Update- she passed! Drove home and we are both alive though she may have given our neighbor bringing in recycling heart palpitaCHINs
Greetings from CHINmonix! About to go to the Summit of L’Aiguille du Midi, which is a very high elevaCHIN. Chamonix Mont Blanc (French Alps)
VacaCHIN!!!
That is not a dead CHINPmunk. That is my former hair. That was a one hour haircut. It needed serious attenCHIN. #doublechinforthewin
Lighthouses are the perfect situaCHIN for a picture!! #doublechinforthewin Bald Head Island, North Carolina
TrepidaCHIN. This is the face of a dad whose daughter is at the DMV counter about to get her Permit. She is smart, capable and responsible but I am freaking TERRIFIED
Ice climbing in CHINmonix! 130 foot ascenCHIN. So proud of my wife and children! Swipe right for all the actCHIN Chamonix Mont-Blanc
Ice climbing in CHINmonix! 130 foot ascenCHIN. So proud of my wife and children! Swipe right for all the actCHIN Chamonix Mont-Blanc
Ice climbing in CHINmonix! 130 foot ascenCHIN. So proud of my wife and children! Swipe right for all the actCHIN Chamonix Mont-Blanc
I’m not great at pitCHINg but this was an incredible honor. I’ve been a @durhambulls fan since I was 3. I swell with pride every time I see that park, and the area around it, and realize how much my hometown has grown. Also I threw this into the dirt and like 3 feet outside.
Sorry Ive been in hibernaCHIN. but this weird yellow thing in the sky drew me outside. #doublechinstagram
NINE INCH NAILS!!!! Quick ReactCHIN:
1. Trent Reznor is 56 and looks and sounds 25. He was sensaCHINal and he has the dopest synthesizers ever. He hadn’t played in almost 4 years and got emoCHINal about being back on a stage for the first time. 2. The crowd was great. We all used to be teenage angst monsters and now we have 401ks and pet hamsters for our kids. 3. I showed up in a bonobos button down shirt and felt like and idiot. Thank goodness for merCHINdise. 4. There were a lot of people just filming the entire concert on their phones. I don’t get that. It’s gonna look and sound awful. Why not just enjoy it? 5. Nine inch Nails is An anagram of Alien Chins Inn.
NINE INCH NAILS!!!! Quick ReactCHIN:
1. Trent Reznor is 56 and looks and sounds 25. He was sensaCHINal and he has the dopest synthesizers ever. He hadn’t played in almost 4 years and got emoCHINal about being back on a stage for the first time. 2. The crowd was great. We all used to be teenage angst monsters and now we have 401ks and pet hamsters for our kids. 3. I showed up in a bonobos button down shirt and felt like and idiot. Thank goodness for merCHINdise. 4. There were a lot of people just filming the entire concert on their phones. I don’t get that. It’s gonna look and sound awful. Why not just enjoy it? 5. Nine inch Nails is An anagram of Alien Chins Inn.
NINE INCH NAILS!!!! Quick ReactCHIN:
1. Trent Reznor is 56 and looks and sounds 25. He was sensaCHINal and he has the dopest synthesizers ever. He hadn’t played in almost 4 years and got emoCHINal about being back on a stage for the first time. 2. The crowd was great. We all used to be teenage angst monsters and now we have 401ks and pet hamsters for our kids. 3. I showed up in a bonobos button down shirt and felt like and idiot. Thank goodness for merCHINdise. 4. There were a lot of people just filming the entire concert on their phones. I don’t get that. It’s gonna look and sound awful. Why not just enjoy it? 5. Nine inch Nails is An anagram of Alien Chins Inn.
Needed some CHINnis footage for a video. This is what I look like while serving. Next time I will wear a hat. Eat your heart out John MaCHINroe
Friends- Here is my situaCHIN and this is not an exaggeraCHIN. I broke down all of these boxes and my recycling is full. ONE DAY AFTER COLLECTCHIN. my wife has an Amazon Prime addictCHIN and May need a CHINtervenCHIN. And that, friends is a pun record. #doublechinforthewin
The CHINema is a great place to pass out. #CHINionstheriseofgru
So here’s something fun to do! Step one: put on sunscreen. Step two: put on your contacts without washing your hands. I’m a friggin idiot. Update- Adding insult t CHINjury. Now I lost the lens and I’m in pain. And I don’t have any more at that prescripCHIN. #doublechinforthewin
Good Morning America is quite the productCHIN!
Good Morning America is quite the productCHIN!
Fun competiCHIN – guess what I am doing? #doublechinforthewin
Happy CHINco de Mayo! I just ate 11 tacos is that too much?
