Home Actress Melissa Rauch HD Instagram Photos and Wallpapers January 2020 Melissa Rauch Instagram - When I rock the mic, I rock the mic hardddd.....but not too hard, cause ya know - the equipment is fragile and I would hate to personally have to be on the hook to replace it. Plus said mic doesn’t belong to me and I wouldn’t want to damage other people’s property. Okay, there is no hard rocking of the mic technically...but I do stand near it.

Melissa Rauch Instagram – When I rock the mic, I rock the mic hardddd…..but not too hard, cause ya know – the equipment is fragile and I would hate to personally have to be on the hook to replace it. Plus said mic doesn’t belong to me and I wouldn’t want to damage other people’s property. Okay, there is no hard rocking of the mic technically…but I do stand near it.

Melissa Rauch Instagram - When I rock the mic, I rock the mic hardddd.....but not too hard, cause ya know - the equipment is fragile and I would hate to personally have to be on the hook to replace it. Plus said mic doesn’t belong to me and I wouldn’t want to damage other people’s property. Okay, there is no hard rocking of the mic technically...but I do stand near it.

Melissa Rauch Instagram – When I rock the mic, I rock the mic hardddd…..but not too hard, cause ya know – the equipment is fragile and I would hate to personally have to be on the hook to replace it. Plus said mic doesn’t belong to me and I wouldn’t want to damage other people’s property. Okay, there is no hard rocking of the mic technically…but I do stand near it. | Posted on 22/Jan/2020 06:49:14

Melissa Rauch Instagram – Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving! Here’s the recipe for the Persimmon Cake with Cream Cheese Glaze I f’ed up on my stories:
– 3 Large ripe Persimmons (Hachiya not Fuyu – I’m not cursing you off I’m just telling you which works better. If I’m just eating a persimmon I prefer the fuyu & the hachiya’s can go suck it. I know I’m gonna get hit hard from die hard hachiya fans, but I’m using the hachiyas in this recipe so maybe rethink calling me a jerk & just leave a nice 👍 or 💗)
– 2 cups Oat flour & 1/2 c almond flour
– 1/2 tsp baking soda
– 1 tsp baking powder
– 1/2 cup coconut sugar
– 1 tsp cinnamon, 1/4 tsp cloves, 1/4 tsp nutmeg, pinch of ginger
– 1 tablespoon vanilla
– 3 eggs
– 1/3 cup coconut oil
Glaze:
– container cream cheese (use dairy free if you wanna)
– juice of 1/2 lemon
– 1/4 cup coconut sugar
– 1 tsp tapioca flour 
Preheat oven to 325. Peel the persimmons. Take out any seeds. I really debated on whether to tell you to take out seeds as it’s pretty self explanatory, but I was worried one of you would accidentally ingest a seed & I just can’t handle taking on your shi%$# so I’m telling you to TAKE OUT ANY SEEDS. Put persimmon pulp in a food processor until pureed (*note: a food processor is not a word processor that you throw food on. Again, for the one person who would glob pulp on their keyboard, then blame me for ruining their computer.) Mix persimmon puree w/above ingredients until you have a cake batter. Grease bundt cake pan or any other cake pan you like that doesn’t have an annoying spelling like “bundt.” I don’t think I greased it well enough, so just be better. Pour batter into WELL GREASED pan. Bake for an hour. 
I wasn’t originally gonna do a glaze, but when my cake fell apart, I needed something to hide my failure. So, glaze: Blend coconut sugar & tapioca flour. Then mix with cream cheese & lemon. After the cake cools, flip it over. Hopefully yours came out better than mine. If it did, I don’t wanna hear it. I’m just not that big of a person. Jackson Pollock that glaze all over the top or if you’re not covering up your inadequacies like I was, you can gently pour it over as you pat yourself on the back for being so damn perfect.
Melissa Rauch Instagram – So proud to be a #fabfitfunpartner as @fabfitfun supports a different charity each season! This winter, #fabfitfun is partnering with @WomensAlzMovement which brings awareness to the importance of brain health & women focused Alzheimer’s research. They are also dedicated to supporting female entrepreneurs…a lot of the products in each box are from female-founded companies! And love me some cozy, winter goodies and this awesome box is filled with them! I will be wearing those slippers starting today and for the rest of the holiday season. If you want to sign up and start receiving these awesome seasonal boxes, go to www.fabfitfun.com and use my code RAUCH for $10 off your first box! What’s your favorite product from the fall box? Let me know in the comments below! #selfcare #treatyourself #selfcarefirst #selflove #womensupportingwomen

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