✨my mom took these raunchy photos of me✨ before you wait for the instastory of mother Lautenbach texting me shocked and appalled. Actually, as I type this, that doesn’t happen anymore since quitting alcohol whoa this is like when I realized a couple months sober that my legs weren’t full of bruises and that I wasn’t bruised up from being the tall quirky clumsy girl like I thought 💁🏻♀️ anywho, I love my mom. We went all over New York to find a camera adapter. <33 then of course at some point I realized I didn’t have my phone on me. Resulting in a terrified sprint through union square park looking in trash cans and asking random people if they had my phone and going down into the subway (oh yea my location was on but it was staying in the same place hence trash can looking) and finally we went back to the DUANE READE and it was still in the shopping basket we had used. At that point all the store workers were involved cause we looked there first and everyone clapped and cheered and I blessed them all and put a 20 bill on a shelf while I left and said share it which in hindsight could be rude I guess but it’s all I had on me and at the end of the day someone got some money
I thought this was gonna be a funnier how it started how it ended but ya know what I was still pretty cute the next day…at least from afar. The closest thing to a hangover for a non drinker I think would be a no AC new Hollywood bungalow home (YAY RYAN!!) after eating a bunch of Pace pizza with NO TOOTHBRUSH as it marinated in my teeth overnight as well as these hair extensions (dang that should have been the pic) and no face face wash and no deodorant waking up sweaty and then going to a meeting and then a $350 ticket for parking in a handicap Tesla charging spot (sorry Ryan!!!)
I thought this was gonna be a funnier how it started how it ended but ya know what I was still pretty cute the next day…at least from afar. The closest thing to a hangover for a non drinker I think would be a no AC new Hollywood bungalow home (YAY RYAN!!) after eating a bunch of Pace pizza with NO TOOTHBRUSH as it marinated in my teeth overnight as well as these hair extensions (dang that should have been the pic) and no face face wash and no deodorant waking up sweaty and then going to a meeting and then a $350 ticket for parking in a handicap Tesla charging spot (sorry Ryan!!!)
I thought this was gonna be a funnier how it started how it ended but ya know what I was still pretty cute the next day…at least from afar. The closest thing to a hangover for a non drinker I think would be a no AC new Hollywood bungalow home (YAY RYAN!!) after eating a bunch of Pace pizza with NO TOOTHBRUSH as it marinated in my teeth overnight as well as these hair extensions (dang that should have been the pic) and no face face wash and no deodorant waking up sweaty and then going to a meeting and then a $350 ticket for parking in a handicap Tesla charging spot (sorry Ryan!!!)
I thought this was gonna be a funnier how it started how it ended but ya know what I was still pretty cute the next day…at least from afar. The closest thing to a hangover for a non drinker I think would be a no AC new Hollywood bungalow home (YAY RYAN!!) after eating a bunch of Pace pizza with NO TOOTHBRUSH as it marinated in my teeth overnight as well as these hair extensions (dang that should have been the pic) and no face face wash and no deodorant waking up sweaty and then going to a meeting and then a $350 ticket for parking in a handicap Tesla charging spot (sorry Ryan!!!)
I thought this was gonna be a funnier how it started how it ended but ya know what I was still pretty cute the next day…at least from afar. The closest thing to a hangover for a non drinker I think would be a no AC new Hollywood bungalow home (YAY RYAN!!) after eating a bunch of Pace pizza with NO TOOTHBRUSH as it marinated in my teeth overnight as well as these hair extensions (dang that should have been the pic) and no face face wash and no deodorant waking up sweaty and then going to a meeting and then a $350 ticket for parking in a handicap Tesla charging spot (sorry Ryan!!!)
I thought this was gonna be a funnier how it started how it ended but ya know what I was still pretty cute the next day…at least from afar. The closest thing to a hangover for a non drinker I think would be a no AC new Hollywood bungalow home (YAY RYAN!!) after eating a bunch of Pace pizza with NO TOOTHBRUSH as it marinated in my teeth overnight as well as these hair extensions (dang that should have been the pic) and no face face wash and no deodorant waking up sweaty and then going to a meeting and then a $350 ticket for parking in a handicap Tesla charging spot (sorry Ryan!!!)
I thought this was gonna be a funnier how it started how it ended but ya know what I was still pretty cute the next day…at least from afar. The closest thing to a hangover for a non drinker I think would be a no AC new Hollywood bungalow home (YAY RYAN!!) after eating a bunch of Pace pizza with NO TOOTHBRUSH as it marinated in my teeth overnight as well as these hair extensions (dang that should have been the pic) and no face face wash and no deodorant waking up sweaty and then going to a meeting and then a $350 ticket for parking in a handicap Tesla charging spot (sorry Ryan!!!)
