It’s a happy and sad day for me today. Happy because I get to celebrate my 5th Valentine’s Day with my wife aka the love of my life aka boo boo aka bub. And sad because I had to remove the ticket stub from our first date that I’ve kept in my wallet every single day since (which is why I wouldn’t be without it on my wedding day even though everyone said I wouldn’t need my wallet and it’d make my suit look bulky in the back) my wallet has been my date night may 2013 ticket stub protector and now it has to go someplace much much safer. I love you Nikki Limo Greene! #valentinesday #WeDidntEvenSeeStarTrek2 #WeCouldntGetTicketstoGreatGatsbySoWeBoughtStarTrekAndSnuckIn
It’s a happy and sad day for me today. Happy because I get to celebrate my 5th Valentine’s Day with my wife aka the love of my life aka boo boo aka bub. And sad because I had to remove the ticket stub from our first date that I’ve kept in my wallet every single day since (which is why I wouldn’t be without it on my wedding day even though everyone said I wouldn’t need my wallet and it’d make my suit look bulky in the back) my wallet has been my date night may 2013 ticket stub protector and now it has to go someplace much much safer. I love you Nikki Limo Greene! #valentinesday #WeDidntEvenSeeStarTrek2 #WeCouldntGetTicketstoGreatGatsbySoWeBoughtStarTrekAndSnuckIn
This just came in the mail today, every bit of the credit should be shared with the great @george_kimmel and B money @brycehallock these boys bled for me to keep our shit real. No joke George literally landed on a career land mine more than once to keep the integrity of the pranks we did legit and BS free. I know people don’t see a million as a lot any more but I couldn’t be prouder of the way we did it. Titty thumbnails and WETT butts.
This just came in the mail today, every bit of the credit should be shared with the great @george_kimmel and B money @brycehallock these boys bled for me to keep our shit real. No joke George literally landed on a career land mine more than once to keep the integrity of the pranks we did legit and BS free. I know people don’t see a million as a lot any more but I couldn’t be prouder of the way we did it. Titty thumbnails and WETT butts.
Nothing in the whole world better than good food, good wine, with good friends #SoBlessed #theseareafewofmyfavouritethings #whenthebeestings #whenthedogbites #mypublicisttoldmetopostthis #loveubitch #uaresuchabitch
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Brand new episode of The Sh*t They Don’t Tell You podcast featuring old bud and all around siq dude @timothydelaghetto we talk about losing our virginity and SEX stuff in order to SHILL YOU ADVERTISEMENTS at a later date link in the bio! Full vid is live on my YouTube channel!#onedaythishashtagwillbeanad #youwillbuywhatitellyoutobuydoyouhearme #consume #buyproducts #findhappinessinPRODUCTS
Episode # 2 of The Sh*t They Don’t Tell You is live now on Castbox! You can also listen via iTunes and android! Please rate and review it helps a lot! We talk investing with @joejitsukawa and get carried away FAST lol. I also put 16 mins of it on my YouTube channel, check it out!
Super excited to post the first episode of The Sh*t They Don’t Tell You hosted by wife @nikkilimo and I with the super dope mega chill hyper single @meganbatoon check out a 20 minute clip on my YouTube channel and subscribe to cast box it’s free and helps us out as we get rolling! Link in the bio!
Happy Birthday to my amazing wife @nikkilimo! We’ve only been married for 6 months now and I can honestly say they’ve been the best/easiest/most fulfilling 6 months of life having this woman as family now. Y’all slept on this dime piece and now I’m riding it into the playoffs as #1 seed ROS. Getting me 50 points a game and you all slept on this?!?
I think it’s so freaking important to send love and positivity to ALL things but if you’re super busy (like me) you don’t always have the time so I made this for ANYONE of ANY race creed or color to send to their loved ones in times of need. ALSO MOST IMPORTANTLY GO CHECK OUT MY PODCAST THE SH*T THEY DONT TELL YOU with @nikkilimo TODAY IS A BRAND NEW EPISODE LIVE ON MT YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND ON ITUNES ANDROID AND CASTBOX LINK IN THE BIO #thoughtsandprayers @thots #findlove #lookhappy #hugsomeoneyoudontevenknow new podcast out right now! #Sh*tTheyDontTellYou #Podcast
Expect nothing. Appreciate everything. Here’s to friends, laughter, warmth, growth, digging up roots and planting new ones, and coffee, obviously LOL #2017bestnine #2018lookout #2018 #badbitches #badbitchacademy #idgaf #italkabouthowmuchidgafcauseiminsecure #loljk
When life gets you down dare to dream
I love my family so freaking much you have LITERALLY no idea. I would LITERALLY take a freaking bullet for these people b/c I’m SUCH a good friend you have NO idea #thanksgiving
Sat too close it’s not Michael
I went to a special effects studio today so I could get made up into an “ugly person” for a day. Wow, I can really relate to all of you who weren’t born good looking. You’re people too and I think it’s important we all recognize that. I’m happy to be a voice for you these next 24 hours but I’m so glad this washes off omg #makeup #nomakeup #butmakeup #SoGladItsMakeup #relateable #LikeAfreakingDoveCommercial
Thanks everyone for supporting The Sh*t They Don’t Tell You podcast you’re all the sickest most dopest of all time!! First episode on Castbox link in the bio!
If you turn the lights off it kinda works sit in the back for maximum effect
It’s not him… now in HD
Wow thanks @baristart for the AMAZING blend of my two favorite things in the entire world: Art Coffee!! I’m a big believer that if people spent more time drinking coffee and less time fighting wars there’d be no more wars… well, except if you cut me in like for my morning cappuccino bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay so seriously Happy Birthday to my best freaking friend in the entire world @meganbatoon LOVE YOU BITCH! Nobody knows this about Megan (sorry bitch) but she is seriously the biggest freaking sweetheart there is and a few weeks ago I was having the WORST morning and she sent me a finding nemo gif that SERIOUSLY turned my day around (love love love Anchor & Chum) Chumbaqua you bitch!!!! (our inside joke HAHAHA)
Took a picture with the Easter “bunny” and told him he looks more like a dog. The Easter bunny sat me down and told me he feels like a bunny and didn’t appreciate my saying that. I apologized and we hugged and cried. Now when I look at him I still see an Easter dog but I call him a bunny cuz he was such a bitch about it. #Easter #EasterSunday #happyeaster
People always ask me why I’m so litigious, “omg Steve ru really sending ur lawyer after me” Um. Yes. When you say you “pass” me in Smash or Pass you’re damaging my brand. Nothing in the entire world matters more to me than my brand not my friends, fans, or family. You mess with my brand AND YOU MESS WITH ME. Well, and my attorney 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 #smashorpass #defSmashSteveorgetsued #ceaseanddesist #badassbitch #messwiththebullgetthehorns
So excited to announce I’m working with my friend @rebeccazamolo on a top secret project #secretproject. I want people to know we’re working so hard on it but I don’t want anyone to know what it is because I read an introductory book on promotion and they say less is more so I’m ‘promoting’ the idea without letting you know what it is as part of the promotion hope that’s not too confusing! I love my fans! #secrets #howtopromoteyourprojectbykeepingitsecret #mystery #promotionthroughmystery #lessismore #theprojectisneverasgoodasthesecret
