To the most incredible and gorgeous woman in the world: my wife Patricia Maya.
Thank you for our family and for filling our lives with love in every way possible! You make life so very beautiful.
Being with you and our sweet and lovely girls, and Elle is my birthday gift every day.
Te amo, mi corazon ❤️
Congratulations @elleking and Dan! I love you and wish you both happiness and boundless joy.
Elle, you have been a joy for me every day of your life! It just seems like yesterday we were celebrating your 8th birthday in Hong Kong 🇭🇰This lovely and super funny little girl is who I can always see forever in your eyes.
Love,
Dad
Dear Christmas revelers,
This has to stop. Please!
@JasonMomoa WISHES he had ONE of my beautiful eyes, (my good eye!)
I am going to the gym right now,
I swear.
Yours truly,
Ula…
(the back of the tree)
Ps. Please WATCH #asianmommamexicankids STREAMING NOW ON @Netflix
Practicing for when Spades new Netflix show comes on my television.
#MachineGunHandOptional
UberX or UberPlasticShrinkWrap!
#asianmommamexicankids streaming now on @netflix
“GIBSON’S” CHICAGO!
No place I’d rather be!
Pre-Show LUNCH! My pal @iamjamielissow and I will be performing TONIGHT THRU SUNDAY @improvchicago
Had a great morning with my pals, the GLOSSER FAMILY! Max, who is a monster bowler with a ridiculous 181 average!!@maxglosserbowl and Theona who will be displaying her gracefulness in the “Nutcracker” ballet this Fall! @noni_gee1 Give my Love to your mom & dad,
Grandma and Grandpa Glosser & to Uncle Rick & Jeff!
(This is the last time I’ll be as tall as you.)
Your pal,
Rob
Stay Safe ‘Merica!
Bring on da plum sauce!!!!
Happy thanksgiving everyone!
Love,
The Schneiders
🦆
See you at the Ballpark THIS WEEK!!!
I am enjoying a lovely Michigan Morning in Grand Rapids! I will be performing (safely) at @soaringeaglecasino TONIGHT only! Socially Distant show.
Hope you guys get to hang with is later today with my pal, Steve Buscemi and all his friends! 4pmPST/7pmEST Dec 22nd!
It benefits Friends of Fireman!
@adamsandler IS… Hubie!!
@netflixisajoke Check Out #AsianMommaMexicanKids
Outdoor show tonight @segrapark in Columbia, SC with @iamjamielissow! @netflix #RealRob #AsainMommaMexicanKids
See YOU NEXT WEEK!!
Go High Point Rockers! SEE YOU TONIGHT!! Baseball Stadium crowd PLEASE bring Blankets for tonight’s show! And bring an extra one for ME! @iamjamielissow
Baseball Stadium Audiences are the best!!
It’s an honor to have my special “Asian Momma, Mexican Kids” included in @netflix, Best of Stand-Up 2020!
This is an end-of-year special where you’ll get a chance to rewatch some of your favorite comedians of the year or discover new ones you may have missed.
Join us as we take a look back at some of the jokes that got us through the year in this compilation of stand-up highlights.
The Best of 2020 Stand-Ups is streaming globally NOW on @netflixisajoke!!
@iamjamielissow and I will be at LP Frans Stadium in Hickory, NC tonight! Bring a blanket & hand warmers. Whatever happens under the blanket stays under the blanket! Oak Grove, South Carolina
Hanging at @uboracoffeeroasters with @iamjamielissow. One show tonight at SRP Park in North Augusta!
ONE NIGHT ONLY!!
Join us for an unforgettable night up close and personal with John Cleese and Rob Schneider as they discuss “Monty Python” “A Fish Called Wanda” and more!
A little Andy Williams on this gorgeous Michigan afternoon
This FRIDAY @elleking is on Prime TV’s “Pete the Cat!”
Check it out!!
Love YOU, Elle!!