I thought this was gonna be a funnier how it started how it ended but ya know what I was still pretty cute the next day…at least from afar. The closest thing to a hangover for a non drinker I think would be a no AC new Hollywood bungalow home (YAY RYAN!!) after eating a bunch of Pace pizza with NO TOOTHBRUSH as it marinated in my teeth overnight as well as these hair extensions (dang that should have been the pic) and no face face wash and no deodorant waking up sweaty and then going to a meeting and then a $350 ticket for parking in a handicap Tesla charging spot (sorry Ryan!!!)
Con te partirò !!! (Songs that are banned in my car “sorry officer…”) (Also, phantom of the opera) had to put this mean mug on the feed. Ps do you call it your prof pic or avatar or icon I still say avatar
San Andreas just went off and I was like frick isn’t there a cute pic of me in a yellow dress I meant to post?? While the ceiling plants rocked and Anthropologie mirrors were making scary sounds, I vowed to get to my phone and release the kraken. || lil Palm Springs escapade watching horses walk by 🌭
San Andreas just went off and I was like frick isn’t there a cute pic of me in a yellow dress I meant to post?? While the ceiling plants rocked and Anthropologie mirrors were making scary sounds, I vowed to get to my phone and release the kraken. || lil Palm Springs escapade watching horses walk by 🌭
San Andreas just went off and I was like frick isn’t there a cute pic of me in a yellow dress I meant to post?? While the ceiling plants rocked and Anthropologie mirrors were making scary sounds, I vowed to get to my phone and release the kraken. || lil Palm Springs escapade watching horses walk by 🌭
San Andreas just went off and I was like frick isn’t there a cute pic of me in a yellow dress I meant to post?? While the ceiling plants rocked and Anthropologie mirrors were making scary sounds, I vowed to get to my phone and release the kraken. || lil Palm Springs escapade watching horses walk by 🌭
San Andreas just went off and I was like frick isn’t there a cute pic of me in a yellow dress I meant to post?? While the ceiling plants rocked and Anthropologie mirrors were making scary sounds, I vowed to get to my phone and release the kraken. || lil Palm Springs escapade watching horses walk by 🌭
San Andreas just went off and I was like frick isn’t there a cute pic of me in a yellow dress I meant to post?? While the ceiling plants rocked and Anthropologie mirrors were making scary sounds, I vowed to get to my phone and release the kraken. || lil Palm Springs escapade watching horses walk by 🌭
San Andreas just went off and I was like frick isn’t there a cute pic of me in a yellow dress I meant to post?? While the ceiling plants rocked and Anthropologie mirrors were making scary sounds, I vowed to get to my phone and release the kraken. || lil Palm Springs escapade watching horses walk by 🌭
I need therapy – if I’m not posting something deep or helpful I get posting anxiety now and it sucks!! So here are modeling pics for BRANDS TO HIRE ME HI CUTIE CREATIVE AND CASTING DIRECTORS! I hope you’re having a magical day – – #balenciagashoes #cagole #balenciagawitch #studdedleather #cycwall #alo #tnajumpsuit #aritziacatsuit #floralleather
I need therapy – if I’m not posting something deep or helpful I get posting anxiety now and it sucks!! So here are modeling pics for BRANDS TO HIRE ME HI CUTIE CREATIVE AND CASTING DIRECTORS! I hope you’re having a magical day – – #balenciagashoes #cagole #balenciagawitch #studdedleather #cycwall #alo #tnajumpsuit #aritziacatsuit #floralleather
I need therapy – if I’m not posting something deep or helpful I get posting anxiety now and it sucks!! So here are modeling pics for BRANDS TO HIRE ME HI CUTIE CREATIVE AND CASTING DIRECTORS! I hope you’re having a magical day – – #balenciagashoes #cagole #balenciagawitch #studdedleather #cycwall #alo #tnajumpsuit #aritziacatsuit #floralleather
I need therapy – if I’m not posting something deep or helpful I get posting anxiety now and it sucks!! So here are modeling pics for BRANDS TO HIRE ME HI CUTIE CREATIVE AND CASTING DIRECTORS! I hope you’re having a magical day – – #balenciagashoes #cagole #balenciagawitch #studdedleather #cycwall #alo #tnajumpsuit #aritziacatsuit #floralleather
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Hey, tea?! Yes please but only the fancy yummy beautiful Beverly Hills kind you find at @heytea.usa I got to run amuck in the store before it opened (open now!) and try everything and WOW you gotta go. Cheese foam. That’s all I’m gonna say. #heyteainla #heytea at 479 N. Rodeo Drive Suite D Beverly Hills ✨💖🥹🧋 #beverlyhills #rodeodrive #HEYTEA #HEYTEAUSA #HEYTEAinLA #grandopening #NewAsianTea #RealTea #JoyTeaInspiration #wearenotbubbletea #giveaway #bubbletea #cheesefoam #laeatery #eatla #skimsdress
