Home Actress Melissa Rauch HD Instagram Photos and Wallpapers January 2020 Melissa Rauch Instagram - I told myself I wasn't going to waste time taking multiple pics when taking a selfie for IG, so here you go....my first and only pic. Nailed it. Had a bunch of lemons from a tree in my yard so decided to make some LEMON COOKIES! Here's the recipe (they happen to be #GlutenFree and #Vegan (unless you decide to top them with spaghetti and meatballs in which case they would be #neither...your call)! Ingredients: 2 cups almond flour 1 cup oat flour 1/4 cup coconut sugar 1 tsp baking powder pinch of salt (if you have a big pincher take it easy) Zest of two lemons 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice (May I recommend you use the juice from the lemons you zested so that you're not wasting lemons. Plus, I find the lemons look sad and angry after they've been zested, so I feel like juicing them afterward gives them a sense of purpose and makes them calm down) 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 2 tablespoons maple syrup 1 tablespoon coconut oil (melted) Mix dry ingredients, then when they get sick of each other and want to liven things up, add the wet ingredients. They'll welcome the change of texture. Am I aware that I keep anthropomorphizing food? Yes, and get off my junk before I send a zested lemon to teach you a lesson. Mix it all together until it forms a big ball of sticky dough. Put in the fridge for about an hour. Not going to tell you what to do with that hour other than preheat the oven at some point to 350 and spend some time thinking about how you judged me a couple sentences back. After an hour, use a cookie scoop or a tablespoon and place dough on a baking sheet. Bake for about 10-15-ish minutes. You're going to have to do you here because I forgot to time it exactly. Take them out and enjoy. Unless you don't enjoy lemon, in which case you will absolutely hate themm! *I realize I have an extra "m" in "them" - but I also told myself I won't waste time fixing typos, so it's staying as is.

Melissa Rauch Instagram – I told myself I wasn’t going to waste time taking multiple pics when taking a selfie for IG, so here you go….my first and only pic. Nailed it. Had a bunch of lemons from a tree in my yard so decided to make some LEMON COOKIES! Here’s the recipe (they happen to be #GlutenFree and #Vegan (unless you decide to top them with spaghetti and meatballs in which case they would be #neither…your call)! Ingredients: 2 cups almond flour 1 cup oat flour 1/4 cup coconut sugar 1 tsp baking powder pinch of salt (if you have a big pincher take it easy) Zest of two lemons 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice (May I recommend you use the juice from the lemons you zested so that you’re not wasting lemons. Plus, I find the lemons look sad and angry after they’ve been zested, so I feel like juicing them afterward gives them a sense of purpose and makes them calm down) 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 2 tablespoons maple syrup 1 tablespoon coconut oil (melted) Mix dry ingredients, then when they get sick of each other and want to liven things up, add the wet ingredients. They’ll welcome the change of texture. Am I aware that I keep anthropomorphizing food? Yes, and get off my junk before I send a zested lemon to teach you a lesson. Mix it all together until it forms a big ball of sticky dough. Put in the fridge for about an hour. Not going to tell you what to do with that hour other than preheat the oven at some point to 350 and spend some time thinking about how you judged me a couple sentences back. After an hour, use a cookie scoop or a tablespoon and place dough on a baking sheet. Bake for about 10-15-ish minutes. You’re going to have to do you here because I forgot to time it exactly. Take them out and enjoy. Unless you don’t enjoy lemon, in which case you will absolutely hate themm! *I realize I have an extra “m” in “them” – but I also told myself I won’t waste time fixing typos, so it’s staying as is.

Melissa Rauch Instagram - I told myself I wasn't going to waste time taking multiple pics when taking a selfie for IG, so here you go....my first and only pic. Nailed it. Had a bunch of lemons from a tree in my yard so decided to make some LEMON COOKIES! Here's the recipe (they happen to be #GlutenFree and #Vegan (unless you decide to top them with spaghetti and meatballs in which case they would be #neither...your call)! Ingredients: 2 cups almond flour 1 cup oat flour 1/4 cup coconut sugar 1 tsp baking powder pinch of salt (if you have a big pincher take it easy) Zest of two lemons 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice (May I recommend you use the juice from the lemons you zested so that you're not wasting lemons. Plus, I find the lemons look sad and angry after they've been zested, so I feel like juicing them afterward gives them a sense of purpose and makes them calm down) 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 2 tablespoons maple syrup 1 tablespoon coconut oil (melted) Mix dry ingredients, then when they get sick of each other and want to liven things up, add the wet ingredients. They'll welcome the change of texture. Am I aware that I keep anthropomorphizing food? Yes, and get off my junk before I send a zested lemon to teach you a lesson. Mix it all together until it forms a big ball of sticky dough. Put in the fridge for about an hour. Not going to tell you what to do with that hour other than preheat the oven at some point to 350 and spend some time thinking about how you judged me a couple sentences back. After an hour, use a cookie scoop or a tablespoon and place dough on a baking sheet. Bake for about 10-15-ish minutes. You're going to have to do you here because I forgot to time it exactly. Take them out and enjoy. Unless you don't enjoy lemon, in which case you will absolutely hate themm! *I realize I have an extra "m" in "them" - but I also told myself I won't waste time fixing typos, so it's staying as is.

