Amy Huberman Instagram – It’s Brittany b*tch 🇫🇷
All the action was in Paris but Brittany you were ROBBED not getting a gold for being utterly stunning.
OF COURSE I sang Celine Dion the whole way over on the boat and answered most questions with “Maybe the old lady dropped it into the ocean at the end?”
Oh Brittany, my pain au raisin d’être, with your gorgeous little towns and villages and markets with people painting that MADE me pick everything up and say “Ooooooooh” (except the people who were painting. That would have been rude and I’m also not that strong)
I saw boules that reminded me of a lovely Scottish actor telling me a crazy story about running with boules and I thought, that’s not really that crazy? Until I realized he was saying bulls in a Scottish accent.
Anyway I digress, Brittany, I wanted all of your dotey little antique chairs and jugs and plates and mirrors but I couldn’t fit them all in the car with my cases and my family too. So my family live in France now.
Went for loads of oui oui’s and crêpes, battled some magnifique humidity, dreamed of motor boating all of the hydrangeas, and fell in love and then lost my only ever true butter dish.
Ask not who is taking the horse to France but who is taking the butter dish back to the Kerrygold.
And if anyone even so much as whispers “put a little butter on the spuds André” I will cry.
I’m not saying I wouldn’t do a spin off of Emily in Paris called Amy in Brittany where I solve butter related problems in cute outfits. But I’m also not saying I wouldn’t. Which is the same. | Posted on 16/Aug/2024 01:52:29
