Had to wait until April 2nd just to prove this isn’t a joke, but yes we absolutely did have @tulsigabbard on our show, and we couldn’t be more honored by her visit. You’ve heard us express our fond favoritism of her in past episodes when we dare wax political, but this special day brought IRL confirmation that Tulsi is just a down-to-earth super cool person, and you can literally talk to her about anything. And speaking of which, there’s 240 pages of Tulsi Gabbard’s anythings and everythings detailed in her debut book, “For Love of Country” available for pre-order now. If you’re ready to understand how the Dems could lose such a rising star, this book lays it straight out. Our episodes with Tulsi are worthwhile just to connect with her on a human level, which was nothing like what we expected from such a major political figure. But it was pretty clear Tulsi simply prefers logic over the label, and we’re grateful for the freedom to joke about the dumbest things ever said about her. The sheer surreality of life hit hard having her in the room, but not as hard as it’ll hit in the future when she’s finally president; which we want so badly to be a thing. But for now, we’ll settle for a good book. #carefulboyz #tulsigabbard
We had a chance to ask @tulsigabbard about popular conspiracies surrounding disasters, and she gave us insight on the tragic Lahaina fire in Maui, which had a prevention and response system wrought with individual failures. Rather than hold the government accountable for ineptitude, we tend to fight amongst ourselves over who has the more sensational tarp-tactical space-laser theory, the slickest mass kidnapping plot, or the best evil Oprah portfolio expansion plan. I guess some things still deserve looking into, but the point is we can’t let society turn into that old looney tunes dust-cloud tussle, where the true culprit crawls out from underneath while we’re left eternally clobbering ourselves. We appointed people whom we expect to work together, so we have to do the same to ensure that. At least, a little bit. Sometimes. I guess it’s okay to fight in the comments about lasagna. #carefulboyz (clip source: Careful Boyz Ask Tulsi Gabbard the Dumbest Questions)
10.2.23
What can we do to win over Steve’s opinion on Filipino food so that we don’t have to eliminate him from this earth with a space laser? Time is running out so let’s get some recommendations on some choice dishes or specific restaurants that even the flyest of haters can’t reject. It’s been years and no amount of palabok has kept him from the dark side, so let’s get him to the good stuff before he discovers a whitewashed Portland version at 3x the price and 5x the white. #carefulboyz (clip source: Overrated Types of Food)
Happy birthday to this absolute gem @nikkilimo there is truly nothing about you that can ever be reproduced, a true 1 of 1, single handedly the most random, most interesting, most hilarious person I’ve ever known. I love our weird Vegas life and our dumbest of kitties. The sun rises and sets with you and I love you with all of my heart ❤️ 😍😍 . ps; your pillow arrangements are kinda fire
10 years with this beauty and 6 years married today!! I’ll never forget picking you up for our first date in my chili red mini Cooper and being so nervous that I forgot which direction we were going in. That night was all I needed to know I wanted to be with you forever @nikkilimo , and every day since I’ve been sure of one thing. Together, wherever life takes us we’re always headed in the right direction. I love you so much and I’m embarrassed by how many pics of your butt I had to scroll through to get to this pic I swear I’ll do more face pics going forward.
Tried to exchange some meaningful insight regarding the independence conflict between Taiwan and China. Ended up with this. Not many people realize this room is so jam packed with tactile political overload that we end up experiencing such an insane surplus of sound logic, and we spiral down into sheer madness. It’s a great place to be if you want lightning quick problem solving applied to your nation’s issues, but only if we’re talking first-world level modern warfare Cold War unrest. Anything beneath that would be beneath us; and as a result, does not deserve our upscale brand of wheezy diplomacy. #carefulboyz (clip source: Apple Asked Chip Manufacturers Not To Use Label)
Should Steve Greene bring back the BangBus Challenge?
This might be my favorite picture ever taken of my amazing wife @nikkilimo. What you’re seeing here is a small taste of the unbridled love that she has not just for our god son but for anyone and everyone who’s had the good fortune to know this wonderful, genuine, kind, brilliant, hilarious and beautiful woman. Happy Valentine’s Day you absolute beauty I love you sooo much!!!