Melissa Rauch Instagram – I told myself I wasn’t going to waste time taking multiple pics when taking a selfie for IG, so here you go….my first and only pic. Nailed it. Had a bunch of lemons from a tree in my yard so decided to make some LEMON COOKIES!
Here’s the recipe (they happen to be #GlutenFree and #Vegan (unless you decide to top them with spaghetti and meatballs in which case they would be #neither…your call)!
Ingredients:
2 cups almond flour
1 cup oat flour
1/4 cup coconut sugar
1 tsp baking powder
pinch of salt (if you have a big pincher take it easy)
Zest of two lemons
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice (May I recommend you use the juice from the lemons you zested so that you’re not wasting lemons. Plus, I find the lemons look sad and angry after they’ve been zested, so I feel like juicing them afterward gives them a sense of purpose and makes them calm down)
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
2 tablespoons maple syrup
1 tablespoon coconut oil (melted)
Mix dry ingredients, then when they get sick of each other and want to liven things up, add the wet ingredients. They’ll welcome the change of texture. Am I aware that I keep anthropomorphizing food? Yes, and get off my junk before I send a zested lemon to teach you a lesson. Mix it all together until it forms a big ball of sticky dough. Put in the fridge for about an hour. Not going to tell you what to do with that hour other than preheat the oven at some point to 350 and spend some time thinking about how you judged me a couple sentences back. After an hour, use a cookie scoop or a tablespoon and place dough on a baking sheet. Bake for about 10-15-ish minutes. You’re going to have to do you here because I forgot to time it exactly. Take them out and enjoy. Unless you don’t enjoy lemon, in which case you will absolutely hate themm! *I realize I have an extra “m” in “them” – but I also told myself I won’t waste time fixing typos, so it’s staying as is. | Posted on 20/Jan/2020 04:01:30

Melissa Rauch Instagram – In 1989 I set my DeLorean for 2020…and it took a second, but here we are! Wishing you all a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
Melissa Rauch Instagram – Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving! Here’s the recipe for the Persimmon Cake with Cream Cheese Glaze I f’ed up on my stories:
– 3 Large ripe Persimmons (Hachiya not Fuyu – I’m not cursing you off I’m just telling you which works better. If I’m just eating a persimmon I prefer the fuyu & the hachiya’s can go suck it. I know I’m gonna get hit hard from die hard hachiya fans, but I’m using the hachiyas in this recipe so maybe rethink calling me a jerk & just leave a nice 👍 or 💗)
– 2 cups Oat flour & 1/2 c almond flour
– 1/2 tsp baking soda
– 1 tsp baking powder
– 1/2 cup coconut sugar
– 1 tsp cinnamon, 1/4 tsp cloves, 1/4 tsp nutmeg, pinch of ginger
– 1 tablespoon vanilla
– 3 eggs
– 1/3 cup coconut oil
Glaze:
– container cream cheese (use dairy free if you wanna)
– juice of 1/2 lemon
– 1/4 cup coconut sugar
– 1 tsp tapioca flour 
Preheat oven to 325. Peel the persimmons. Take out any seeds. I really debated on whether to tell you to take out seeds as it’s pretty self explanatory, but I was worried one of you would accidentally ingest a seed & I just can’t handle taking on your shi%$# so I’m telling you to TAKE OUT ANY SEEDS. Put persimmon pulp in a food processor until pureed (*note: a food processor is not a word processor that you throw food on. Again, for the one person who would glob pulp on their keyboard, then blame me for ruining their computer.) Mix persimmon puree w/above ingredients until you have a cake batter. Grease bundt cake pan or any other cake pan you like that doesn’t have an annoying spelling like “bundt.” I don’t think I greased it well enough, so just be better. Pour batter into WELL GREASED pan. Bake for an hour. 
I wasn’t originally gonna do a glaze, but when my cake fell apart, I needed something to hide my failure. So, glaze: Blend coconut sugar & tapioca flour. Then mix with cream cheese & lemon. After the cake cools, flip it over. Hopefully yours came out better than mine. If it did, I don’t wanna hear it. I’m just not that big of a person. Jackson Pollock that glaze all over the top or if you’re not covering up your inadequacies like I was, you can gently pour it over as you pat yourself on the back for being so damn perfect.

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