The best time with my favorite ladies of morning television @hodakotb & @jennabhager on @hodaandjenna!! Plus a bonus high school forensics reunion with South Florida’s own @joshgad. Thank you for having me and see you on @todayonsiriusxm tomorrow! #newsyoucanlose
BDE* in an LBD on WWHL. See you on @bravotv at 10!! *big deck energy 💄: @carolinemakeuptime 📸: Charlie Sykes
BDE* in an LBD on WWHL. See you on @bravotv at 10!! *big deck energy 💄: @carolinemakeuptime 📸: Charlie Sykes
In my mind these were so relaxed, in reality do i need to see a physical therapist??
Sept 5 & 7 I’m making my @54below headlining debut to kick off part 2 of my T0UR! And even better: @54below just released a limited amount of specially priced $15 tickets to help out those of you who need a lil financial boost!! Go to their page for more details but either way go get your tickets now and tell every person you’ve ever met in your life. “it’s the literal event of the season” – me.
Don’t miss your chance to see Michelle Collins live at City Winery Nashville! 🎤✨Friday, September 27th. Get your tickets with the link in bio and enjoy a night of unforgettable comedy and entertainment. 🎟️
My look on @bravowwhl tonight is an homage to Dr. Jill Biden and there is a segment coming you will not want to miss. Plus @carrieonliving is a GEM!!!! Tune in to @belowdeckbravo at 9 and @bravoandy at 10!
We definitely always have a good time! Glamming @michcoll for tonight’s @bravowwhl beautiful, funny and a great human! Get to her show on tour now!! 💄: @chanel.beauty Velvet foundation @pradabeauty lipstick @lashaholiclashes Glo Up @yslbeauty mascara @patmcgrathreal powder @tartecosmetics #eyeshadows & #highlighter @charlottetilbury liquid eyeliner @hudabeauty #filterliquidblush #michellecollins #bravowwhl #comedytour #chanelbeauty #pradabeauty #hudabeauty #tartecosmetics #lashaholics #charlottetilbury #patmcgrath #yslbeauty
We definitely always have a good time! Glamming @michcoll for tonight’s @bravowwhl beautiful, funny and a great human! Get to her show on tour now!! 💄: @chanel.beauty Velvet foundation @pradabeauty lipstick @lashaholiclashes Glo Up @yslbeauty mascara @patmcgrathreal powder @tartecosmetics #eyeshadows & #highlighter @charlottetilbury liquid eyeliner @hudabeauty #filterliquidblush #michellecollins #bravowwhl #comedytour #chanelbeauty #pradabeauty #hudabeauty #tartecosmetics #lashaholics #charlottetilbury #patmcgrath #yslbeauty
Have you set your DVRs for @bravowwhl tomorrow night?? Bc I’ll be on it self-tanned from the waist down discussing @belowdeckbravo with @bravoandy & new stew Carrie! 🛥️ I can’t promise it’ll be as funny as The Bear but I’ll try. 📸: @dev.baby
“All Summer In A Day” – Ray Bradbury, 1954 And thank you @palmroyaletv @appletv @jaymelemons & @shopclarev for the swag hat that somehow fit my notoriously massive skull/thicc wig and for giving me a reason to post cleave on main. The B** Natch tour kicks off Thursday let these heaving pelosis be your reminder 😘😘
I went to a haunted pancake house in the countryside today and spent most of the day discussing how expensive these planters are. Dutch children are well-behaved even when pumped full of syrup in a witch’s home where the floor “breathed” (seriously, it moved up and down I thought I was going into cardiac arrest) but the bees are INSANE (@couturehippie got stung.) We also drove to the “rich” part of the country and everyone looked closely related. I want in!! Alpaca content still to come. 🦙
I went to a haunted pancake house in the countryside today and spent most of the day discussing how expensive these planters are. Dutch children are well-behaved even when pumped full of syrup in a witch’s home where the floor “breathed” (seriously, it moved up and down I thought I was going into cardiac arrest) but the bees are INSANE (@couturehippie got stung.) We also drove to the “rich” part of the country and everyone looked closely related. I want in!! Alpaca content still to come. 🦙
I went to a haunted pancake house in the countryside today and spent most of the day discussing how expensive these planters are. Dutch children are well-behaved even when pumped full of syrup in a witch’s home where the floor “breathed” (seriously, it moved up and down I thought I was going into cardiac arrest) but the bees are INSANE (@couturehippie got stung.) We also drove to the “rich” part of the country and everyone looked closely related. I want in!! Alpaca content still to come. 🦙
