This is my @meggerzv We’re still great friends but if I’m being honest that’s only because she takes me to the best festivals. #amfdtla2019 we held each other for the 4th time during @destructoamf I love her and so many others. I’m torn. #stepdad
This is my @meggerzv We’re still great friends but if I’m being honest that’s only because she takes me to the best festivals. #amfdtla2019 we held each other for the 4th time during @destructoamf I love her and so many others. I’m torn. #stepdad
Going out to buy some Ensure! THIS IS NOT AN AD. #ensure #payme
I just watched my **really beautiful** friend be **very funny** in the new season of @lizaondemand , and while we did take pictures together, I have chosen to showcase these creepier photos. @ohlittleasianone I love ya. And I took home this poster. I’m not sorry. #lizaondemand #oitnb #stepdad
I just watched my **really beautiful** friend be **very funny** in the new season of @lizaondemand , and while we did take pictures together, I have chosen to showcase these creepier photos. @ohlittleasianone I love ya. And I took home this poster. I’m not sorry. #lizaondemand #oitnb #stepdad
I just watched my **really beautiful** friend be **very funny** in the new season of @lizaondemand , and while we did take pictures together, I have chosen to showcase these creepier photos. @ohlittleasianone I love ya. And I took home this poster. I’m not sorry. #lizaondemand #oitnb #stepdad
This is basically a costume. step dad brushed her hair #steppep
It’s my birthday today. YOUR step fathers birthday. And at least some of my children are doing it right. ONE of them f*&king drew me. THATS ME. DRAWN. Are you still breathing?! I’m not! 🥺 @chelsannat . Next slide, A birthday card that arrived in the mail (best kind, don’t @ me) so truly captured my essence it was as if I’d been handed a thin folded mirror. Photo evidence. *added bonus fun fact: the package also contained a voodoo doll WEARING A SHIRT of the *same Bowie that happened to be on MY MUG. *Ok the mug is my face AS Bowie, but you get the idea. . I’m a lucky SOB. Lastly, i wanna thank the guys down at the rec league. You know for what. And for how many times. #stepdad #birthdaybitch #steppep #art #mugs *original 📸 drawing is based on, by @hoeg
It’s my birthday today. YOUR step fathers birthday. And at least some of my children are doing it right. ONE of them f*&king drew me. THATS ME. DRAWN. Are you still breathing?! I’m not! 🥺 @chelsannat . Next slide, A birthday card that arrived in the mail (best kind, don’t @ me) so truly captured my essence it was as if I’d been handed a thin folded mirror. Photo evidence. *added bonus fun fact: the package also contained a voodoo doll WEARING A SHIRT of the *same Bowie that happened to be on MY MUG. *Ok the mug is my face AS Bowie, but you get the idea. . I’m a lucky SOB. Lastly, i wanna thank the guys down at the rec league. You know for what. And for how many times. #stepdad #birthdaybitch #steppep #art #mugs *original 📸 drawing is based on, by @hoeg
⚜️LOUISVILLE⚜️ #homefortheholidays #KY
#2020
I don’t… know? #tb 🔪
She. Had. Hair. #hairs #tb
She. Had. Hair. #hairs #tb
She. Had. Hair. #hairs #tb
She. Had. Hair. #hairs #tb
🚨Missing a place AND a person. HOLD MY CALLS 🚨 #poneybiter #newyork #sister #sensitveeyes #stepdadvacation
It’s poker night, and your mother can’t do anything about it! Seen here: resting my hands before a round. #stepdad #poker cc: @ssimbari #macandcheese
If you squint, it’s me… JTT. 💁🏼♀️ Howdy neighbor. #tooltime #jonathantaylorthomas Cc: @chelsannat 🐬 #imcharming
#RIP Highland Records. You served us well. #Louisville 😔
Big THANK YOU to the Ina to my Jeffery, @elizabethkott for Co hosting this trippy dinner with @getawayhouse I assure you I am composed primarily of burrata and fries this morning, and if you know me, you know I wouldn’t have it any other way. Featured here with total strangers, whose toes I’d lick 🤷🏼♀️ #getawayhouse #getawayoften #toes
“If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother” – is a saying I invented. No one has said it before and no else really knows what it means. Why? Because no one AND I MEAN NO ONE, knows your mother like me. Cc: @leila_leilani @superareshop @reebok #imyournewdad 👨🏻✈️ #stepdad 👨🏻⚖️ #boxing 🥊
OK FIRST OF ALL. I too love peanut butter so bad. So on principle alone this video already comes 💯 correct for me, personally. But this queen truly knocks it out of the park (a reference to picnics *near parks NOT baseball) when she word association/ appreciation(?)’s her way to an impromptu rendition of one of my favorite songs *(1/2 a verse) followed by a whispered yet earnest “no”. I’ve made 30 DVD copies already, sending as my Christmas card. #peanutbutterjellytime #baseballbats #celinedion #christmas
****THIS IS ON AMAZON NOW**** #SaintCloudHill #losangeles