If there’s anyone left who needs it spelled out in alphabet soup, @stevegreenecomedy will double down on anyone taking him fully serious. Anybody’s welcome to cite him as a source and even omit the blatant sarcasm that comes cooked into his claims, so we’re not surprised this vid was repurposed. We just didn’t think it would be used in total disregard of his over-the-top obvious melodrama and become a reference in a real mini-doc. Especially since we didn’t even know hating Filipino food was an actual stereotype that needed a lofty clip like this for support. But we’re thrilled it happened . If only all of Steve’s trolls could receive this type of validation, we might see him retire satire as a whole. #carefulboyz (clip source: Steve Appeared in Mini-doc About Filipino Food. doc source: OTR Food)
Steve’s got a marriage problem. And it’s a big one. So big that it’s gonna be discussed here in multiple installments just to individually pinpoint the many complexities, layer by layer. It’s pillows, man. They’re here. And they’re multiplying.. cloning.. breeding with total disregard. It can’t be stopped; and it shall not be scrutinized. The sacred vows of holy matrimony seemingly stand no chance against this plushy onslaught of occupy: slumberland. The solution may lie within your hip-fire advice so type now before you come to better senses. #carefulboyz
Happy Halloween… let that sink in
Part 2 of Steve’s marriage problem. The issue is heating up as the descriptions grow in vivid intensity. Past traumas resurface as phantom pains in a once fractured tibia. Will anybody take a side against Steve? Are his claims completely devoid of any fault? Surely, there’s grounds to label this an overreaction, but so far it seems like a warranted and possibly understated response. Don’t let your pillow population stop the spousal arousal in the rumpus room. #carefulboyz
Mr Beast blows up / melts then soufflés my wife with a laser and I’m supposed to go 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣shake his hand and act like everything is okay?! Yeah no this is NOT okay. I will have my revenge. At least she didn’t place 4th though
Mr Beast blows up / melts then soufflés my wife with a laser and I’m supposed to go 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣shake his hand and act like everything is okay?! Yeah no this is NOT okay. I will have my revenge. At least she didn’t place 4th though
Mr Beast blows up / melts then soufflés my wife with a laser and I’m supposed to go 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣shake his hand and act like everything is okay?! Yeah no this is NOT okay. I will have my revenge. At least she didn’t place 4th though
Deepfakes on their own aren’t necessarily illegal but the damages stemming from unethical application in which a person’s reputation or career is proven to be negatively affected can merit defamatory charges. Or you can just defame yourself by showing us your platinum membership account to your own homies fake noodz. Welcome to the era of the mountain we call artificial intelligence; we may be embarking on its most slippery slope. We’ll be here to help offset that with our genuine stupidity. #carefulboyz (clip source: Deepfake Scandal)
So 10 plus years ago I got with @nikkilimo and it’s her birthday, the most absurd thing about our relationship is that we’ve been on the same page since year 1. There is no one on the planet more interesting to me and as much as I begged the world to understand my life is a sitcom no one really started to believe me til she final tabled the World Series of Poker a year and like 2 months into playing poker at all LMFAO. 99.99% of people were just like…. Wait she’s playing poker?! I love you beauty, the gem of gems
Happy Valentine’s Day @nikkilimo going on 10 incredible years of absolute sha nay nays. Still can’t believe there was ever a time you weren’t at the center of my world. Let’s have more cats together pls! I love you!
The only place where you can get an insider’s look at our internal affairs is the “JK Overtime” series, which just released another episode with Steve and Joe. This one covers a massive span of topics; but contains one of the deepest retrospectives into the channel’s history, and also dives into their friendship that has outlasted several phases of change around them. For a huge amount of context, please check out this latest episode of JK Overtime, and let us know who you’d like to see paired up next. #carefulboyz (clip source: JK Overtime: Steve Vs Joe)
Part 3 of Steve’s marriage problem(s). The boyz start proposing different solutions for his pillow predicament and end up finding deeper cuts in the process. At this point, it really does appear to be a lost cause but we’re not giving up hope. Somewhere out there, a flawless plan exists in the form of a self-inflicted domestic heist where no true suspect can be pinpointed.. but that’s probably where you guys come in cuz so far nothing the boyz have said is anywhere close to that. Comment how to Assassin’s Creed these pillows into oblivion and save Steve and Nikki’s maximum thread-count marriage. #carefulboyz
The lesson? Please stop taking L’s TY
By the time the market catches up it’ll be just like last time 🙌🙌🙌
