Actually you know what yeah Yeah I am gonna post this. The algorithm is fckin us everyday let’s flip that computer program on all fours and fck it back #spitndshove #buthowembarrassingthoughifthisdoesntgamethealgorithm #beachwear #tropicalbeach
I don’t know who exactly she is, but what I’m certain I do know about this alternate multi-verse version of me is that she definitely says the unnecessary ‘sorry’ significantly less often than I do 👻
✨ There is no spoon ✨
By Jove, he’s done it again. George Gordon the 6th Lord Byron coming in hot for the SECOND time today! And this time, by way of Framingham, Massachusetts 🧸 #LordByron #Synchronicity! #Ted #tedseries #massachusetts #wickedpissah @ucp @whattedsaw @peacock
The amount of selfies I just took with my very own DSM-5-TR could be studied as a pathology in it of itself… Anyways, @jamesisntcool got me the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT! Literally cried happy tears when I opened it 🫶🏻🎄♥️💚🧠📚 #merrychristmas #christmaspresents #dsm5tr
Found this first edition of my boy Jack Kerouac’s ‘Doctor Sax’ in one of those delightful “Little Free Libraries” down the street from my house while out on a walk. Thank you universe! And thank you Jack, wherever you are ✨🫶🏻📚🎺
Oh do be sure to have a fabulous Friday night, Dahhhhling 💋🎀🍾💫 #LosAngeles #fridayvibes #fridaynight #lookoftheday
Do you think my smallest man, my tiniest boy, my most petite gentleman, my miracle on four paws, my whiskered prince knows how obsessed I am with him? 🤍🐀🤍 @templetontheroofrat #IDidntChooseTheCrazyRatLadyLifeTheCrazyRatLadyLifeChoseMe #roofrat #rescuerat #ratstagram #ratsofinstagram
Do you think my smallest man, my tiniest boy, my most petite gentleman, my miracle on four paws, my whiskered prince knows how obsessed I am with him? 🤍🐀🤍 @templetontheroofrat #IDidntChooseTheCrazyRatLadyLifeTheCrazyRatLadyLifeChoseMe #roofrat #rescuerat #ratstagram #ratsofinstagram
Stay safe, everyone. Quick tips from @calfire ⬇️ 🔹 Pre-pack your ‘Go Bag’ – ready 2 grab near door 🔹 Keep all pets close and ready to go 🔹 Close all windows and all doors 🔹 Leave all windows and all doors UNLOCKED 🔹 Leave ON interior and exterior lights 🔹 Switch off air conditioning 🔹 Remove fabric shades and curtains from windows (if time allows) And remember: smooth is slow, slow is fast. Stay calm, stay safe, trust your instincts, always ask for help whenever and wherever. Love y’all Full and comprehensive ‘Go! Evacuation Guide’ from #CaliforniaDepartmentOfForestryAndFireProtection link in bio #CalFire #WildfireAwareness #StaySafe #PalisadesFire #CAwx #EastonFire #CriticalFireWeather #SafetyTips #FireSafety
Feeling cute might go prospecting later ⛰🌲🏕🪨⛏🧨🛤☀️
Some unsolicited ramblings and reflections on my deliciously unhinged 2015 Lifetime movie ‘Double Daddy’ …Part I @lifetimemovies @lifetimetv @youtube #DoubleDaddy #lifetimemovies #HeatherHenderson
Christmas shopping in a dream of a dream of yesterday’s yesterday 🎄❄️📺🧣🤍🪐🎁 📷: @jamesisntcool @yesbabyvintage 🫶🏻
For real though, I don’t meet the diagnostic criteria… for that particular disorder
Annnnd some more unsolicited ramblings and reflections on my deliciously unhinged Lifetime movie ‘Double Daddy’ – Part II @lifetimemovies @lifetimetv @youtube @molleegray @cameronpalatas #DoubleDaddy #lifetimemovies #heatherhenderson
I support the #VideoGameStrike and my fellow #SAGAFTRA video game performers as they continue their fight for – quite literally – existentially imperative A.I. protections, safe working conditions, fair wages, and a fair contract ✊🏻👾🎤🎧🎭 Those of you who support the SAG-AFTRA video game performers and the ingenuity and importance of human artistry & storytelling, PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION!💫 Link in bio #LevelUpTheContract #SagAftraStrong #unionstrong @sagaftra
Come see me THIS WEEKEND in a staged reading of ‘Water Party’ at The Pico Theatre in Los Angeles 💫🖤🎭👗🍼🍾 🤍tix @ link in bio🤍 Pictured here with my fictional husband Joel Kelley Dauten (@doctordishes ) at one of this week’s rehearsals. 📸: @jacklovestv Also starring: Eliza Huberth (@elizahuberth ) Jake Thomas (@jake_thomas_comics ) Stephanie Sheh (@2sheh ) VonDexter Montegut II (@vondexterm ) Written by: Mimi Collins (@mimi.collins288 ) Directed by: Ellie Pyle (@elliepyle ) Assistant directed & narrated by: Jack Kelly (@jacklovestv ) Stage Managed by: Fiona Cumming (@effiecumming ) @bespokeplays | @bespokeplayslondon Set in the not too distant future, a population boom and resource crisis have resulted in the placement of birth control in the water supply. If you want to have a baby, you and your partner undergo a rigorous application process. All applications are processed by an algorithm, run by The Bureau. When a couple is approved, they receive a year’s supply of clean water. It is customary to throw a Water Party to celebrate. This is the story of one such party.
Set in the not too distant future, a population boom and resource crisis have resulted in the placement of birth control in the water supply. If you want to have a baby, you and your partner undergo a rigorous application process. All applications are processed by an algorithm, run by The Bureau. When a couple is approved, they receive a year’s supply of clean water. It is customary to throw a Water Party to celebrate. This is the story of one such party. Water Party marks the first crossover from Bespoke Plays London to Bespoke Plays L.A.! Starring @brittanycurran @doctordishes @elizahuberth @jake_thomas_comics @2sheh @vondexterm Written by @mimi.collins288 Directed by @elliepyle Assistant directed and narrated by @jacklovestv Stage Managed by @effiecumming Staged Reading March 7 & 8 at @thepico.la Ticket link in our bio!
Check out our latest foray into dining room sci-fi this Friday and Saturday at @thepico.la! Tickets available on our website.
Our next staged reading is NEXT WEEKEND in Los Angeles! In a future where birth control is in the water supply, couples who want to have a baby undergo a rigorous application, processed by The Bureau’s infallible algorithm. When a couple is approved, they receive a year’s supply of clean water. It is customary to throw a Water Party to celebrate. This is the story of one such party. Written by @mimi.collins288 and directed by @elliepyle , with assistant director @jacklovestv and stage manager @effiecumming Featuring: @brittanycurran, @doctordishes, @elizahuberth, @jake_thomas_comics, @2sheh @vondexterm March 7 & 8 at The Pico. Tickets on our website/in our bio. Water Party marks the first crossover from Bespoke Plays London to Bespoke Plays Los Angeles!
We love our audience! 🥹🤩🥰 Stellar opening night of WATER PARTY last night 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Post-show reactions from @winterman_project, David Carson, @janayediggs @sabrejet @phinnykiyomura @jamesisntcool @marythechief and more! Plus a message from our mighty, brilliant, and sexy as hell @bespokeplays co-founder @kitboylan ! Still a few tickets available on the Bespoke website for our final show tonight @ 8pm at @thepico.la !!! Link in my bio #latheatre #losangelestheater #losangelestheatre
