s more Original Batman, than gritty reboot Batman.  He has his arms stretched out. 
Cal’s Catwoman suit is shiny black vinyl with  pretend stitching. Under her mask you can see some extremely early 2000’s eyebrows. She has her paws up like a half hearted cat. Hands. She has her hands up)

379 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : From Cat Lady to Cat Woman…. @damiancallinan has been finding photos from Skithouse times. Look at the embryonic people from the olden days. (I think this is from a sketch where Catwoman has been going through Batman’s bins and using his garden as a litter tray) #skithouse #comedy #AustralianComedy #CatWoman #BatMan (Image: Damian, a man, and Cal, a woman, have sided animal qualities to themselves to become Batman and Catwoman. Damo’s Batman costume is rumpled and his mask is wonky. It’s more Original Batman, than gritty reboot Batman. He has his arms stretched out. Cal’s Catwoman suit is shiny black vinyl with pretend stitching. Under her mask you can see some extremely early 2000’s eyebrows. She has her paws up like a half hearted cat. Hands. She has her hands up)
Likes : 379
Cal Wilson - 353 Likes - Pirate’s getting compared to beautiful human women again. 

(Video: Pirate the cat sitting (illegally) on a bench in semi loaf position. He is gazing up at the camera with his big round eyes. As Cal says “Anya Taylor-Joy” a cut out photo of her lips, on a stick, appears from the side. It hovers over Pirate’s face. He turns away, unamused)
#PieateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #AnyaTaylorJoy #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #PetLover #CatLife #Funny

353 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Pirate’s getting compared to beautiful human women again. (Video: Pirate the cat sitting (illegally) on a bench in semi loaf position. He is gazing up at the camera with his big round eyes. As Cal says “Anya Taylor-Joy” a cut out photo of her lips, on a stick, appears from the side. It hovers over Pirate’s face. He turns away, unamused) #PieateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #AnyaTaylorJoy #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #CuteCat #PetLover #CatLife #Funny
Likes : 353
Cal Wilson - 351 Likes - Opened my show last night in Adelaide and it was great. Audience was ace, my venue is beautiful and it turns out I’ve written jokes! Kipper’s also started well in her first ever Cattesthenics routine. #PirateAndBarnacle PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #Comedy #StandUpComedy #Supposably #AdelaideFringe #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram 

(Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten is lying stretched out on a bed. She startles, then stretches and extends her paws. She’s terribly cute, and her exposed tummy looks so inviting, but to touch it means death)

351 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Opened my show last night in Adelaide and it was great. Audience was ace, my venue is beautiful and it turns out I’ve written jokes! Kipper’s also started well in her first ever Cattesthenics routine. #PirateAndBarnacle PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #Comedy #StandUpComedy #Supposably #AdelaideFringe #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram (Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten is lying stretched out on a bed. She startles, then stretches and extends her paws. She’s terribly cute, and her exposed tummy looks so inviting, but to touch it means death)
Likes : 351
Cal Wilson - 339 Likes - Happy Birthday, Digby. 
You are my favourite, you funny, empathetic, energetic, curious, wonderful creature. You constantly amaze and delight us. What better way to start a 14th Birthday, than donuts for breakfast in Osaka? 
(Also, how the hell are you 14 already?)

(Image: Cal’s son Digby stands in front of a Mister Donut shop, laughing, as he looks at his father who is menacing him with a furled umbrella to make him smile. Not pictured, the 100 or so donuts we’d just polished off in the cafe. Of all the beautiful things we ate/experienced/saw, it’s Mister Donut we’ll miss the most)

339 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Happy Birthday, Digby. You are my favourite, you funny, empathetic, energetic, curious, wonderful creature. You constantly amaze and delight us. What better way to start a 14th Birthday, than donuts for breakfast in Osaka? (Also, how the hell are you 14 already?) (Image: Cal’s son Digby stands in front of a Mister Donut shop, laughing, as he looks at his father who is menacing him with a furled umbrella to make him smile. Not pictured, the 100 or so donuts we’d just polished off in the cafe. Of all the beautiful things we ate/experienced/saw, it’s Mister Donut we’ll miss the most)
Likes : 339
Cal Wilson - 336 Likes - An inspiring, somewhat risqué Triples routine from the siblings today, everyone giving it their all. 

#CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #PirateAndBarnacle #Funny #FunnyCats #CatLover #Cattesthenics #Cat 

(Video: Barnacle the cat grappling with a doona/duvet cover, really going to town, Pirate drops by to supervise, before leaving. Kipper appears from under the bed, and attempts to ferret her way inside the doona/duvet cover, while Barnacle paws at her tail. We end on Pirate, now safely ensconced on top of a chest of drawers. He looks away, as if the the antics of other cats and humans leave him bored and indifferent)

336 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : An inspiring, somewhat risqué Triples routine from the siblings today, everyone giving it their all. #CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #PirateAndBarnacle #Funny #FunnyCats #CatLover #Cattesthenics #Cat (Video: Barnacle the cat grappling with a doona/duvet cover, really going to town, Pirate drops by to supervise, before leaving. Kipper appears from under the bed, and attempts to ferret her way inside the doona/duvet cover, while Barnacle paws at her tail. We end on Pirate, now safely ensconced on top of a chest of drawers. He looks away, as if the the antics of other cats and humans leave him bored and indifferent)
Likes : 336
Cal Wilson - 334 Likes - Pirate demonstrating some Box Work today. His ability to switch forms is just amazing. 

Two more shows in Adelaide for me, then on to Canberra and Gold Coast. Tonight while I ate dinner I had my hoodie zipped up to the neck, and my dressed tucked into the bottom of it, to avoid last night’s noodle sauce based incident. It wasn’t glamorous but it was effective. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Funny #Comedy #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #CanberraComedyFestival #GoldCoast 

(Video: Pirate the cat is inside a box with a square hole cut out of it. He keeps emerging with a lightning left hook, slapping at a tv remote that Cal keeps proffering. It’s a bit like Whack-a-Mole if the Mole’s doing the Whacking. He ends up grabbing the remote and hurling it away. A pointed illustration of how he feels about television)

334 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Pirate demonstrating some Box Work today. His ability to switch forms is just amazing. Two more shows in Adelaide for me, then on to Canberra and Gold Coast. Tonight while I ate dinner I had my hoodie zipped up to the neck, and my dressed tucked into the bottom of it, to avoid last night’s noodle sauce based incident. It wasn’t glamorous but it was effective. #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Funny #Comedy #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #CanberraComedyFestival #GoldCoast (Video: Pirate the cat is inside a box with a square hole cut out of it. He keeps emerging with a lightning left hook, slapping at a tv remote that Cal keeps proffering. It’s a bit like Whack-a-Mole if the Mole’s doing the Whacking. He ends up grabbing the remote and hurling it away. A pointed illustration of how he feels about television)
Likes : 334
Cal Wilson - 334 Likes - Just remembering that time I bought a cat blanket that looked like a pizza and Pirate was super disappointed. 

#CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #Pizza #CatBlanket #CatsWhoYell #funny #CatLover #CatLife

(Image: Pirate the cat sits on the couch next to an extremely realistic pizza blanket. Like, it’s really good - absolutely a nice Margarita experience. It’s larger than Pirate (necessarily, otherwise it’d be more of a cat doily than a blanket) and is incredibly soft to the touch. There is an ocean of disappointment in Pirate’s eyes. He stares at the camera with the steady regard of one who has been terribly let down)

334 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Just remembering that time I bought a cat blanket that looked like a pizza and Pirate was super disappointed. #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #Pizza #CatBlanket #CatsWhoYell #funny #CatLover #CatLife (Image: Pirate the cat sits on the couch next to an extremely realistic pizza blanket. Like, it’s really good – absolutely a nice Margarita experience. It’s larger than Pirate (necessarily, otherwise it’d be more of a cat doily than a blanket) and is incredibly soft to the touch. There is an ocean of disappointment in Pirate’s eyes. He stares at the camera with the steady regard of one who has been terribly let down)
Likes : 334
Cal Wilson - 332 Likes - The Singapura Brothers in another tense doubles competition. They’re shaping up well for the Pan Pacifics. 

Gold Coast! I’ll be seeing you Thursday night! And you, Canberra, you’ve got me on Saturday. No cats onstage with me, but there may be some discussion. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Funny #Comedy #StandUpComedy #MelbourneInternationalComedyFestival #MelbourneComedyFestival @melbcomedyfestival #GoldCoast #Canberra 

(Video: Barnacle the cat is staring intently, in a low crouch, at his brother Pirate. Pirate is gazing at nothing, then switches his focus to look at different nothing. Barnacle stalks him across the floor, wiggling his butt, before leaping at Pirate, who backs hurriedly away. Once again, the reality is less exciting than the voice over would have you believe)

332 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : The Singapura Brothers in another tense doubles competition. They’re shaping up well for the Pan Pacifics. Gold Coast! I’ll be seeing you Thursday night! And you, Canberra, you’ve got me on Saturday. No cats onstage with me, but there may be some discussion. #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Funny #Comedy #StandUpComedy #MelbourneInternationalComedyFestival #MelbourneComedyFestival @melbcomedyfestival #GoldCoast #Canberra (Video: Barnacle the cat is staring intently, in a low crouch, at his brother Pirate. Pirate is gazing at nothing, then switches his focus to look at different nothing. Barnacle stalks him across the floor, wiggling his butt, before leaping at Pirate, who backs hurriedly away. Once again, the reality is less exciting than the voice over would have you believe)
Likes : 332
Cal Wilson - 330 Likes - Doubles competition today.  Fierce competition between the brothers. 
#Comedy #SingapuraCats #PirateAndBarnacle #funny #FunnyCats #CatLife #cattesthenics 

(Video: Barnacle gallops out from behind a cat cosy, as Pirate runs at him before lunging into the cat cosy. Barnacle lies on his back, then flips up onto his side. Pirate in his cat cosy looks like a bored cashier in a booth. Not pictured: people on TikTok’s shock that there are two. Wait till they find out about Kipper)

330 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Doubles competition today. Fierce competition between the brothers. #Comedy #SingapuraCats #PirateAndBarnacle #funny #FunnyCats #CatLife #cattesthenics (Video: Barnacle gallops out from behind a cat cosy, as Pirate runs at him before lunging into the cat cosy. Barnacle lies on his back, then flips up onto his side. Pirate in his cat cosy looks like a bored cashier in a booth. Not pictured: people on TikTok’s shock that there are two. Wait till they find out about Kipper)
Likes : 330
Cal Wilson - 326 Likes - Another fine Doubles routine from Pirate and Barnacle. 
In other news, if you’re in Adelaide, you should absolutely check out “Relics” at the Museum. The premise for the exhibition is that Earth has been abandoned by humankind, and Lego mini figs have taken over, building cities in the relics left behind. It’s properly enchanting. Also, my show is on till Sunday night. 
#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #adelaideFringe #StandUpComedy #Supposably (video: Pirate the cat walks over to his brother Barnacle who turns around, sniffs Cals foot, then flomps onto the ground, wordlessly demanding love. I’ve really oversold it in the voiceover)

326 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Another fine Doubles routine from Pirate and Barnacle. In other news, if you’re in Adelaide, you should absolutely check out “Relics” at the Museum. The premise for the exhibition is that Earth has been abandoned by humankind, and Lego mini figs have taken over, building cities in the relics left behind. It’s properly enchanting. Also, my show is on till Sunday night. #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #adelaideFringe #StandUpComedy #Supposably (video: Pirate the cat walks over to his brother Barnacle who turns around, sniffs Cals foot, then flomps onto the ground, wordlessly demanding love. I’ve really oversold it in the voiceover)
Likes : 326
Cal Wilson - 316 Likes - Pastry King and @calbowilson’s colleague on The Great Australian Bake Off, @darrenpurchese joins us on today’s episode with a great story! 

Get it where you get your podcasts and don’t forget to catch up on all 8 episodes! 💜

316 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Pastry King and @calbowilson’s colleague on The Great Australian Bake Off, @darrenpurchese joins us on today’s episode with a great story! Get it where you get your podcasts and don’t forget to catch up on all 8 episodes! 💜
Likes : 316
Cal Wilson - 311 Likes - Big move from Barnacle to start. Controversial in some circles, but he’s known for his bold choices. 

