effect ➡️ cause (an exercise in not writing a diatribe every single time i post)
effect ➡️ cause (an exercise in not writing a diatribe every single time i post)
effect ➡️ cause (an exercise in not writing a diatribe every single time i post)
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
picture this, you’re out of town visiting family and staying at an airbnb with your father. you wake up in the morning, you’ve maybe had a bit too much wine with your cousins the night before so you’re a little out of it. you make your way out to the kitchen of said holiday rental and you’re met with the ABJECT FUCKING HORROR of slide 2. WHAT IS THIS LIFE-SIZED BABY-MAN PUPPET AND WHY IS IT IN THE GARAGE. you almost die right then and there. anyways, here’s me caught in a summer rainstorm with my nips out and some other bits from the last month-ish 🫶🏻
it’s jim day! my life is spent in a perpetual state of side-splitting laughter because of jim. nobody is more gentle, insightful, or down for the bit (see slide 6 dressed as harry hamlin so i could really sell my lisa rinna costume and slide 12 where i gathered what i deemed to be every cute thing in the house and made him hold it all at once). jim is a safe place for every person in any room, the chillest guy at any given function, and has won the hearts of even my most dubious friends and family members with an ease i can only liken to doing a layup while playing basketball on a fisher price hoop against a toddler. happy birthday jimmy, i’m sorry that old person snapchat filter made me a super hot grandma and did you so dirty, i promise i’ll love you even if it is predictive (see slide 19). thank you for making life so wonderful ❤️
it’s jim day! my life is spent in a perpetual state of side-splitting laughter because of jim. nobody is more gentle, insightful, or down for the bit (see slide 6 dressed as harry hamlin so i could really sell my lisa rinna costume and slide 12 where i gathered what i deemed to be every cute thing in the house and made him hold it all at once). jim is a safe place for every person in any room, the chillest guy at any given function, and has won the hearts of even my most dubious friends and family members with an ease i can only liken to doing a layup while playing basketball on a fisher price hoop against a toddler. happy birthday jimmy, i’m sorry that old person snapchat filter made me a super hot grandma and did you so dirty, i promise i’ll love you even if it is predictive (see slide 19). thank you for making life so wonderful ❤️
it’s jim day! my life is spent in a perpetual state of side-splitting laughter because of jim. nobody is more gentle, insightful, or down for the bit (see slide 6 dressed as harry hamlin so i could really sell my lisa rinna costume and slide 12 where i gathered what i deemed to be every cute thing in the house and made him hold it all at once). jim is a safe place for every person in any room, the chillest guy at any given function, and has won the hearts of even my most dubious friends and family members with an ease i can only liken to doing a layup while playing basketball on a fisher price hoop against a toddler. happy birthday jimmy, i’m sorry that old person snapchat filter made me a super hot grandma and did you so dirty, i promise i’ll love you even if it is predictive (see slide 19). thank you for making life so wonderful ❤️
it’s jim day! my life is spent in a perpetual state of side-splitting laughter because of jim. nobody is more gentle, insightful, or down for the bit (see slide 6 dressed as harry hamlin so i could really sell my lisa rinna costume and slide 12 where i gathered what i deemed to be every cute thing in the house and made him hold it all at once). jim is a safe place for every person in any room, the chillest guy at any given function, and has won the hearts of even my most dubious friends and family members with an ease i can only liken to doing a layup while playing basketball on a fisher price hoop against a toddler. happy birthday jimmy, i’m sorry that old person snapchat filter made me a super hot grandma and did you so dirty, i promise i’ll love you even if it is predictive (see slide 19). thank you for making life so wonderful ❤️
it’s jim day! my life is spent in a perpetual state of side-splitting laughter because of jim. nobody is more gentle, insightful, or down for the bit (see slide 6 dressed as harry hamlin so i could really sell my lisa rinna costume and slide 12 where i gathered what i deemed to be every cute thing in the house and made him hold it all at once). jim is a safe place for every person in any room, the chillest guy at any given function, and has won the hearts of even my most dubious friends and family members with an ease i can only liken to doing a layup while playing basketball on a fisher price hoop against a toddler. happy birthday jimmy, i’m sorry that old person snapchat filter made me a super hot grandma and did you so dirty, i promise i’ll love you even if it is predictive (see slide 19). thank you for making life so wonderful ❤️
it’s jim day! my life is spent in a perpetual state of side-splitting laughter because of jim. nobody is more gentle, insightful, or down for the bit (see slide 6 dressed as harry hamlin so i could really sell my lisa rinna costume and slide 12 where i gathered what i deemed to be every cute thing in the house and made him hold it all at once). jim is a safe place for every person in any room, the chillest guy at any given function, and has won the hearts of even my most dubious friends and family members with an ease i can only liken to doing a layup while playing basketball on a fisher price hoop against a toddler. happy birthday jimmy, i’m sorry that old person snapchat filter made me a super hot grandma and did you so dirty, i promise i’ll love you even if it is predictive (see slide 19). thank you for making life so wonderful ❤️
