Emma Myles Instagram – “I just tasted your burp.”
And that, my friends is love. Happy birthday to my most favorite person in the world. I love you Mr. Darcy. May we laugh like this forever and ever. Even if the burps are also farts. And when you really love someone, they inevitably will be.
I’m sorry I talked about burps and farts on your birthday post. But you married it. And you’re Canadian. I know you live for this.
What I’m trying to say is you are old. And still hot. Congratulations.
Sincerely,
Your wife
And yes I expect you to read that in Borat’s voice. | Posted on 23/Oct/2025 08:14:10