3 shows left in Adelaide, then it’s Gold Coast, Canberra and @melbcomedyfestival. Can’t wait. 
#comedy #StandUpComedy #Funny #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Cattesthenics #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Adelaide #canberracomedyfestival #Canberra #GoldCoast #melbournecomedyfestival #Melbourne 

(Video: Barnacle the cat walking into a woven cane cat cozy, it’s shaped like a sphere with a flat base. He scrabbles around on the cushion before Pirate the Cat tries to muscle his way in too. I’m theory they could both fit if everyone was demure about it, but he’s just too rambunctious about it. He backs out, then tries a second time. Cal’s hand appears, to remove him, with a shocked looking Barnacle peering out of the cosy. Pirate runs past a third time with a fake “I’ll get ya” move. He does, however, not get anybody, and all is right with the world)

311 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Big move from Barnacle to start. Controversial in some circles, but he’s known for his bold choices. 3 shows left in Adelaide, then it’s Gold Coast, Canberra and @melbcomedyfestival. Can’t wait. #comedy #StandUpComedy #Funny #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Cattesthenics #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Adelaide #canberracomedyfestival #Canberra #GoldCoast #melbournecomedyfestival #Melbourne (Video: Barnacle the cat walking into a woven cane cat cozy, it’s shaped like a sphere with a flat base. He scrabbles around on the cushion before Pirate the Cat tries to muscle his way in too. I’m theory they could both fit if everyone was demure about it, but he’s just too rambunctious about it. He backs out, then tries a second time. Cal’s hand appears, to remove him, with a shocked looking Barnacle peering out of the cosy. Pirate runs past a third time with a fake “I’ll get ya” move. He does, however, not get anybody, and all is right with the world)
Likes : 311
Cal Wilson - 299 Likes - If you’re celebrating Christmas today, I hope it’s a happy one, full of loved ones, good food, and laughs. If it’s a difficult day for whatever reason, I’m blowing you a kiss. 

Also, @thesarahmillican makes wonderful Christmas Day company on Twitter with her hashtag #JoinIn - it’s UK Christmas Day, so a bit later for Aus/NZ - but a great thing to be part of, if you need company.

(Video: Barnacle the cat sitting on a bright floral doona cover. Cal’s hand comes into frame holding a tiny Santa hat. She attempts to drop it on Barnacle’s head. He’s having none of it, and rips it from her grasp like the fiend he secretly is. Not pictured, the wine bottle the hat is actually from) 

#MerryChristmas #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #SantaHat #Funny #JoinIn

299 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : If you’re celebrating Christmas today, I hope it’s a happy one, full of loved ones, good food, and laughs. If it’s a difficult day for whatever reason, I’m blowing you a kiss. Also, @thesarahmillican makes wonderful Christmas Day company on Twitter with her hashtag #JoinIn – it’s UK Christmas Day, so a bit later for Aus/NZ – but a great thing to be part of, if you need company. (Video: Barnacle the cat sitting on a bright floral doona cover. Cal’s hand comes into frame holding a tiny Santa hat. She attempts to drop it on Barnacle’s head. He’s having none of it, and rips it from her grasp like the fiend he secretly is. Not pictured, the wine bottle the hat is actually from) #MerryChristmas #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #SantaHat #Funny #JoinIn
Likes : 299
Cal Wilson - 296 Likes - Ooooh is that the June issue of #FoxtelMagazine,arriving in homes right now? Yes, yes it is! 
And it’s only me and me beautiful bakey mates swanning about on the cover, and inside. 

I had the best time working with these three (and our twelve fabulous bakers) what an absolute treat to go to work and laugh all day. Can’t wait for you all to see it. 

#FoxtelMagazine #BakeOffSu #GABO

(Image 1: Cal in an aggressively patterned, but cheerful pink and orange suit. She is standing, arms crossed, between the letters G, B and O, her stance making her legs and body form the missing A. Also visible, how pleased she was with herself for thinking of it. 
Image 2: Four smiling people, (beautifully dressed by @elenimstyling, and delightfully prettified by @juliecooper_makeup ) @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @natalie.tran and Cal. 
Darren and Rachel are leaning on a ladder, surrounded by celebratory balloons. 
Natalie is seated on a gold coloured chair, with Cal behind her, hands resting on the back of the chair, like she might nick it once the photoshoot’s done. (She didn’t, just to be clear))

296 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Ooooh is that the June issue of #FoxtelMagazine,arriving in homes right now? Yes, yes it is! And it’s only me and me beautiful bakey mates swanning about on the cover, and inside. I had the best time working with these three (and our twelve fabulous bakers) what an absolute treat to go to work and laugh all day. Can’t wait for you all to see it. #FoxtelMagazine #BakeOffSu #GABO (Image 1: Cal in an aggressively patterned, but cheerful pink and orange suit. She is standing, arms crossed, between the letters G, B and O, her stance making her legs and body form the missing A. Also visible, how pleased she was with herself for thinking of it. Image 2: Four smiling people, (beautifully dressed by @elenimstyling, and delightfully prettified by @juliecooper_makeup ) @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @natalie.tran and Cal. Darren and Rachel are leaning on a ladder, surrounded by celebratory balloons. Natalie is seated on a gold coloured chair, with Cal behind her, hands resting on the back of the chair, like she might nick it once the photoshoot’s done. (She didn’t, just to be clear))
Likes : 296
Cal Wilson - 296 Likes - Ooooh is that the June issue of #FoxtelMagazine,arriving in homes right now? Yes, yes it is! 
And it’s only me and me beautiful bakey mates swanning about on the cover, and inside. 

I had the best time working with these three (and our twelve fabulous bakers) what an absolute treat to go to work and laugh all day. Can’t wait for you all to see it. 

#FoxtelMagazine #BakeOffSu #GABO

(Image 1: Cal in an aggressively patterned, but cheerful pink and orange suit. She is standing, arms crossed, between the letters G, B and O, her stance making her legs and body form the missing A. Also visible, how pleased she was with herself for thinking of it. 
Image 2: Four smiling people, (beautifully dressed by @elenimstyling, and delightfully prettified by @juliecooper_makeup ) @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @natalie.tran and Cal. 
Darren and Rachel are leaning on a ladder, surrounded by celebratory balloons. 
Natalie is seated on a gold coloured chair, with Cal behind her, hands resting on the back of the chair, like she might nick it once the photoshoot’s done. (She didn’t, just to be clear))

296 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Ooooh is that the June issue of #FoxtelMagazine,arriving in homes right now? Yes, yes it is! And it’s only me and me beautiful bakey mates swanning about on the cover, and inside. I had the best time working with these three (and our twelve fabulous bakers) what an absolute treat to go to work and laugh all day. Can’t wait for you all to see it. #FoxtelMagazine #BakeOffSu #GABO (Image 1: Cal in an aggressively patterned, but cheerful pink and orange suit. She is standing, arms crossed, between the letters G, B and O, her stance making her legs and body form the missing A. Also visible, how pleased she was with herself for thinking of it. Image 2: Four smiling people, (beautifully dressed by @elenimstyling, and delightfully prettified by @juliecooper_makeup ) @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, @natalie.tran and Cal. Darren and Rachel are leaning on a ladder, surrounded by celebratory balloons. Natalie is seated on a gold coloured chair, with Cal behind her, hands resting on the back of the chair, like she might nick it once the photoshoot’s done. (She didn’t, just to be clear))
Likes : 296
Cal Wilson - 293 Likes - A change of mood today for Kipper in her solo routine. #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #Cattesthenics #Zombie #Funny #FunnyCat #Comedy #CatsOfInstagram #catstagram 

