Happy 50th birthday Simon Baker! You tasteful, hilarious task master. Being in your presence makes everything and everyone better. I’m so lucky to have stood beside you.
The night my boyfriend at the time told me I looked like a five thousand dollar a night hooker and meant it as the highest compliment.
We’re the people that i made fun of before I had children. I love you @shiriappleby #milkandcookies #halloweencostume
My friend @sarahhendler made these beautiful earrings and let me pretend they were mine tonight: Check her stuff out.
My proudest moment professionally hands down. #bestactressvenicefilmfestival #niagaraniagara
When the only thing less subtle than my acting was my hair. #90’s
Hi, I was the thirteen year old girl that chose to wear a provocative dress to my Catholic confirmation. #adolescence #eighthgrade And does my nose look bigger because my face kept growing?
I know this is hard to believe but I wasn’t posing in this very posed looking picture. I swear to God.
#middleagediandinlove we talk about what’s inside pigeons and whether or not it’s morning time. #deepthoughts
#youngandinlove 2012 long before the baby and conversations about property tax
When the universe is trying to teach you something by giving you a child who loves so many things you find frightening. #reptiles
We’re both still trying to figure out how the photographer managed to get Nicky to smile this wide.
I’m going to keep on posting pictures of Oscar until he’s old enough to tell me to stop because he finds me embarrassing.
Happy National Son’s day Oscar Holly Marmet. Who decides when these days are? I feel like it’s never ending. Btw, this kitten is up for adoption at @poshpetcare in West Hollywood. She’s super playful and Oscar wanted her but allegedly we’re getting an iguana instead. If someone wants a cat and you live in California. Go and get this little sweetie.
This is me pretending that I knew how to give really good haircuts in my bathroom in nyc in the 90’s.
I don’t feel like my child modeling career has been properly documented on Instagram. If anybody can find the Sears bra boxes I did in high school can you please tag me? I think I threw them away in shame and now I wish I’d kept them.
Monday, back to work.
I don’t think anybody had a better weekend. Happy 3rd Birthday Oscar Marmet! You make everything better except maybe the mornings you decide to embrace the day at sunrise. We love you.
I’m terrible at drawing mustaches but I think Oscar really compensates by committing fully to the character. #piratecostume
Photo by @rlouder attitude is all Oscar.
38 and you’re great. Oscar and I wish you the happiest birthday, a year filled with adventures, and so much happiness. We love you.
I loved you from the moment I saw you. #nationaldogday #rufus #mutt
Me getting ready for a red carpet.
Our living room from @archdigest shoot photo by @emilyberl #richardserra print couche and chairs #joachimtenreiro
