Slow moCHIN. Lola is a straight up pro at this. #doublechinstagram
Sooo, I’m in the EmerCHINcy room!
Probably nothing but I have some chest pain and I spent 12 hours yesterday driving and sitting on a runway so they are testing me for a pulmonary CHINbolism. My wife says this is no time for chin puns.
So apparently I’ve been doing this for 26 years. This is from my freshman year at VirCHINia. And yes that is an Elvis tie with a denim shirt. FaCHIN mogul. @doublechinstagram
Too much informaCHIN. Also I am cracking up at the use of the word “shall” after all that. It’s written like it’s one of the freaking CHIN Commandments. #doublechinstagram #CHINdigestion
Captain: “hey guys, so the thing we use to start the enCHIN is not working, so we are gonna jump start it with the Jet Bridge. Enjoy your flight!!!”
I have some follow up quesCHINs #doublechinstagram #needmoreinformaCHIN
Hi elevaCHIN seats but still great! #USOPEN #doublechinstagram
I know the trash probably won’t get picked up tomorrow bc of CHINdependence day, but if I miss the collectCHIN it will be the worst day of my life. #doublechinstagram
That is the face of a man who was just told that after sitting on a runway for 2 and a half hours, we have to go back to the gate because “it’s too busy out here”. I don’t even have any chin puns. That’s how mad I am. Don’t ever fly on a plane with me and Kim. Run the other way. We are jinxes. LaGuardia Airport
My daughter pointed out that not only is this sunscreen super white, but it also makes my teeth look super yellow! Thanks for the observaCHIN Lola! #doublechinstagram
Santa Monica is beautiful. Still no earthquakes (knock on wood) Sorry about the solar CHINclipse. #doublechinstagram
DOUBLE CHINVESTIVATION. There are police and fireman all over this massage CHINvy. I CHINterviewed a nearby store merCHINt who tells me that a disgruntled CHINployee rammed into the store front and sped away, but left behind a car bumper. You are welcome @wral and @abc11_wtvd and @wncntv #doublechinstagram
My wife just threw away everything. Everything is in my car. OrganizaCHIN sucks. #doublechinstagram
My wife just threw away everything. Everything is in my car. OrganizaCHIN sucks. #doublechinstagram
Just landed in LA. driver: you guys excited? “There’s gonna be another bigger earthquake any day”. Me: (checks pants for defecaCHIN) #doublechinstagram
CHINese food! Our favorite place on the planet. Jing Fong. In crowded Chinatown. But somehow the size of a football field #doublechinstagram Jing Fong Restaurant
It was a beautiful grand CHINale last night! #chindependence #doublechinstagram
don’t fly in the south tonight . Tons of CHINclement weather. This is the line to sit at the bar #doublechinstagram Raleigh-Durham International Airport (RDU)
This is a pretty sweet CHINperial fighter. Is this the one that drives the CHINperor around, or maybe the one that drives Kylo CHIN? #doublechinstagram Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge
“Ladies and CHINtlemen from the cockpit, we are at the gate but there’s another plane here. I know we are a gigantic 20 million dollar aircraft with state of the art communicaCHIN but we just realized our gate was occupied, we don’t know when they are leaving and don’t know if there are any other gates. Please remain seated thaaaaanks!!”
#communicaCHIN
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6’6 ceiling. This place could use a renovaCHIN. I’d tag the locaCHIN but it’s not showing up on GPS @jakefehling #doublechinstagram
QuesCHIN? is this an unusual amount of perspiraCHIN while sitting on a couch watching tennis? It stressed me out. I am not well. #doublechinstagram #CHINbleton
Who else is up early watching CHINbledon?? Dream final #doublechinstagram
Look at the second item down on the CHINu. “Fresh fish of the week.” Is that even possible?
#ExpiraCHIN #doublechinstagram
Turned this office into a major video productCHIN!!!
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