(Video:  a close up of the edge where the ottoman is pushed flush against the couch. A black and orange paw suddenly emerges through the crack, claws out, swiping wildly. A tv remote dices with death, as it touches the paw/lethal weapon. The paw hunts about a bit before returning to the depths below. The couch is a dangerous place)

293 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : A change of mood today for Kipper in her solo routine. #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #Cattesthenics #Zombie #Funny #FunnyCat #Comedy #CatsOfInstagram #catstagram (Video: a close up of the edge where the ottoman is pushed flush against the couch. A black and orange paw suddenly emerges through the crack, claws out, swiping wildly. A tv remote dices with death, as it touches the paw/lethal weapon. The paw hunts about a bit before returning to the depths below. The couch is a dangerous place)
Likes : 293
Cal Wilson - 284 Likes - Having just a terrible time with two strangers who accosted me on the street. 
OR NOT. 
The first of many @superhiromelbourne hangs this festival with these beauts, @kirstywebeck and @theclairehooper (missing: @geraldinehickey). 
We all had lovely opening nights, and Lotus Root chips which is the best combination. 

Also saw @rose.y.bishop’s show Feral, which has bonkers hilarious stories and the best description of a greyhound I’ve ever heard. 

Here is another assortment of people you should absolutely see over the weekend: @chrisparker11, @jamesroque31 and @samishahdotcom 
(I was trying to do dudes with numbers at the end of their Instagram names, but Sami’s really ruined that) 

#MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #StandUp #StandUpComedy #ComedyFestival 

(Image: a Close up of Claire, Cal and Kirsty, clustered closely, cheekily charming the camera. Ughh too much alliteration. The three of us, beaming into the camera outside our favourite haunt Superhiro. Behind Kirsty you can read the first half of the restaurant name - it says SUPER, and everything about it really was)

284 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Having just a terrible time with two strangers who accosted me on the street. OR NOT. The first of many @superhiromelbourne hangs this festival with these beauts, @kirstywebeck and @theclairehooper (missing: @geraldinehickey). We all had lovely opening nights, and Lotus Root chips which is the best combination. Also saw @rose.y.bishop’s show Feral, which has bonkers hilarious stories and the best description of a greyhound I’ve ever heard. Here is another assortment of people you should absolutely see over the weekend: @chrisparker11, @jamesroque31 and @samishahdotcom (I was trying to do dudes with numbers at the end of their Instagram names, but Sami’s really ruined that) #MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #StandUp #StandUpComedy #ComedyFestival (Image: a Close up of Claire, Cal and Kirsty, clustered closely, cheekily charming the camera. Ughh too much alliteration. The three of us, beaming into the camera outside our favourite haunt Superhiro. Behind Kirsty you can read the first half of the restaurant name – it says SUPER, and everything about it really was)
Likes : 284
Cal Wilson - 284 Likes - Another challenging day in the cattesthenics tournament. Doubles, again, and the pressure is on. 
Meanwhile, another sold out show for me in Adelaide, and just a beautiful old Fringe time. Saw Babz world tour with @spankie_jackzon, @kweenkongofficial and @hannahcondaofficial and it gave me LIFE. If you’re in Adelaide, go see it. Glorious. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #BabzWorldTour

(Video: Barnacle the cat is getting info a recyclable shopping bag, his tail hanging out, lashing. Pirate, his brother is hiding down the side of the sofa. As Barnacle fully enters the bag, Pirate lunges as it, attacking the lumpen bag with his paws. Barnacle shoots out, getting a bag handle round his neck which Cal removes. Pirate takes up position by the window, like he doesn’t even care. Barnacle turns around and goes back into his bag. All is right with the world.

284 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Another challenging day in the cattesthenics tournament. Doubles, again, and the pressure is on. Meanwhile, another sold out show for me in Adelaide, and just a beautiful old Fringe time. Saw Babz world tour with @spankie_jackzon, @kweenkongofficial and @hannahcondaofficial and it gave me LIFE. If you’re in Adelaide, go see it. Glorious. #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #StandUpComedy #AdelaideFringe #BabzWorldTour (Video: Barnacle the cat is getting info a recyclable shopping bag, his tail hanging out, lashing. Pirate, his brother is hiding down the side of the sofa. As Barnacle fully enters the bag, Pirate lunges as it, attacking the lumpen bag with his paws. Barnacle shoots out, getting a bag handle round his neck which Cal removes. Pirate takes up position by the window, like he doesn’t even care. Barnacle turns around and goes back into his bag. All is right with the world.
Likes : 284
Cal Wilson - 281 Likes - An energetic doubles routine from Barnacle and Kipper. 

The @melbcomedyfestival is finished! I had a very lovely time, and lots of fun. If you came to my show, thanks so much! And even bigger thanks to everyone who shared an irrational irritation (#mushrooms) 
Sydney, I’ll see you next Friday night, Brisbane, I’ll see you in a couple of weeks!

#SydneyComedyFestival #BrisbaneComedyFestival #comedy #CatsOfInstagram #FunnyCat #singapuracat #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper 

(Video: Barnacle and Kipper the cats wander around the bedroom floor for a bit. Kipper then attacks Barnacle through the net curtain, which horrifies him. He lies down to clean a haunch, she remains curtain-clad, with her front paws out, in case she needs them)

281 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : An energetic doubles routine from Barnacle and Kipper. The @melbcomedyfestival is finished! I had a very lovely time, and lots of fun. If you came to my show, thanks so much! And even bigger thanks to everyone who shared an irrational irritation (#mushrooms) Sydney, I’ll see you next Friday night, Brisbane, I’ll see you in a couple of weeks! #SydneyComedyFestival #BrisbaneComedyFestival #comedy #CatsOfInstagram #FunnyCat #singapuracat #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper (Video: Barnacle and Kipper the cats wander around the bedroom floor for a bit. Kipper then attacks Barnacle through the net curtain, which horrifies him. He lies down to clean a haunch, she remains curtain-clad, with her front paws out, in case she needs them)
Likes : 281
Cal Wilson - 279 Likes - Barnacle modelling his new bok choy cape courtesy @pohlingyeow. 
It’s what he’s wearing to my opening night at @melbcomedyfestival (THIS THURSDAY!)
He’s got his tickets sorted (insisted on having comps in exchange for all the content he gives me) you can get yours at the link in my bio. 

