Emily Althaus

Emily Althaus Instagram – It’s my birthday today.
YOUR step fathers birthday. And at least some of my children are doing it right. ONE of them f*&king drew me. THATS ME. DRAWN. Are you still breathing?! I’m not! 🥺 @chelsannat . Next slide, A birthday card that arrived in the mail (best kind, don’t @ me) so truly captured my essence it was as if I’d been handed a thin folded mirror. Photo evidence. *added bonus fun fact: the package also contained a voodoo doll WEARING A SHIRT of the *same Bowie that happened to be on MY MUG. *Ok the mug is my face AS Bowie, but you get the idea. . I’m a lucky SOB. Lastly, i wanna thank the guys down at the rec league. You know for what. And for how many times. #stepdad #birthdaybitch #steppep #art #mugs *original 📸 drawing is based on, by @hoeg | Posted on 26/Nov/2019 08:51:57