Melanie Scrofano Instagram – TIFF DUMP: better late than never edition!
1) me before every single thing I’m invited to because i predict social disaster (but i look too cute to go home) – recipient (victim) of this video @romyweltman
2) thank God I went because I met my new friend/obsession but trying to act cool and not at all needy @zachmarcovici Grateful to @matthewlesher189 and his👸 Katherine for being the best table matchmakers in the world. I’m sorry my anxiety doubted you.
3) this is how I add my number to people’s phones now ! I’m the best/worst
4) was invited to do a table read at the Hot Pilot Party for this guy and isn’t he cute before he performs?
5) D.I.C.K.S was written by my friends @realtimrozon and @varunsaranga who are not dicks, they just have them and that’s no crime. But there IS crime IN their D.I.C.K.S.
6) proud looks to VS
7) making a face that you could easily photoshop a dick onto but please don’t.
8) foot fetish face?
9) it went so well and I’m so proud. I have no dick jokes or foot jokes just love and respect and please give me a job. And thank you to Hot Pilot Party folks for letting me pretend my 12 year old was 18 and over so I could hang out with him once more before leaving town for work ♥️
10) was it appropriate to have brought my son to the event? Yes. For this moment. He’s just the best to hang out with.
11) I’m banksy.
12) @bodega_pr invited jeff and I to @abrielleto for a very sexy date night that had amazing cocktails and food and all I took pictures of were this rubber cocktail duck….
13) the robber duck again but in a new spot…..
14) the bathroom wallpaper…..
15) and the moment I realized that I was surrounded by tiddies.
I took no pictures of the food I don’t know how to influence properly AND because I was too busy devouring 4 courses of heaven. I’m sorry. Just go and see for yourself 🤤 invite me pls I want to go back
16) my @romyweltman – emergency social anxiety support point person. I love her. Amazing Longines Luncheon put on by the unstoppable Amanda Brugel. In awe of her forever. | Posted on 20/Sep/2025 03:46:14