So far my favourite Irrational Aggravations from the audience have been “people at work who say something’s awesome. It’s a PowerPoint. PowerPoints are never awesome,” and from an elderly man “People who say Aggravations when they mean Annoyances.” Yes, it was aimed at me, and no, I’m not sorry.

#Supposably #StandUpComedy. #melbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #MICF #ComedyFestival #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #CatsOfInstagram 

(Image: Barnacle the 
Cat looking pensively off camera. Draped over him, with the top turned back for a collar, is a blanket that looks like a bok choy leaf. It covers him beautifully, including the tail, and cascades into ripples at the sides. It’s very Freddie Mercury in his Royal cape, if Freddie Mercury was a cat wearing a cape that looked like bok choy. Barnacle will also accept comparisons to Elvis at this time)

279 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Barnacle modelling his new bok choy cape courtesy @pohlingyeow. It’s what he’s wearing to my opening night at @melbcomedyfestival (THIS THURSDAY!) He’s got his tickets sorted (insisted on having comps in exchange for all the content he gives me) you can get yours at the link in my bio. So far my favourite Irrational Aggravations from the audience have been “people at work who say something’s awesome. It’s a PowerPoint. PowerPoints are never awesome,” and from an elderly man “People who say Aggravations when they mean Annoyances.” Yes, it was aimed at me, and no, I’m not sorry. #Supposably #StandUpComedy. #melbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #MICF #ComedyFestival #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #CatsOfInstagram (Image: Barnacle the Cat looking pensively off camera. Draped over him, with the top turned back for a collar, is a blanket that looks like a bok choy leaf. It covers him beautifully, including the tail, and cascades into ripples at the sides. It’s very Freddie Mercury in his Royal cape, if Freddie Mercury was a cat wearing a cape that looked like bok choy. Barnacle will also accept comparisons to Elvis at this time)
Likes : 279
Cal Wilson - 278 Likes - Does Cal Wilson’s cat really look like Emma Stone, or does the internet need to take a break?

278 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Does Cal Wilson’s cat really look like Emma Stone, or does the internet need to take a break?
Likes : 278
Cal Wilson - 277 Likes - “I feel like this is earth shattering news that no one is going to cope with.”

Cal Wilson discovers the truth behind the beloved Blinky Bill.

Who The Bloody Hell Are We? | Stream all episodes free on SBS On Demand or Wednesdays on SBS

277 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : “I feel like this is earth shattering news that no one is going to cope with.” Cal Wilson discovers the truth behind the beloved Blinky Bill. Who The Bloody Hell Are We? | Stream all episodes free on SBS On Demand or Wednesdays on SBS
Likes : 277
Cal Wilson - 272 Likes - Controversial triples routine from all three of the siblings. And a result none of us were expecting. 

#PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #SingapuraCats CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Funny #FunnyCat #Comedy 

(Video: Pirate and Barnacle the cats watch their younger sister Kipper tussle with a cat tunnel. Pirate gets involved with a bit of inter tunnel wrestling. Barnacle watches aghast, and turns away from Pirate when he re-emerges. It’s all very disquieting)

272 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Controversial triples routine from all three of the siblings. And a result none of us were expecting. #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #SingapuraCats CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Funny #FunnyCat #Comedy (Video: Pirate and Barnacle the cats watch their younger sister Kipper tussle with a cat tunnel. Pirate gets involved with a bit of inter tunnel wrestling. Barnacle watches aghast, and turns away from Pirate when he re-emerges. It’s all very disquieting)
Likes : 272
Cal Wilson - 262 Likes - Australia, who the bloody hell are we? John Safran, Cal Wilson and Adam Liaw are here to find out.

Who the Bloody Hell Are We? | Premieres Wednesday 19 July on SBS and SBS On Demand

262 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Australia, who the bloody hell are we? John Safran, Cal Wilson and Adam Liaw are here to find out. Who the Bloody Hell Are We? | Premieres Wednesday 19 July on SBS and SBS On Demand
Likes : 262
Cal Wilson - 258 Likes - A chaotic triples routine from Kipper and the Singapura Brothers this morning. Points off for a controversial move. 

We’re halfway through the @melbcomedyfestival! Only 11 more chances to come and share your irrational aggravations with a validating audience, and/or just do some laughing. 

#MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #Funny #FunnyCat #FunnyCats #CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper

(Video: Kipper the kitten leaping into a big grey t-shaped tunnel, Pirate and Barnacle, also cats, in the background. Pirate lunges at Kipper a couple of times, the tunnel ends up standing on end, like an inverted T, looking vaguely suggestive, before Barnacle tips it over again, and it subsides)

258 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : A chaotic triples routine from Kipper and the Singapura Brothers this morning. Points off for a controversial move. We’re halfway through the @melbcomedyfestival! Only 11 more chances to come and share your irrational aggravations with a validating audience, and/or just do some laughing. #MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #Funny #FunnyCat #FunnyCats #CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper (Video: Kipper the kitten leaping into a big grey t-shaped tunnel, Pirate and Barnacle, also cats, in the background. Pirate lunges at Kipper a couple of times, the tunnel ends up standing on end, like an inverted T, looking vaguely suggestive, before Barnacle tips it over again, and it subsides)
Likes : 258
Cal Wilson - 252 Likes - Another Cattesthenics triumph from Kipper and Pirate. 

#CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #FunnyCats #Funny #Singapura #Comedy #Catstagram #Cattesthenics 

(Video: Pirate the cat chases Kipper the kitten behind a cushion, then they both re-emerge to menace each other. Pirate leaves, and Kipper hurls herself about the sofa before burrowing under the couch cover. She remains a suspicious lump until Cal’s hand pulls the cover back, and she does a bit of wallowing (Kipper, not Cal))

252 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Another Cattesthenics triumph from Kipper and Pirate. #CatsOfInstagram #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #FunnyCats #Funny #Singapura #Comedy #Catstagram #Cattesthenics (Video: Pirate the cat chases Kipper the kitten behind a cushion, then they both re-emerge to menace each other. Pirate leaves, and Kipper hurls herself about the sofa before burrowing under the couch cover. She remains a suspicious lump until Cal’s hand pulls the cover back, and she does a bit of wallowing (Kipper, not Cal))
Likes : 252
Cal Wilson - 243 Likes - Pretty sure I got the @bakeoffau gig because of my natural elegance and grace. 
Tonight it’s CITRUS WEEK. Don’t be a sour puss, join us at 8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge.