I went to a haunted pancake house in the countryside today and spent most of the day discussing how expensive these planters are. Dutch children are well-behaved even when pumped full of syrup in a witch’s home where the floor “breathed” (seriously, it moved up and down I thought I was going into cardiac arrest) but the bees are INSANE (@couturehippie got stung.) We also drove to the “rich” part of the country and everyone looked closely related. I want in!! Alpaca content still to come. 🦙
I went to a haunted pancake house in the countryside today and spent most of the day discussing how expensive these planters are. Dutch children are well-behaved even when pumped full of syrup in a witch’s home where the floor “breathed” (seriously, it moved up and down I thought I was going into cardiac arrest) but the bees are INSANE (@couturehippie got stung.) We also drove to the “rich” part of the country and everyone looked closely related. I want in!! Alpaca content still to come. 🦙
I went to a haunted pancake house in the countryside today and spent most of the day discussing how expensive these planters are. Dutch children are well-behaved even when pumped full of syrup in a witch’s home where the floor “breathed” (seriously, it moved up and down I thought I was going into cardiac arrest) but the bees are INSANE (@couturehippie got stung.) We also drove to the “rich” part of the country and everyone looked closely related. I want in!! Alpaca content still to come. 🦙
I survived Disneyland Paris. In the pouring rain. All it took was a $175 fast pass, rat ears, corn dog, and kiwi comedy legend @simonenathan’s non-stop enthusiasm despite my voice fully giving up. Full rundown to come Monday obviously, but the rides were mostly great (some 2scary4kids), and now I don’t have to go back for 10 years now (barring any accidental pregnancies.) 🐀 fave #disneylandparis memories? Want to know if we missed anything please dont say the sunshine
I survived Disneyland Paris. In the pouring rain. All it took was a $175 fast pass, rat ears, corn dog, and kiwi comedy legend @simonenathan’s non-stop enthusiasm despite my voice fully giving up. Full rundown to come Monday obviously, but the rides were mostly great (some 2scary4kids), and now I don’t have to go back for 10 years now (barring any accidental pregnancies.) 🐀 fave #disneylandparis memories? Want to know if we missed anything please dont say the sunshine
I survived Disneyland Paris. In the pouring rain. All it took was a $175 fast pass, rat ears, corn dog, and kiwi comedy legend @simonenathan’s non-stop enthusiasm despite my voice fully giving up. Full rundown to come Monday obviously, but the rides were mostly great (some 2scary4kids), and now I don’t have to go back for 10 years now (barring any accidental pregnancies.) 🐀 fave #disneylandparis memories? Want to know if we missed anything please dont say the sunshine
I survived Disneyland Paris. In the pouring rain. All it took was a $175 fast pass, rat ears, corn dog, and kiwi comedy legend @simonenathan’s non-stop enthusiasm despite my voice fully giving up. Full rundown to come Monday obviously, but the rides were mostly great (some 2scary4kids), and now I don’t have to go back for 10 years now (barring any accidental pregnancies.) 🐀 fave #disneylandparis memories? Want to know if we missed anything please dont say the sunshine
I survived Disneyland Paris. In the pouring rain. All it took was a $175 fast pass, rat ears, corn dog, and kiwi comedy legend @simonenathan’s non-stop enthusiasm despite my voice fully giving up. Full rundown to come Monday obviously, but the rides were mostly great (some 2scary4kids), and now I don’t have to go back for 10 years now (barring any accidental pregnancies.) 🐀 fave #disneylandparis memories? Want to know if we missed anything please dont say the sunshine
I survived Disneyland Paris. In the pouring rain. All it took was a $175 fast pass, rat ears, corn dog, and kiwi comedy legend @simonenathan’s non-stop enthusiasm despite my voice fully giving up. Full rundown to come Monday obviously, but the rides were mostly great (some 2scary4kids), and now I don’t have to go back for 10 years now (barring any accidental pregnancies.) 🐀 fave #disneylandparis memories? Want to know if we missed anything please dont say the sunshine
I survived Disneyland Paris. In the pouring rain. All it took was a $175 fast pass, rat ears, corn dog, and kiwi comedy legend @simonenathan’s non-stop enthusiasm despite my voice fully giving up. Full rundown to come Monday obviously, but the rides were mostly great (some 2scary4kids), and now I don’t have to go back for 10 years now (barring any accidental pregnancies.) 🐀 fave #disneylandparis memories? Want to know if we missed anything please dont say the sunshine
