What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
What we failed to consider on our first fam vacation is that letting a 5-year-old free at the breakfast buffet is the difference between spending the rest of your day with Bob Ross or Tyler Durden.
Give a 5yo his own camera and you’ll get mostly wildly humbling shots of angles you didn’t know you had…but then some gems. Fortunately (also infuriatingly) for me my husband couldn’t take a bad photo if he tried. Happy birthday, handsome. 💋
Give a 5yo his own camera and you’ll get mostly wildly humbling shots of angles you didn’t know you had…but then some gems. Fortunately (also infuriatingly) for me my husband couldn’t take a bad photo if he tried. Happy birthday, handsome. 💋
sunday mornings best begin with a cacophony of raspberries….until the wrestling starts and as I type this I have a five year old bony ass elbow attempting to evict whatever organ is hanging on for dear life between my back ribs holy eff
This is what I get for posting on my stories instead of paying attention to what my kid was stenciling on my gut. More importantly can someone explain why there is a “LIVE FAST. DIE YOUNG” stencil in a kids tattoo marker set???
Some days I feel light and happy and like I’ve really mastered my anxiety…and other days I come home from walking the dog to my husband and son eating spaghetti bolognese on our white couch.
Skin tag removals and spider vein laser treatments are my new summer prep and not one year of my maturing millennial life has accepted it. At least the goggles are fly. Please tell me people still say fly.
Pregnant me swore my kid would only wear chic neutrals.
I know my husband just posted about @unistudios but my pics are better so I’m doubling down because I’ve deeply loved this place ever since I first moved to LA in ‘08 and could 💯 still ride the studio tour all day long.
I know my husband just posted about @unistudios but my pics are better so I’m doubling down because I’ve deeply loved this place ever since I first moved to LA in ‘08 and could 💯 still ride the studio tour all day long.
I know my husband just posted about @unistudios but my pics are better so I’m doubling down because I’ve deeply loved this place ever since I first moved to LA in ‘08 and could 💯 still ride the studio tour all day long.
I know my husband just posted about @unistudios but my pics are better so I’m doubling down because I’ve deeply loved this place ever since I first moved to LA in ‘08 and could 💯 still ride the studio tour all day long.
Coming for you @wearediffdallas! World premiere of The Confession April 30th. 🩶
