Eugenia Kuzmina Instagram – Join us for a Special Night of #standupcomedy @threeclubs @threeclubsbar tomorrow night 8 pm …. 💋💄🫦 🎙️ produced by @vargusmason 🏎️My writing proccess at midnight while hand painting gold shovel : “ Hello I’m Goldie Gher
In France I did a show with @donttellcomedy , they introduced me like this: Ladies and gentlemen say hello to Gold Deeger.
Which Gold Deeger do you know that brings their own shovel. ( note to self : bring a gold self made shovel )
I have all my tools in my box. ( Take out a tennis ball)
I have a lot of balls.
They’re tennis balls. Normally I don’t like games but I love tennis because tennis seems to be the only place I can find love.
I play it so just the guys can scream “ 15-Love , 30-Love … it goes in forever … thank god it doesn’t start like real live at 12 -Love “
In tennis love means zero. In tennis some people play singles, some people play doubles and some people keep serving love to someone who never returns it.
That’s like the story of my love.
Don’t worry I’m not here for cheap laughs I’m just here to pop a few cheap balloons ( take out balloons and pop them with @versace pink platform shoes )
That’s why I brought the shovel. To dig myself out of these holes.
You dig it? You dig it. …. Ps the fur is fake unlike everything that comes in and out of my mouth “ ( Ps Note to self … stop writing at midnight , it’s not a Cinderella time ) | Posted on 04/Nov/2025 12:43:37