#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #Bake #Baking #citrus #lifestyle #foxtel 

(Image one: the Bake Off shed. A brightly coloured Cal looks like she’s about to leap over also brightly coloured @natalie.tran. Cal has a leg flung out, and her two arms stretched ahead of her, like she’s auditioning to be a hood ornament.  Natalie is stylishly perched below, attempting to assist Cal’s flight. 
Image Two: Natalie and Cal stand at a bench, sampling marshmallows on a stick, Natalie looking cool and suave, Cal like she’s only just heard about this thing called eating, and she’s unconvinced)

243 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Pretty sure I got the @bakeoffau gig because of my natural elegance and grace. Tonight it’s CITRUS WEEK. Don’t be a sour puss, join us at 8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge. #BakeOff #BakeOffAu #Bake #Baking #citrus #lifestyle #foxtel (Image one: the Bake Off shed. A brightly coloured Cal looks like she’s about to leap over also brightly coloured @natalie.tran. Cal has a leg flung out, and her two arms stretched ahead of her, like she’s auditioning to be a hood ornament. Natalie is stylishly perched below, attempting to assist Cal’s flight. Image Two: Natalie and Cal stand at a bench, sampling marshmallows on a stick, Natalie looking cool and suave, Cal like she’s only just heard about this thing called eating, and she’s unconvinced)
Likes : 243
Cal Wilson - 243 Likes - Pretty sure I got the @bakeoffau gig because of my natural elegance and grace. 
Tonight it’s CITRUS WEEK. Don’t be a sour puss, join us at 8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge.

#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #Bake #Baking #citrus #lifestyle #foxtel 

(Image one: the Bake Off shed. A brightly coloured Cal looks like she’s about to leap over also brightly coloured @natalie.tran. Cal has a leg flung out, and her two arms stretched ahead of her, like she’s auditioning to be a hood ornament.  Natalie is stylishly perched below, attempting to assist Cal’s flight. 
Image Two: Natalie and Cal stand at a bench, sampling marshmallows on a stick, Natalie looking cool and suave, Cal like she’s only just heard about this thing called eating, and she’s unconvinced)

243 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Pretty sure I got the @bakeoffau gig because of my natural elegance and grace. Tonight it’s CITRUS WEEK. Don’t be a sour puss, join us at 8.30 tonight on @foxtel and @binge. #BakeOff #BakeOffAu #Bake #Baking #citrus #lifestyle #foxtel (Image one: the Bake Off shed. A brightly coloured Cal looks like she’s about to leap over also brightly coloured @natalie.tran. Cal has a leg flung out, and her two arms stretched ahead of her, like she’s auditioning to be a hood ornament. Natalie is stylishly perched below, attempting to assist Cal’s flight. Image Two: Natalie and Cal stand at a bench, sampling marshmallows on a stick, Natalie looking cool and suave, Cal like she’s only just heard about this thing called eating, and she’s unconvinced)
Likes : 243
Cal Wilson - 241 Likes - Kipper takes the lead in an entrancing doubles routine with Barnacle. Fewer moves from him but a very grounding presence for the Cattesthenics Ingénue. 

If you’re reading this far, so many excellent shows to see at @melbcomedyfestival. I bloody love this lot: @geraldinequinnofficial, @kirstywebeck, @thenikkibritton.  Queens, all of them ❤️

#StandUpComedy #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #StandUp #Cabaret #MICF #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsofInstagram #Catstagram

(Video: Barnacle the cat sits sadly by his empty bowl. Kipper the kitten is up the enormous cat tree, paws dangling over the edge. We switch back to look at Barnacle, who offerers a look of sad reproach.  Back to Kipper who attempts to take camera, then bats at a ball on a string, before descending from the cat tree. Not pictured, the claw-based trouble she causes next)

241 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Kipper takes the lead in an entrancing doubles routine with Barnacle. Fewer moves from him but a very grounding presence for the Cattesthenics Ingénue. If you’re reading this far, so many excellent shows to see at @melbcomedyfestival. I bloody love this lot: @geraldinequinnofficial, @kirstywebeck, @thenikkibritton. Queens, all of them ❤️ #StandUpComedy #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #StandUp #Cabaret #MICF #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsofInstagram #Catstagram (Video: Barnacle the cat sits sadly by his empty bowl. Kipper the kitten is up the enormous cat tree, paws dangling over the edge. We switch back to look at Barnacle, who offerers a look of sad reproach. Back to Kipper who attempts to take camera, then bats at a ball on a string, before descending from the cat tree. Not pictured, the claw-based trouble she causes next)
Likes : 241
Cal Wilson - 240 Likes - ** Updated - @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow.

TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with!

@calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. 

Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other 'management account' or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.

240 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : ** Updated – @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow. TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with! @calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other ‘management account’ or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.
Likes : 240
Cal Wilson - 240 Likes - ** Updated - @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow.

TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with!

@calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. 

Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other 'management account' or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.

240 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : ** Updated – @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow. TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with! @calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other ‘management account’ or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.
Likes : 240
Cal Wilson - 240 Likes - ** Updated - @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow.

TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with!

@calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. 

Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other 'management account' or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.

240 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : ** Updated – @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow. TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with! @calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other ‘management account’ or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.
Likes : 240
Cal Wilson - 240 Likes - ** Updated - @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow.

TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with!

@calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. 

Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other 'management account' or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.

240 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : ** Updated – @pauline_olsen is our lucky winner ** Need a night out with your bestie? WIN a double pass to Cal Wilson’s Supposably this Thursday and pre-show dinner for two at Double Rainbow. TO WIN tag who you’d like a night of laughter with! @calbowilson heads to The Rechabite this Thursday 10 August. Enter as many times as you like. Comp closes on Tuesday 8 August at 6pm. Winner must reside in WA and be over 18. Not transferable for cash and redeemable only for the show date. Winner chosen at random and announced on stories and by updating this post. Do not fall for any other ‘management account’ or the like who contacts you to say you won. This giveaway is not associated with Instagram or Facebook. Valued at $200.
Likes : 240
Cal Wilson - 239 Likes - Another thrilling routine from Barnacle, including a controversial Judge’s Assist. Pirate appearing for the maximum allotted time in a singles routine. 

