Patti Harrison

Patti Harrison Instagram – Fuck. I’m still shaking from the PTSD i got when @rachel.kaly and I got locked inside LACMA while police worked to apprehend a mystery gunman on the premises! My PTSD coming not from the fear, but from my shameful and incorrect assumption that the gender of the suspect was MALE (he/him/his) , when in fact it was a SHE😣; They’re calling her the “LACMA Lady Gunman 2025” (she/sher/shers) I feel so FUCKING ashamed (but know I’m doing my bilateral EMDR paddles as I type this) Now, If thanksgiving has taught me anything it’s that I am thanksful we were surrounded by many violent penis-based paintings to make us feel, how do you say, aWOOGA out-of-body horny (this is god’s natural distractor) This Picasso painting in particular, how do I describe it, say… a deformed ass woman with huge boobs about to get a big sword put into her exposed vaguba? Yeah, something about this one stopped me in my tracks! I couldn’t help but say quietly to myself “mama? same!” Over and over this phrase overtook me- repeating in my mind like a haunting dirge or like an alarm . It had me thinking; there is something oh so exquisite about Mr. Picasso, is there not? Just saying his name aloud makes me feel like I’m French or Thai! Rachel fell asleep and then was shot but that’s her story to tell not mine. Comment below your favorite dirge and the person w the best answer will be doxxed blocked and SWATed. I’m just playing. Just playing around | Posted on 08/Dec/2025 06:08:42