January – March 2025 💋 1.) It’s Weston. He’s perfect. 2.) Proof that this job actually happened. What a dream. 3.) Went to bar trivia. Left early as we were in last place. Still fun. Highly recommend. 4.) Fancy traveling for the Critic’s Choice Awards. 5.) Fancy dancing at the Critic’s Choice Awards. 6.) Puzzles are hard so don’t be afraid to ask for help. 7.) Alister is sensitive. He has big feelings and is very particular about cuddling. This afternoon was an honor. 8.) Edward and I at a kind of dumb museum. We made it dumber. 9.) Tom says I don’t know how to flex. Am I offended? Absolutely. Is he right? Absolutely. 10.) Okay we cross country skied to a restaurant in Aspen. It was windy and harrowing and I only fell twice. Food was unmemorable. 11.) Elton John Oscar party. I love this dress. I got it off a rack at a Nordstrom I think. Also met Eric McCormack that night. I flirted a little. 12.) Begging to be my next Halloween costume. 13.) Tarantino at the CineVita tent! So much talent my brain melted. 14.) Git off our porch. 15.) Weston again. I mean my god. I dare you to look at him and tell me he’s not perfect. 16.) My niece perfectly summed up in one picture. 17.) Ben transcended into a God at putt putt. 18.) My sister’s birthday. We made matching necklaces at a “craft and sip” place in Austin. Did a lot of craftin and a lot of sippin. Also yes I know I’m dehydrated. Don’t worry, I still don’t drink enough water.
January – March 2025 💋 1.) It’s Weston. He’s perfect. 2.) Proof that this job actually happened. What a dream. 3.) Went to bar trivia. Left early as we were in last place. Still fun. Highly recommend. 4.) Fancy traveling for the Critic’s Choice Awards. 5.) Fancy dancing at the Critic’s Choice Awards. 6.) Puzzles are hard so don’t be afraid to ask for help. 7.) Alister is sensitive. He has big feelings and is very particular about cuddling. This afternoon was an honor. 8.) Edward and I at a kind of dumb museum. We made it dumber. 9.) Tom says I don’t know how to flex. Am I offended? Absolutely. Is he right? Absolutely. 10.) Okay we cross country skied to a restaurant in Aspen. It was windy and harrowing and I only fell twice. Food was unmemorable. 11.) Elton John Oscar party. I love this dress. I got it off a rack at a Nordstrom I think. Also met Eric McCormack that night. I flirted a little. 12.) Begging to be my next Halloween costume. 13.) Tarantino at the CineVita tent! So much talent my brain melted. 14.) Git off our porch. 15.) Weston again. I mean my god. I dare you to look at him and tell me he’s not perfect. 16.) My niece perfectly summed up in one picture. 17.) Ben transcended into a God at putt putt. 18.) My sister’s birthday. We made matching necklaces at a “craft and sip” place in Austin. Did a lot of craftin and a lot of sippin. Also yes I know I’m dehydrated. Don’t worry, I still don’t drink enough water.
January – March 2025 💋 1.) It’s Weston. He’s perfect. 2.) Proof that this job actually happened. What a dream. 3.) Went to bar trivia. Left early as we were in last place. Still fun. Highly recommend. 4.) Fancy traveling for the Critic’s Choice Awards. 5.) Fancy dancing at the Critic’s Choice Awards. 6.) Puzzles are hard so don’t be afraid to ask for help. 7.) Alister is sensitive. He has big feelings and is very particular about cuddling. This afternoon was an honor. 8.) Edward and I at a kind of dumb museum. We made it dumber. 9.) Tom says I don’t know how to flex. Am I offended? Absolutely. Is he right? Absolutely. 10.) Okay we cross country skied to a restaurant in Aspen. It was windy and harrowing and I only fell twice. Food was unmemorable. 11.) Elton John Oscar party. I love this dress. I got it off a rack at a Nordstrom I think. Also met Eric McCormack that night. I flirted a little. 12.) Begging to be my next Halloween costume. 13.) Tarantino at the CineVita tent! So much talent my brain melted. 14.) Git off our porch. 15.) Weston again. I mean my god. I dare you to look at him and tell me he’s not perfect. 16.) My niece perfectly summed up in one picture. 17.) Ben transcended into a God at putt putt. 18.) My sister’s birthday. We made matching necklaces at a “craft and sip” place in Austin. Did a lot of craftin and a lot of sippin. Also yes I know I’m dehydrated. Don’t worry, I still don’t drink enough water.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
April – June 2025 ✌🏼 (this is proving to be a lot of work) 1.) Nothing special. I had washed my makeup off and was like, yeah, now I feel like myself. And I’m into it. 2.) 🛼 3.) Fievel and Weston. Love bugs extraordinaire. 4.) This was Peter’s birthday party. Darren and I were the real gifts of the evening. 5.) This was Jenny’s birthday party. The dog whose name I don’t know is looking right at her. Because he knows greatness when he sees it. 6.) My favorite Disneyland trip. 7.) Kristen’s birthday party! So many birthdays! Peace, love, and dogs all night. 8.) Look how he’s sitting! 9.) New throuple alert at the Strawberry Festival. 10.) Oh Linsey and I saw @twofeetmusic and it was SO GOOD. We body rolled like our lives depended on it. We also discovered @carpetman_official . 5 star night. 11.) Back in class. 12.) 🫠 13.) Pride parade day!! 14.) Fuck Trump. 15.) This was a zip line in a someone’s backyard. 3 stars. One of those dogs bit me as I landed. 16.) Hah okay Ben and I were in the car listening to Cannons and I locked in on these lights. So I had Ben pull over and record me dancing in front of this car wash that desperately wants to be a disco.
Happy birthday, my love @bengoldberg ❤️🥂 your compassion, thoughtfulness, and deep love of discovering new things makes 40 looks damn good. Traveling around Mexico City with you has been a perfect way to start your newest chapter. Now let’s go home to those baby boys and get a good picture of you with Fievel because I cannot believe I don’t have one.
Happy birthday, my love @bengoldberg ❤️🥂 your compassion, thoughtfulness, and deep love of discovering new things makes 40 looks damn good. Traveling around Mexico City with you has been a perfect way to start your newest chapter. Now let’s go home to those baby boys and get a good picture of you with Fievel because I cannot believe I don’t have one.
Happy birthday, my love @bengoldberg ❤️🥂 your compassion, thoughtfulness, and deep love of discovering new things makes 40 looks damn good. Traveling around Mexico City with you has been a perfect way to start your newest chapter. Now let’s go home to those baby boys and get a good picture of you with Fievel because I cannot believe I don’t have one.
Happy birthday, my love @bengoldberg ❤️🥂 your compassion, thoughtfulness, and deep love of discovering new things makes 40 looks damn good. Traveling around Mexico City with you has been a perfect way to start your newest chapter. Now let’s go home to those baby boys and get a good picture of you with Fievel because I cannot believe I don’t have one.
Happy birthday, my love @bengoldberg ❤️🥂 your compassion, thoughtfulness, and deep love of discovering new things makes 40 looks damn good. Traveling around Mexico City with you has been a perfect way to start your newest chapter. Now let’s go home to those baby boys and get a good picture of you with Fievel because I cannot believe I don’t have one.