Saw @jamesroque31’s show Badong last night, so funny and charming. He’s here till Sunday, catch him while you can. 
#StandUp #StandUpComedy #MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #Mebourne #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram 

(Video: a lounge room. Barnacle the cat strolls out from behind a couch. He attacks some blankets on a second couch, wearing his big hunting eyes and needle claws. Pirate makes a brief but compelling appearance as a worried onlooker)

239 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Another thrilling routine from Barnacle, including a controversial Judge’s Assist. Pirate appearing for the maximum allotted time in a singles routine. Saw @jamesroque31’s show Badong last night, so funny and charming. He’s here till Sunday, catch him while you can. #StandUp #StandUpComedy #MICF #MelbourneComedyFestival #Mebourne #PirateAndBarnacle #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram (Video: a lounge room. Barnacle the cat strolls out from behind a couch. He attacks some blankets on a second couch, wearing his big hunting eyes and needle claws. Pirate makes a brief but compelling appearance as a worried onlooker)
Likes : 239
Cal Wilson - 239 Likes - A classic doubles routine here from Pirate and Barnacle, in their favourite arena. 

It’s a night off from @melbcomedyfestival for me, but you can catch me on @wiltyau at 9pm on 10 and 10Play. 

#Comedy #StandUpComedy #MelbourneComedyFestival #WILTY #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Cattesthenics #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Funny #FunnyCat 

(Video: Barnacle the cat lying stretched out in the sun. His brother Pirate appears from behind a curtain, they tussle perfunctorily, then Barnacle returns to his repose, and Pirate wanders off to bother someone else)

239 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : A classic doubles routine here from Pirate and Barnacle, in their favourite arena. It’s a night off from @melbcomedyfestival for me, but you can catch me on @wiltyau at 9pm on 10 and 10Play. #Comedy #StandUpComedy #MelbourneComedyFestival #WILTY #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCats #Cattesthenics #CatsOfInstagram #Catstagram #Funny #FunnyCat (Video: Barnacle the cat lying stretched out in the sun. His brother Pirate appears from behind a curtain, they tussle perfunctorily, then Barnacle returns to his repose, and Pirate wanders off to bother someone else)
Likes : 239
Cal Wilson - 238 Likes - So excited to introduce you to the twelve fabulous bakers you’ll meet properly when Bake Off kicks off on June 13th.
Every single one of them blew me away with their baking ability, and had me immediately revising my self proclaimed “good baker” status down to “adequate.” 
I reckon you’re going to fall in love with them all, just like the hosts and judges did, as they compete for the title of Australia’s Best Amateur Baker. 

Couldn’t have had a better time working with these delights, and the absolute gems that are @natalie.tran, @rachelkhooks, and  @darrenpurchese 
 
In no particular order, except alphabetical, our bakers are:
ADAM MILLER: AGE: 37, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Communications Manager
FELICITY DOBSON: AGE: 38, STATE: WA, OCCUPATION: Learning and Development Manager
GAVIN TURNER: AGE: 58, STATE: QLD, OCCUPATION: Team Leader
GALYA DISSANAYAKE: AGE: 34, STATE: NSW, OCCUPATION: Channel Marketer
GUILLERMO URRA: AGE: 41, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Flight Attendant
ILONA NICOLA: AGE: 42, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Health Policy Advisor
LAURA FOO: AGE: 26, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Management Consultant
LAURENT LA: AGE: 37, STATE: QLD,OCCUPATION: Sales Assistant
NATALIE LEVY: AGE: 41, STATE: NSW, OCCUPATION: Self-Employed
NEIL HIGGINS: AGE: 42, STATE: WA, OCCUPATION: Scale Technician
REEM EL DAOUK: AGE: 20, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Student
SANDRA WALTER: AGE: 59, STATE: QLD, OCCUPATION: Manager
#BakeOffAU
(Image: an assortment  of beaming men and women in interesting aprons are arrayed in a line in the Bake Off shed, behind a very happy looking Cal, Rachel Khoo, Darren Purchese, and Natalie Tran. Not pictured: the incredible scent of baking the fills the shed, and all the spare bits of cake Natalie and I snaffled)

238 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : So excited to introduce you to the twelve fabulous bakers you’ll meet properly when Bake Off kicks off on June 13th. Every single one of them blew me away with their baking ability, and had me immediately revising my self proclaimed “good baker” status down to “adequate.” I reckon you’re going to fall in love with them all, just like the hosts and judges did, as they compete for the title of Australia’s Best Amateur Baker. Couldn’t have had a better time working with these delights, and the absolute gems that are @natalie.tran, @rachelkhooks, and @darrenpurchese In no particular order, except alphabetical, our bakers are: ADAM MILLER: AGE: 37, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Communications Manager FELICITY DOBSON: AGE: 38, STATE: WA, OCCUPATION: Learning and Development Manager GAVIN TURNER: AGE: 58, STATE: QLD, OCCUPATION: Team Leader GALYA DISSANAYAKE: AGE: 34, STATE: NSW, OCCUPATION: Channel Marketer GUILLERMO URRA: AGE: 41, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Flight Attendant ILONA NICOLA: AGE: 42, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Health Policy Advisor LAURA FOO: AGE: 26, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Management Consultant LAURENT LA: AGE: 37, STATE: QLD,OCCUPATION: Sales Assistant NATALIE LEVY: AGE: 41, STATE: NSW, OCCUPATION: Self-Employed NEIL HIGGINS: AGE: 42, STATE: WA, OCCUPATION: Scale Technician REEM EL DAOUK: AGE: 20, STATE: VIC, OCCUPATION: Student SANDRA WALTER: AGE: 59, STATE: QLD, OCCUPATION: Manager #BakeOffAU (Image: an assortment of beaming men and women in interesting aprons are arrayed in a line in the Bake Off shed, behind a very happy looking Cal, Rachel Khoo, Darren Purchese, and Natalie Tran. Not pictured: the incredible scent of baking the fills the shed, and all the spare bits of cake Natalie and I snaffled)
Likes : 238
Cal Wilson - 235 Likes - Barnacle really pulling out some great moves in this challenging Triples routine. 

Last week of the Comedy Festival! Wednesday night, my show will be Auslan Interpreted ❤️ 

#MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #Funny #StandUpComedy #SingapuraCats #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper 

(Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten sits demurely by a fabric cat tunnel, we then see Barnacle inching his way along the carpet on his side. He stops, to spend some quality time looking vacant. Kipper dashes past him, he wriggles a bit, then we see Pirate lurking about on the ottoman. Somehow they make 3 cats seem like a lot more)

235 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Barnacle really pulling out some great moves in this challenging Triples routine. Last week of the Comedy Festival! Wednesday night, my show will be Auslan Interpreted ❤️ #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #Funny #StandUpComedy #SingapuraCats #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper (Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten sits demurely by a fabric cat tunnel, we then see Barnacle inching his way along the carpet on his side. He stops, to spend some quality time looking vacant. Kipper dashes past him, he wriggles a bit, then we see Pirate lurking about on the ottoman. Somehow they make 3 cats seem like a lot more)
Likes : 235
Cal Wilson - 231 Likes - Kipper pulling out some classics today, really showing off her raw talent. 

