Happy birthday @taikakwan the giver of love the bringer of views ILYSM and 20 years from now when u see this u will remember PURE JOY #taikakwan #born2views #watchmenaynay
Happy Birthday to my wife and best friend @nikkilimo I have no idea what I ever did to deserve someone as sweet fun kind selfless and funny as you and when I find out I will remove it from my body. I am absolutely obsessed with you. I don’t take you for granted for a single day! Here’s to many many more foggy mornings looking at the moon! I love you!
Love going to social media events with my wife @nikkilimo
Turnout for my birthday is at an all time freaking high not that I’m surprised LOL I have SO many friends it’s RE TAR DED #birthday #bdaylove #definitelyfeelingthelove
I AM SO SICK OF THESE FAKE ASS BITCHES TAKING 20 MINS TO “EDIT” A PIC FOR INSTA LIKE R U EVEN KIDDING ME?!?!? LOL PUTTING YA ASS ON BLAST CALLIN U OUT WAT U GONA DO NOTHIN LOL SERIOUSLY
Sooooo freaking proud of my friends @joejitsukawa @davidsocomedy @bartkwan for their matcha tea business Sipâ„¢ matcha means ground tea idk why they invented another word for that but w/e SIP HAPPENS LOL check out Sip in Rowland Heights & UCLA #Sip
They have tried but they can not keep us apart @bigbossboze but really it’s a coincidence but really it’s drama #dramarunsyoutube #dramarunstheworld #weallloveboze #jknews #jkparty #whydontsteveandjoshmakevids #notdrama
Sometimes a photograph portrays your absolute essence. I am freaking killing it
I HAVE SO MANY F**KING HATERS ITS SO SAD YOU REALLY THINK I CARE ABOUT U AND WHAT U THINK ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? I DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT YALL LOL IM SO HAPPY U HAVE NO IDEA I LIVE IN CONSTANT BLISS LMAO #happy #sohappy #neverhappier #nevergladder #alwayshappy #foreverbliss #nonstopjoy #cantstopsmiling #mylifeisdisneyland #livinglaughingloving #ismileateverything #alwayshappy #alwayslaughing #smilealways #smileforever
Okay so I’m at this social media party and there’s this little tiny house with three roofs like wtf they should have spent less roof money and spent more room money LOL #oldarchitecture #notsmart #uselogic #ImeanSERIOUSLY
Okay so I take a lot of heat and a lot of Sh*t (sorry 4 the language but I’m on fire right now!) for being a GOOD FRIEND. I will NOT apologize for having my friends backs because I’m just THAT type of person so #dealwithit also brand new episode of The Sh*t They Don’t Tell You podcast featuring @csydelko and we talk about HATERZ link in the bio!
Okay so lots of people think that books are fun lol they are boring. U wanna know what’s fun? Shady Agents game made by my good friends @jkfilms !!! Seriously buy this game if you love the game mafia but you find it’s lacking characters who look like the @jkfilms employees THEN THIS IS FOR YOU link in the bio!!!!!!!!! Also you have until midnight then it’s gone forever!!! #shadyagentsgame #fun
Literally LOVE my haters and I have LOTS so you know I must b doing something RIGHT. Spent all night last night reading hate comments about me. And all this morning. And the last three days. And the seven days before that. I basically read nothing but hater comments non stop but they hold NO POWER over me whatsoever. Gotta go read more h8 comments now bye!!!! Oh and check out the new Sh*t They Don’t Tell You podcast with #nikkilimo we talk crypto currency! Link in the bio! #lovemyhaters #love #haters #hatersgonnahate #hatersgonnaliveinmyhead24/7
I only have eyes for you @nikkilimo #love #CuteStare #starrynights #soulmate #loveinreallife
When Dollar Shave Club reached out to me because they wanted to #spon me I freaking cried. I’ve used Dollar shave club for LITERALLY years and I love it. Now U get 2 love it 2! Join the club with one of their starter sets for just $5! After that, the restock box ships @ regular price. Get this EXCLUSIVE deal at DollarShaveClub.com/StevenGreene today (except u Karen LOL jk lvu!!!) #ad #blessed #spon #silkysmooth #youguys
Today I was at the bank and a lady in front of me was telling her “friend” that she suffers from depression. Her friend just stood there and listened and DID NOTHING while the girl went on and on about being sad. You all know me, I couldn’t just SAY NOTHING lol so I tapped her on the shoulder and said “You SERIOUSLY need to smile more.” She was speechless, I don’t think anyone’s ever told her that before. Oh and I made sure to roll my eyes at her friend too lol u all know how I get!!!!! It takes way more muscles to frown y’all! By the way this week I uploaded the podcast with @jacksfilms on my YouTube channel! CHECK emoji it out!!! Link in the bio! #smile #smilemore #findyourstrong #depressionquotes #ittakesWAYmoremusclestofrownyall
Mkay so something a lot of ppl don’t know about me is I #LOVE charity. All of the proceeds of all of my posts tonight go to Kitten Rescue which saves #catlives they don’t have 9 y’all that’s urban legend they basically have 5
It took me awhile to post this because I wasn’t sure what to say exactly. You might see ‘Crazy Rich’ people represented on stage and screen but they’re almost always crime bosses or drug lords and Hollywood NEVER shows an entire cast of Crazy Rich people who did it the right way. The Rich are crazy under represented and Mis-portrayed. Downton Abbey doesn’t count because it shows the Crowley family’s servants way too much like WTF please get back to the rich people!!! #crazyrichasians #support #soproud
When I was a little kid I always dreamed of performing a podcast live at the Just for Laughs Comedy festival. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! When I was two I also dreamed about getting a song on google play music… looks like that dream is next so WATCH THE FRICK OUT #doingit #dreams #noregrets #googleplay #noteasy #nothinginlifeisbitch #justforlaughs #montreal
Literally kys. #instabeach
Here’s to the little things: Tiny boxes. Little keys. Like a really small knot IDK. Small gestures when put together they make a BIG difference! Like having small person @jess_lizama on The Sh*t They Don’t Tell You podcast!! She might be small but you could never EVER put her in a box (even though she’d totally fit) New episode on iTunes, android, castbox, and the whole video on my YouTube channel! Link in the bio! #itsthelittlethings #thatwhenaddedupallofthelittlethingshappentomakeaBIGDIFFERENCE
A word of advice 4 everyone even my haters: If u have a job u hate it’s time to QUIT and start doing what u LOVE. NO EXCUSES. ANYONE can quit their jobs you just go to your manager and say “I” and then “QUIT” LOL it’s not that hard ppl. Brand new episode of The Sh*t They Don’t Tell You podcast is up on my YouTube channel and on castbox/ Apple/androids we have a sex therapist analyze our sex life!!!! #noexcuses #quityourjob #justsayiquit #itsSOeasy link in the bio!
Coming very very soon! 😎 The Thinning: New World Order
SO ME LOL TAG SOME1 U KNOW WHO IS SO ME TOO #love #Imahandfull tagging u NIKKI @nikkilimo u get me!!!!!!! 🥂🥂🥂
