Jemima Kirke

Jemima Kirke Instagram – Parenting:
1. Get an antique Pedigree Pram. They’re elegant, bold and roomy. People will think you’re a crazy person with a fake baby which is fun. The no-turn function serves as a sobering reminder that your life has become restricted, monotonous and out of your control. On the road to nowhere. In the chicest of ways.
2. Remember how you treated your friends with children when you were childless and apologize.
3. Instead of mom/dad (or the like,) make up a name you’ve always wanted to be called. A pet name like Champ, Captain, Bud, Curly, Sonny, or your last name. You’ll always know when your kid is calling for you. Lord knows how many Papas and Paws there are in the dog park these days.
4. You’ll love your kids but you might not love parenthood. You probably don’t want to feel like you’re parenting all the time. It can make it difficult to enjoy your kids. It might be helpful to imagine they’re somebody else’s kids, so you can feel how enthralling, funny and curiously complex they are. Just for a moment, you’ll feel like it isn’t all your fault
5. It’s your job to collect teeth and hair. Keep track of them.
6. Take a bunch of photos
7. Delete half | Posted on 07/Jul/2025 04:51:39