It’s the last Tightarse Tuesday of the Festival! Cheap tickets tonight for lots of shows. Tomorrow is the last Normal Price Wednesday, I Told You We Should Have Gone Last Night. 
Also the final weekend is fast filling up - book now!

#PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #StandUp #Gunny #CatsOfInstagram #FunnyCats #FunnyCat 

(Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten sits quizzically on a tall cat tree. A string with a ball on it dangles in front of her. She gives into temptation and bats it about. We pan down to see Pirate and Barnacle the Singapura cat brothers milling about listlessly. Back up Kipper and she gives the string a chew before trying ro catch the ball more wholeheartedly. She fails, and leaves the cat tree)

231 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Kipper pulling out some classics today, really showing off her raw talent. It’s the last Tightarse Tuesday of the Festival! Cheap tickets tonight for lots of shows. Tomorrow is the last Normal Price Wednesday, I Told You We Should Have Gone Last Night. Also the final weekend is fast filling up – book now! #PirateAndBarnacle #PirateAndBarnacleAndKipper #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #StandUp #Gunny #CatsOfInstagram #FunnyCats #FunnyCat (Video: Kipper the tortoiseshell kitten sits quizzically on a tall cat tree. A string with a ball on it dangles in front of her. She gives into temptation and bats it about. We pan down to see Pirate and Barnacle the Singapura cat brothers milling about listlessly. Back up Kipper and she gives the string a chew before trying ro catch the ball more wholeheartedly. She fails, and leaves the cat tree)
Likes : 231
Cal Wilson - 230 Likes - It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. 

Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos 
#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO 

(Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 

2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 

3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 

4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 

5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)

230 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos #BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO (Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)
Likes : 230
Cal Wilson - 230 Likes - It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. 

Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos 
#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO 

(Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 

2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 

3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 

4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 

5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)

230 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos #BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO (Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)
Likes : 230
Cal Wilson - 230 Likes - It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. 

Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos 
#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO 

(Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 

2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 

3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 

4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 

5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)

230 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos #BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO (Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)
Likes : 230
Cal Wilson - 230 Likes - It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. 

Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos 
#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO 

(Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 

2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 

3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 

4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 

5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)

230 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos #BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO (Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)
Likes : 230
Cal Wilson - 230 Likes - It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. 

Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos 
#BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO 

(Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 

2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 

3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 

4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 

5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)

230 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : It’s @bakeoffau night again! Its International Week on @foxtel, 8.30 tonight. Please enjoy a selection of lovely, increasingly confusing photos #BakeOff #BakeOffAu #GABO (Images: 1. Four beautifully dressed people, @darrenpurchese, @rachelkhooks, Cal, and @natalie.tran stand together in the Bake Off Shed. Rachel is mid rousing speech, the other three look delightedly on. 2. Natalie and Cal lurking charmingly at a baker’s bench. Natalie is helpfully stirring something, Cal is loading her mouth up with something delicious. I say mouth, it’s big enough to be a fireplace. 3. Natalie is flexing her excellent biceps, while looking intensely offscreen at a baker. Cal is talking. It’s a common issue. 4. Natalie and Cal stand smiling together, Natalie looks happy and reasonable, Cal is leaning back with her arms outstretched as if she’s trying to summon something. Possibly more cake. 5. Cal and Natalie stand together smiling in a different part of the shed. They are looking offscreen. Cal is calmly cradling a pear in her hands like a proud bridesmaid holding a bouquet)
Likes : 230
Cal Wilson - 223 Likes - Me looking exactly the cat when he’s locked out of the kitchen. 

Dessert week on @bakeoffau tonight and it’s another corker! 
And it’s literally on in half an hour because I forgot to press post about 5 hours ago..
Catch it 8.30 on @foxtelaustralia and @binge 

#GABO #BakeOff #DessertWeek 

(Image. The beautiful Bake Off shed. @natalie.tran is laughing like she doesn’t have a care in the world, while Cal is trapped behind a set of shelves, looking plaintively at something just off camera, odds on it’s a delicious desserty thing she doesn’t deserve)

223 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : Me looking exactly the cat when he’s locked out of the kitchen. Dessert week on @bakeoffau tonight and it’s another corker! And it’s literally on in half an hour because I forgot to press post about 5 hours ago.. Catch it 8.30 on @foxtelaustralia and @binge #GABO #BakeOff #DessertWeek (Image. The beautiful Bake Off shed. @natalie.tran is laughing like she doesn’t have a care in the world, while Cal is trapped behind a set of shelves, looking plaintively at something just off camera, odds on it’s a delicious desserty thing she doesn’t deserve)
Likes : 223
Cal Wilson - 223 Likes - One from the archives today. A very young Barnacle and Pirate in their first synchronised competition. 

And now, your weekly reminder of all the good things to see at the @melbcomedyfestival! 
Like @wardyaknow @brettyblake @lewgarnham @jbarr_666 @h_arbuthnott and @scoutboxall 

How many people read this far? Comment to receive an “Oooh lovely.”

#MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #StandUp #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #Funny 

(Video: a very young Barnacle and Pirate, they’re still teenage kittens at this point, sitting on an ironing board. They are looking off camera and their heads swing in unison at something unseen. Eventually they both get all weirdy and alert and leave the ironing board. Not pictured, the iron blowing up, like it did last week. Rust in peace, iron. Rust in peace)

223 Likes – Cal Wilson Instagram

Caption : One from the archives today. A very young Barnacle and Pirate in their first synchronised competition. And now, your weekly reminder of all the good things to see at the @melbcomedyfestival! Like @wardyaknow @brettyblake @lewgarnham @jbarr_666 @h_arbuthnott and @scoutboxall How many people read this far? Comment to receive an “Oooh lovely.” #MelbourneComedyFestival #Comedy #StandUp #PirateAndBarnacle #SingapuraCat #Funny (Video: a very young Barnacle and Pirate, they’re still teenage kittens at this point, sitting on an ironing board. They are looking off camera and their heads swing in unison at something unseen. Eventually they both get all weirdy and alert and leave the ironing board. Not pictured, the iron blowing up, like it did last week. Rust in peace, iron. Rust in peace)
Likes : 223